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« on: July 19, 2007, 01:45:57 pm »
This would give us 85 wins.  I think 85 wins is what it will take to have a shot at the central.  I will never give up on the mud & blood!!!  Need to have something trigger the boys like Barrett and the scrubs did back in 05'

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 01:52:20 pm »
Maybe the rest of the league could contract syphillis.

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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 01:54:39 pm »
This would give us 85 wins.  I think 85 wins is what it will take to have a shot at the central.  I will never give up on the mud & blood!!!  Need to have something trigger the boys like Barrett and the scrubs did back in 05'

who else is with me?
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2007, 02:01:47 pm »
"Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Chicago Stros Fan, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on!
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Re: 45-22
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2007, 02:58:17 pm »
Need to have something trigger the boys like Barrett and the scrubs did back in 05'

That was '04.

And good luck with that.

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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2007, 03:34:50 pm »
Well, Barrett will be coming to Houston next week, maybe the jump start is about to come.
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2007, 03:36:56 pm »
who else is with me?

Did we give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2007, 03:55:23 pm »
I miss Foggy.

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2007, 04:03:42 pm »
If they go 55 and 12, they could run away with the Central Division title, maybe.
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Re: 45-22
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2007, 04:09:21 pm »
BEAN BARRETT!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2007, 04:35:49 pm »
I miss Foggy.

Where'd he go?  Camping? Was there a Foggy mountain breakdown?
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2007, 04:36:53 pm »
Where'd he go?  Camping? Was there a Foggy mountain breakdown?

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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2007, 04:42:44 pm »
Earworm! Everyone step back, while Craig cuts a rug (or a fart, whichever).
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2007, 05:59:09 pm »
Earworm! Everyone step back, while Craig cuts a rug (or a fart, whichever).

Well that's an instrumental song so I can't make up new lyrics; you'll just have to imagine me playing it with my ass. Which, incidentally, will be the first time that song has ever been played with a wind instrument.

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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2007, 09:15:51 pm »
If they go 55 and 12, they could run away with the Central Division title, maybe.

It's good to have goals.
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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2007, 09:48:44 pm »
It's good to have goals.
true.. but there are goals and there are delusions
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Re: 45-22
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2007, 10:02:30 pm »
who else is with me?
Did we give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2007, 10:05:50 pm »
Did we give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?


I was going to delete this but thought everyone would like to have a little chuckle at Curly's expense.  Guess I should read down the thread before posting.  Guess Phil_in_CS both failed US history.

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« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2007, 10:40:10 pm »
If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the Astros 45-22 in their last 67, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and are already dead!
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« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2007, 10:41:42 pm »
If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the Astros 45-22 in their last 67, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and are already dead!
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2007, 12:05:13 am »
Fuck it.

77-0!

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Re: 45-22
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2007, 12:30:03 am »
Fuck it.

77-0!
Naw, fuck that, 87-0!
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2007, 07:32:24 am »
I was going to delete this but thought everyone would like to have a little chuckle at Curly's expense.  Guess I should read down the thread before posting.  Guess Phil_in_CS both failed US history.
Actually, I'm mis-quoting Animal House.

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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2007, 10:07:26 am »
Well that's an instrumental song so I can't make up new lyrics; you'll just have to imagine me playing it with my ass. Which, incidentally, will be the first time that song has ever been played with a wind instrument.

You, sir, put Ace Ventura to shame.
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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2007, 12:48:07 pm »
Maybe the rest of the league could contract syphillis.

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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2007, 12:48:55 pm »
Need to have something trigger the boys like Barrett and the scrubs did back in 05'

Too late.  The Cubs have undergone vaginoplasty.
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2007, 01:54:21 pm »
Too late.  The Cubs have undergone vaginoplasty.

4 game set against the boys from Whale Vagina starting next Thursday. Might be too late by then.
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2007, 02:04:35 pm »
4 game set against the boys from Whale Vagina starting next Thursday. Might be too late by then.

They named San Diego after Michael Barrett?
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Re: 45-22
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2007, 03:09:10 pm »
That was '04.

And good luck with that.

I was at Wrigley for all 4 of those games.  It was awesome.

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Re: 45-22
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2007, 03:14:21 pm »
Did we give up after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?



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