Twas the night before Christmas and all through the Talk Zone
Everyone was hoping Santa Wade would be on the phone.
On Jim R., on Limey, Waldo and Holly,
Please Music Man, Andyzipp and Pravata for once be jolly.
Each administrator and poster wanting that special deal to be made,
One that would almost make you forget the first time you got laid!
As silence descended up on the Talk Zone,
For once all seemed to be getting along.
At this very magical time of the year..
Each waiting for Santa Wade to appear.
He was a right jolly old elf,
All dressed in sand brick and black, he grinned to himself.
Once more your stockings will not be full,
Because that magical deal I could not pull,
But that mattered not to this awesome crew,
Not a single TZer was blue,
Because I heard Santa Wade as off he signed,
Not to worry Drayton wont let this team be maligned.
