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9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« on: September 20, 2007, 08:58:44 pm »
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2007, 09:24:21 pm »
Sheesh... when I pulled into the driveway, it was the top of the 7th and we were ahead 5-0. I came inside, talked to my husband, changed clothes, tucked the kids into bed, and finally turned on the tv just in time to see Bidge get another double and our boys go up 10-0. Zowie.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2007, 09:26:07 pm »
AE!!!!
I remember all the good times me 'n Miller enjoyed
Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2007, 09:28:48 pm »
Hey! Is that AE I see on the field?? They just said he was hoping to play in Cincy. His wife's expecting a baby any second now.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2007, 09:35:10 pm »
JD just called rex a mythbuster and the reference was totally lost on brownie..

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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2007, 09:38:00 pm »
Brownie: "Tony La Russa wants to make a switch."

JD: "He's trying to find somebody who can get JR Towles out."

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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2007, 09:45:54 pm »
Something-borg just walked Towles, which walked in Bruntlett for a run, and the bases are still loaded with 1 out with Wandy up. What a night for Towles, they just said.

Oh oh oh, Wandy just smacked a hit to RF and scored Lamb for the 3rd time tonight.

Bases STILL loaded, 1 out, top 8th, Josh Anderson up.... aaaaaaaaand a pitch into the dirt kicks away from the catcher and errors in... um... #10, is that Ransom? Yeah, there he is.

So, runners on 2nd and 3rd, Anderson up, 1 out. 12-0 Astros in top 8th.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 09:47:06 pm »
Anderson grounded to 2B, thrown out at 1st, but Towles came in, so now 14-0. I just realized I miscounted somewhere in my last post, but no matter.

Ausmus batting now, 2 outs. Did they just say he's playing 3rd base?
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 09:49:06 pm »
Ausmus knocks a little slow roller up the 3B line and makes it to 1st, and Wandy runs right by the ball to score, so now it's 15-0 'Stros and AE is batting. He has not been in a major-league batter's box since June per Brownie. 2 outs.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 09:49:46 pm »
AE knocked a single into CF.

JD: Welcome back, Adam! He's batting 1.000 this September!!
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 09:52:04 pm »
JD: Now you're thinking, maybe Major League Baseball should institute the mercy rule.

Lamb hit a single up the middle, knocked in Ausmus to make it 16-0. Still in the 8th inning, 2 outs. Burke up.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 09:53:13 pm »
Burke chops one to get out at 1st. The Cardinal faithful erupt into cheers and applause.

JD, excitedly: Sarcasm lives in the Midwest!!
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 10:00:34 pm »
Okay, sorry for the lack of names here but I got a phone call and got distracted from the game... some Co-ard made it to 3rd on a double with a fielding error by Anderson, then he scored when another Co-ard singled, and now a ball got by Towles to let the runner hustle to 2nd. 16-1 Astros, bottom 8th. Wandy still in, no outs.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 10:06:18 pm »
Ryan grounds to AE, thrown out at 1st, 1 out.

Branyan flies out to Burke, 2 out

Miles grounds out, Ransom to Lamb.

Top 9th coming up.
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Re: 9/20/07 what is up with towels tonight
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2007, 10:10:15 pm »
This is un fucking believable.

Oh thanks for that, Ausmus.

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Re: 9/20/07 top 9th
« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2007, 10:11:33 pm »
Position player Aaron Miles is now pitching for St. Louis.

Aaaand he hits Ransom with a pitch to put one on.

JR Towles hits a top-of-the-wall 2-run homer to make it, what, 18-0? Towles now has 8 RBIs in one night, club record. Ransom and Towles have gone to bat 12 times each tonight, says Brownie.

Brownie: JR will be announcing his retirement tonight after the game.

JD: (laughs hysterically)

Brownie says that's Towles' first major-league homer, and since it went into the Astros bullpen, it should be easy for him to get the ball.

Oh, um, Quintero hit a single, Anderson hit a single, runners on 1st and 2nd.

Ausmus up, down 0-2, and the crowd just cheered madly at those two strikes.

Aus GDP at 2nd and 1st, and while the crowd is happy, Aaron Miles just looks like he'd rather be walking on a bed of razor blades.
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Re: 9/20/07 bottom 9th
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2007, 10:17:54 pm »
McLemore in for Wandy

Ankiel doubles to Burke
Barden flies out to Bruntlett, 1 down
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Re: 9/20/07 bottom 9th
« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2007, 10:22:57 pm »
Player of the game, Towles

Stinnett up
strikeout on a foul tip, 2 down

Bennett up
popup to Ransom in shallow right

Astros: 18R 23H 2E
cards: 1R 8H 3E
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Re: 9/20/07 bottom 9th
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2007, 10:39:36 pm »
Player of the game, Towles

Stinnett up
strikeout on a foul tip, 2 down

Bennett up
popup to Ransom in shallow right

Astros: 18R 23H 2E
cards: 1R 8H 3E
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