Was in the car briefly for a store run, listened to Milo and the gang. Drayton on the radio, trying to be waaay too friendly. This stuff is mostly paraphrased, but it's close to what was said.
Milo: So, you couldn't even be NOT busy on the off day, eh? (rather sarcastically)
Drayton: Yes, we had a very busy off day, we've got a lot of things going on, *blah blah blah* My good friend so-and-so is the Big Shot Something-Or-Other for Kroger, and he once told me, 'You can't ever be what you want to be if you don't change,' and I felt like he was right, and blah blah blah blah blah. Hey, Dave, did Milo tell you about his pen?
Dave: His...?
Milo: Yes, I've got a new pen.
Drayton: He's got a BEAUTIFUL new Mont Blanc pen, only the top CEOs of big-time corporations and companies have it, and now Milo's got is, and it does blah blah and hum hum ho hum, and you know, Milo, how when you get a new car, they get all this background information on you and run all sorts of checks on you?
Milo: Yeah...?
Drayton: Well, we had to do that for you, we had to fill out a whole bunch of paperwork and send it in, you know they check out people who buy these Mont Blanc pens, because they're very rare and it's a privilege to own them.
Milo: You had to fill out all that paperwork on me just to buy a pen, and they STILL let you buy it?!?
Nice little league mistake there by Miles, with Ankiel watching close by, to score Bidge.