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Take note all you NY whores...
« on: November 15, 2007, 02:31:09 pm »
There's a new sheriff in town; and his name is Taxman.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311830,00.html

I'm sure this case is isolated.

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Re: Take note all you NY whores...
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2007, 02:46:48 pm »
There's a new sheriff in town; and his name is Taxman.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311830,00.html

I'm sure this case is isolated.

This is a yearly battle with many players.  The players usually win, although they rarely have the audacity to purchase several residences in the state in which they claim not to live.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2007, 03:05:59 pm »
This is a yearly battle with many players.  The players usually win, although they rarely have the audacity to purchase several residences in the state in which they claim not to live.

Wasn't Shaq O'Neal claiming he was a resident of Houston (Sugarland actually) for the longest time in order to escape paying state taxes, all the while he had a huge mansion where he actually lived in Orlando?

I think he was forced to pay taxes in Florida after all was said and done, or perhaps I don't remember that story too well.  My bad if I muddy the waters with this one.  Carry on.

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2007, 03:12:26 pm »
Wasn't Shaq O'Neal claiming he was a resident of Houston (Sugarland actually) for the longest time in order to escape paying state taxes, all the while he had a huge mansion where he actually lived in Orlando?

I think he was forced to pay taxes in Florida after all was said and done, or perhaps I don't remember that story too well.  My bad if I muddy the waters with this one.  Carry on.


Well, Florida doesn't have a state income tax either, so I think there'd be little reason to claim Texas over Florida from that perspective, but it could have been another state.  Also, I'm pretty sure one of Shaq's illegitimate children and said progeny's mother live in Houston, so there may be some other reason for claiming Houston residency.
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2007, 03:20:48 pm »
This is a yearly battle with many players.  The players usually win, although they rarely have the audacity to purchase several residences in the state in which they claim not to live.

Mr. NY not paying NY taxes.  Hmmm, I wonder if he taught ARod this trick.  How can these 189~270 x millionaires get away with this?  They want their cake and eat it too.  I suppose I would try it too, but I know I would get caught.

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2007, 03:28:35 pm »
Mr. NY not paying NY taxes.  Hmmm, I wonder if he taught ARod this trick.  How can these 189~270 x millionaires get away with this?  They want their cake and eat it too.  I suppose I would try it too, but I know I would get caught.


Well, he's paying NY taxes on his Yankee salary earned in NY, the Yankees withhold that.  What he's trying to avoid things like endorsements and non-earned income such as signing bonuses, interest income, etc, though I guess that can be pretty significant for someone like Jeter.
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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2007, 03:39:43 pm »

Well, Florida doesn't have a state income tax either, so I think there'd be little reason to claim Texas over Florida from that perspective, but it could have been another state.  Also, I'm pretty sure one of Shaq's illegitimate children and said progeny's mother live in Houston, so there may be some other reason for claiming Houston residency.

Hudson is correct.  The house is Shaq's, but was/is used by his baby's momma.

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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2007, 05:38:58 pm »
I think he is duckin' some allimony/spousal support with that one.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2007, 05:41:26 pm »
i went to high school outside of Orlando with Shaq's two half-sisters and half-brother.  one of them looked just like him, and it wasn't the half-brother.  poor girl.  his other half-sister got knocked up by the star quarterback.  poor guy.

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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2007, 05:48:06 am »
Mr. NY not paying NY taxes.  Hmmm, I wonder if he taught ARod this trick.  How can these 189~270 x millionaires get away with this?  They want their cake and eat it too.  I suppose I would try it too, but I know I would get caught.

I would love to have to pay that amount of tax. Love it.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2007, 08:57:49 am »
I would love to have to pay that amount of tax. Love it.

Vote for Hillary or Obama.  You'll get the chance without that whole "getting a raise" thing.

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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2007, 01:40:00 pm »
Vote for Hillary or Obama.  You'll get the chance without that whole "getting a raise" thing.

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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2007, 01:41:38 pm »
4.5 hours of tumbleweeds after this? Is Limey currently unavailable? iPhone on the fritz? Spack is disappointed...

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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 02:15:48 pm »
4.5 hours of tumbleweeds after this? Is Limey currently unavailable? iPhone on the fritz? Spack is disappointed...

I am a troll.  I am a troll.  I am an unsuccessful troll.

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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2007, 02:26:23 pm »
I am a troll.  I am a troll.  I am an unsuccessful troll.

You just like thinking about Hillary and "getting a raise".

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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2007, 02:40:02 pm »
You just like thinking about Hillary and "getting a raise".

I'd get more of a raise thinking about a troll.

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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2007, 03:22:53 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2007, 10:34:00 pm »
Oh my God.

Noe, why did I just click the link that Lurch posted?
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Re: Take note all you NY whores...
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2007, 08:45:34 am »
Unga bungaed by the BBGs.

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