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Penant chase fever in Houston!
« on: September 17, 2007, 10:54:49 pm »
Brewers 6, Astros 0
W: Gallardo (9-4)   L: Albers (4-9)
HR: Mench

AP: ESPN

One team came with some serious business to attend to. 

And Albers took care of exactly that, dotting Ryan Braun in the first inning.  Memo to Matt - make sure not to give up two-run doubles after you deliver the team's messages.

Another 3 runs in the 4th, and there was nothing left but for Milo to call play-by-play of the Kiss Cam.  And when we get to that point, Gentle Reader, then I'm left to pack it in.

Josh Anderson kept reaching base (hhis first 4 plate appearances).  Lance kept leaving runners on base.  Roy kept birthin' babies.

Oh, and Stormy Weathers gave up 3 runs without an out in the 9th to the everfucking Cubs to keep the Brewers a game out.

Paulino takes the hill tomorrow.  Suck on that, Pinella.

No one bothered to start a Game Zone.
Watch chickenshit Inernet Tough Guy call out classy major league pitchers as chokers in the Talk Zone.
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