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Kerry Wood
« on: August 07, 2007, 09:20:08 pm »
OK...maybe it's been discussed and I missed it...but when did Kerry Wood slide into Randy Johnson's body?  Good Grief, he's lost a lot of weight.
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 09:42:00 pm »
OK...maybe it's been discussed and I missed it...but when did Kerry Wood slide into Randy Johnson's body?  Good Grief, he's lost a lot of weight.

JD mentioned that he was on a stict diet, only eating what the org gave him.  Tough making do on bread, water and chewing gum.

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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 11:35:04 pm »
JD mentioned that he was on a stict diet, only eating what the org gave him.  Tough making do on bread, water and chewing gum.


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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2007, 06:47:41 am »
One has to wonder what causes a young man like that to suddenly lose so much weight.
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 07:02:39 am »
He said he was on NutraSystems or a similar diet in which you eat only the prepared foods they send you. That's according to Brownie last night.

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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 08:43:20 am »
JD mentioned that he was on a stict diet, only eating what the org gave him.  Tough making do on bread, water and chewing gum.
well at least the gum is wrigleys.. wonder if it is double mint or spearment
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 08:49:45 am »
Cubs' website lists him at 6'5" and 225. Wonder how accurate that is. His face-shot photo shows an obviously thinner face than the action-shot next to it: Link.
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 09:03:54 am »
He looked even thinner than that mugshot the other night when he made his debut.
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2007, 09:10:03 am »
well at least the gum is wrigleys.. wonder if it is double mint or spearment

Please. The only gum the Cubs chew is Juicy Fruit.
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2007, 09:14:42 am »
He looked even thinner than that mugshot the other night when he made his debut.

Yeah, but he was still bringin' it so I don't think the weight loss has hurt him any.  Might even have helped some...

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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2007, 09:29:10 am »
Yeah, but he was still bringin' it so I don't think the weight loss has hurt him any.  Might even have helped some...

Bringing it?  Last night, I don't think he threw more than 3 fastballs out of 31 pitches...we were wondering why all the breaking stuff.

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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2007, 10:06:20 am »
A few weeks ago, I found this video, that features Wood's rehabilitation, on the New York Times website.  His precipitous weight loss could, in fact, be a response to his frequent trips to the DL. 
http://video.on.nytimes.com/?fr_story=2fd66c542b1852abeba77c8aa0eafd7e5bbbe368
« Last Edit: August 08, 2007, 10:11:16 am by renfroc »

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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2007, 11:37:41 am »
Bringing it?  Last night, I don't think he threw more than 3 fastballs out of 31 pitches...we were wondering why all the breaking stuff.
Me too. What's weird is that it worked out much better for him in his 2nd inning of work. JD said he'd been clocked at 93-94 in his first game back though.
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Re: Kerry Wood
« Reply #13 on: August 09, 2007, 03:59:56 pm »
Bringing it?  Last night, I don't think he threw more than 3 fastballs out of 31 pitches...we were wondering why all the breaking stuff.

Okay, so my opportunities to watch were singular in nature and I saw a 94 on the board so....