Matching Game (Friday, non-bb? Maybe. Maybe not.)

[strosrays]

The Luke Scott thread disgusted inspired me.

Match the subject of the conspiracy theory with the agent behind the conspiracy. (Feel free to add to/subtract from/modify the lists.)

SUBJECT
1.) 9/11 attacks
2.) Fake moon landings
3.) JFK (several sub-categories)
4.) Luke Scott benched
5.) DaVinci code
6.) Crop circles
7.) New World Order
8.) Chris Burke stardom thwarted
9.) UFO coverup
10.) RFK assassination
11.) Fall of Enron
12.) Spread of AIDS
13.) MLK assassination
14.) The existence of dinosaurs
15.) The demise of the Astros
16.) Front license plates
17.) Houston mass transit
18.) Alien abduction phenomenon
19.) Katrina aftermath
20.) Houston mass transit

AGENT
A.) Alex Trebeck
B.) CIA
C.) Tim Purpura
D.) Noe
E.) FBI
F.) Joe Morgan
G.) JimR
H.) IRS
I.) Bohemian Club
J.) CIA
K.) Al-Qaeda
L.) Freemasons
M.) Drayton McLane
N.) Osama bin-Laden
O.) Professor Moriarity
J.) Jimy Williams
Q.) Phil Garner
R.) Hillary Clinton
S.) George W. Bush
T.) Ozzy Osbourne

.

[Arky Vaughan]

Most excellent.

What about "thanks gerry?"

[Andyzipp]

I don't see Cubans, the Mafia, the designated hitter, the Illuminati or the Carlyle Group on your list, so how can I answer correctly?

[MusicMan]

The Vatican.  You forgot the Vatican.

[Jacksonian]

The Vatican.  You forgot the Vatican.

I think Mel Gibson has to be on that list somewhere.

[dirty steve]

didnt see Carl Everett on ther either.

[tophfar]

I don't see Cubans, the Mafia, the designated hitter, the Illuminati or the Carlyle Group on your list, so how can I answer correctly?

Because it's a trick question, no matter the question there's only one true answer

D.) Noe.

[pravata]

more agents,
Gnomes of Zurich
Discordians
Trilateral Commission
Tony LaRussa

[Froback]

Don't forget the Jews are at the center of every conspiracy... afterall they secretly bankroll them all.

[Andyzipp]

Damn, forgot about the Jews.  And the Stonecutters.

[Jacksonian]

Gremlins.
Bermuda Triangle.

[dirty steve]

Don't forget the Jews are at the center of every conspiracy... afterall they secretly bankroll them all.

a guy that comes into my shop thinks 9-11 was a conspiracy bewteen the isreali and US intelligence dept.'s.

[Kent's Moustache]

Halliburton

[Lurch]

Agent: According to every 3rd person that responds to ANY Chron article (regardless of subject) ... "Big Oil".

[TheWizard]

didnt see Carl Everett on ther either.

We all know dinosaurs are complete bullshit

[94CougarGrad]

The Society of Assassins
Orbital Mind Control Lasers
Congressional Wives
Morgan Ensberg lack of production behind the plate

[MikeyBoy]

The Earth is Flat/Magellan

[lc_db]

Let's not forget The Pentavirate...

The Queen
The Vatican
The Gettys
The Rothchilds
AND
Colonel Sanders