Author Topic: steM @ Astros - 7/5/07 (Read 11677 times)

homer · « **on:** July 05, 2007, 06:59:22 pm »

NY Mets

Reyes, SS
Ledee, LF
Beltran, CF
Wright, 3B
Delgado, 1B
Valentin, 2B
Green, RF
Castro, C
Maine, P

Houston

Biggio, 2B
Pence, CF
Berkman, 1B
Lee, LF
Loretta, SS
Lamb, 3B
Scott, RF
Munson, C
Jennings, P

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:24:27 pm »

Maine strikes out the side while throwing maybe, maybe 4 strikes in the inning.

Matt · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:31:21 pm »

The goddamn steM are hitting shit all over the field.

Matt · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:33:30 pm »

This game could get ugly.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:35:14 pm »

Quote from: Matt on July 05, 2007, 07:31:21 pm

The goddamn steM are hitting shit all over the field.

goddamn FUCKING steM.

Waldo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:37:08 pm »

does jennings look as crappy on tv as he does in person?

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:39:11 pm »

He looks pretty crappy on my computer screen.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:40:32 pm »

Let's go for the tri-fecta, he looks crappy on TV too.

Matt · « **Reply #8 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:42:34 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 05, 2007, 07:39:11 pm

He looks pretty crappy on my computer screen.

His ass doesn't look as huge on the computer though.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #9 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:45:55 pm »

Quote from: Matt on July 05, 2007, 07:42:34 pm

His ass doesn't look as huge on the computer though.

You must not have your pixel ratio set correctly.

Lurch · « **Reply #10 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:48:29 pm »

Lucas should not venture into tech speak.

pravata · « **Reply #11 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:49:03 pm »

Lamb says to Scott, "did he pitch you inside? He pitched me inside."
Scott "He did! Next time he pitches us inside lets not swing!"
Lamb, "Lets not!"

Matt · « **Reply #12 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:49:04 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 05, 2007, 07:45:55 pm

You must not have your pixel ratio set correctly.

I think I'm just used to my 42" LCD HDTV.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #13 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:49:07 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 05, 2007, 07:48:29 pm

Lucas should not venture into tech speak.

Anyone know where JD is?

pravata · « **Reply #14 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:50:04 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 05, 2007, 07:49:07 pm

Anyone know where JD is?

I know for a fact he's not in the booth. I'm about to activate the worrell button.

astrofan · « **Reply #15 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:51:07 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 05, 2007, 07:49:07 pm

Anyone know where JD is?

yesterday he said that he would be on vacation though the break, I think

austro · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:51:36 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 05, 2007, 07:45:55 pm

You must not have your pixel ratio set correctly.

You want a real treat? Get the 4:3 picture and show it in stretch mode on your 16:9 display. That's a wide load.

gwat · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:54:21 pm »

Quote from: austro on July 05, 2007, 07:51:36 pm

You want a real treat? Get the 4:3 picture and show it in stretch mode on your 16:9 display. That's a wide load.

My old grandpa would have called it "two ax handles wide".

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #18 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:56:19 pm »

Well, that was special.

pravata · « **Reply #19 on:** July 05, 2007, 07:58:36 pm »

Lee, you have the ball, you're not throwing home, you're throwing to the cut off man, why hesitate? He did the same damn thing on the fly ball before. Just hit the cut off man.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:00:25 pm »

Yes. Terrible outfield play displayed by Lee so far tonight.

homer · « **Reply #21 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:06:21 pm »

Maine read Gunther's book.

Lurch · « **Reply #22 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:07:00 pm »

Quote from: homer on July 05, 2007, 08:06:21 pm

Maine read Gunther's book.

Castro was playing some mind games, too

pravata · « **Reply #23 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:07:22 pm »

Quote from: homer on July 05, 2007, 08:06:21 pm

Maine read Gunther's book.

Chapter 3 in the Big Book of How to Make the Astros Hitters Look Silly.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #24 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:07:56 pm »

Of Maine's first 9 outs, 7 have come by way of K.

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #25 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:08:02 pm »

Quote from: pravata on July 05, 2007, 08:07:22 pm

Chapter 3 in the Big Book of How to Make the Astros Hitters Look Silly.

Big?

pravata · « **Reply #26 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:09:10 pm »

Quote from: Ty in Tampa on July 05, 2007, 08:08:02 pm

Big?

Yeah, lots of addenda, footnotes, charts, graphs, they have pictures.

Lurch · « **Reply #27 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:10:35 pm »

Slider Down and Away is the sub-title. The forward is by some kid that just got called up.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #28 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:11:17 pm »

Evidently, hanging sliders are a new way to get Bidge out. Of course, Lucas said that it hung too high, whatever the fuck that means. It was on a tee.

pravata · « **Reply #29 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:12:32 pm »

Jenning's plan is taking shape, the Mets are wore out from rounding the bases.

pravata · « **Reply #30 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:15:36 pm »

Lucas, reading from the Caray Magic 8 Ball, says Maine will get tired from striking out so many batters.

homer · « **Reply #31 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:16:20 pm »

Lucas is fucking awful. We're talking Josh Lewein bad.

homer · « **Reply #32 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:18:25 pm »

Brownie got fooled there.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #33 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:21:59 pm »

yep, even though Loretta threw the bat in disgust.

Matt · « **Reply #34 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:23:58 pm »

Oh I get it so Jennings was just baiting the steM in Anaheim Jimmy fashion?

Lurch · « **Reply #35 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:24:46 pm »

That turf is suffering

pravata · « **Reply #36 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:25:24 pm »

Quote from: Matt on July 05, 2007, 08:23:58 pm

Oh I get it so Jennings was just baiting the steM in Anaheim Jimmy fashion?

Exactly that way.

Waldo · « **Reply #37 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:29:54 pm »

We took the ballpark tour today. the grass looks terrible.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #38 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:30:42 pm »

Quote from: pravata on July 05, 2007, 08:25:24 pm

Exactly that way.

Hook. Line. And Sinker. (pun intended)

Amy · « **Reply #39 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:39:03 pm »

Game stinks so far.

Has anyone else noticed that the Biggio commemorative Louisville Slugger bat they keep advertising during the game has Bidge's middle name spelled wrong?

mihoba · « **Reply #40 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:42:27 pm »

Jennings didn't even glance at Ledee, easy SB.

Lurch · « **Reply #41 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:43:55 pm »

Quote from: Amy on July 05, 2007, 08:39:03 pm

Game stinks so far.

Has anyone else noticed that the Biggio commemorative Louisville Slugger bat they keep advertising during the game has Bidge's middle name spelled wrong?

Nice spot! Makes it more valuable. Because they needed a bigger hook.

Waldo · « **Reply #42 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:44:34 pm »

Still advertised wrong in the stadium as well. somebody isn't doing their job. That should be no surprise though.

Lurch · « **Reply #43 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:45:34 pm »

Sweet... Lucas was hocking his astros booth email info earlier, and apparently people have been writting in asking him when JD would return.

Amy · « **Reply #44 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:47:48 pm »

Quote from: Waldo on July 05, 2007, 08:44:34 pm

Still advertised wrong in the stadium as well. somebody isn't doing their job. That should be no surprise though.

Wrong on their website too. That's just ridiculous; how hard is it to look up his bio on Astros.com?

http://www.bigtimebats.com/img/440.jpeg

mihoba · « **Reply #45 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:48:04 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 05, 2007, 08:45:34 pm

Sweet... Lucas was hocking his astros booth email info earlier, and apparently people have been writting in asking him when JD would return.

I'm using the Worrell button, I can't stand it anymore.

Waldo · « **Reply #46 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:50:30 pm »

No way lance went around for strike 2

Lurch · « **Reply #47 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:56:03 pm »

If Mike Lamb could be invisible... he'd go sit in the oval office. That's not how my fantasy goes.

gwat · « **Reply #48 on:** July 05, 2007, 08:58:17 pm »

Mike Pelfrey, the steM Friday night starter, 0-6 for now, was just seen putting down his pitch chart and crayola so that he could "lick his chops" in the Met's dugout. That just sucks.
Mike Lamb probably wanted to be invisible as soon as he heard the question, "What would you do if you could become invisible"?

Lurch · « **Reply #49 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:03:17 pm »

John Rhadigan learned the definition of ironic from Alanis Morissette.

Amy · « **Reply #50 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:06:14 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 05, 2007, 09:03:17 pm

John Rhadigan learned the definition of ironic from Alanis Morissette.

I'm surprised he can pronounce the word. FSN has some terrible on-air "talent".

Lurch · « **Reply #51 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:10:37 pm »

Why would Bork not pitch from a wind-up to start the inning? What goes into that decision? Is it based off the type of stuff he throws?

gwat · « **Reply #52 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:12:25 pm »

Met's highlights. Fucking wonderful.

Amy · « **Reply #53 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:13:11 pm »

Damn Twinkie!! Channeling Bagwell?

pravata · « **Reply #54 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:15:46 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 05, 2007, 09:10:37 pm

Why would Bork not pitch from a wind-up to start the inning? What goes into that decision? Is it based off the type of stuff he throws?

Lots of relievers are more comfortable in the stretch.

pravata · « **Reply #55 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:16:12 pm »

Berkman has been crashing on bunts lately.

Amy · « **Reply #56 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:18:41 pm »

Way to go Bidge! Make Burke work hard for your job.

pravata · « **Reply #57 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:18:42 pm »

From what I can tell, last time Wagner pitched as June 29. He might be due for a tune up.

Waldo · « **Reply #58 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:19:04 pm »

A Biggio double to the opposite field? UNPOSSIBLE.

pravata · « **Reply #59 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:20:28 pm »

Quote from: Waldo on July 05, 2007, 09:19:04 pm

A Biggio double to the opposite field? UNPOSSIBLE.

Do you mean ironic?

gwat · « **Reply #60 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:20:41 pm »

Quote from: Amy on July 05, 2007, 09:13:11 pm

Damn Twinkie!! Channeling Bagwell?

That was a once-in-a-lifetime chain of events for Berkman. Truly beautiful. An effort that will never be duplicated.
Damn, Bidge doubles...to fucking right field.

MikeyBoy · « **Reply #61 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:26:34 pm »

Lee ironically gets a double to left field.

Waldo · « **Reply #62 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:28:11 pm »

Smith looks like he's trying to roll the ball over the plate.

Lurch · « **Reply #63 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:32:57 pm »

Didnt see that coming. Mo didnt either

Ty in Tampa · « **Reply #64 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:33:21 pm »

Ensberg literally looks at strike 3.

Waldo · « **Reply #65 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:34:14 pm »

Morgan ensberg, ladies and gentlemen. rally killer.

Lurch · « **Reply #66 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:34:43 pm »

I think Mo has actually fully integrated the turn-with-the-wtf-look into his 2 strike approach.

pravata · « **Reply #67 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:36:38 pm »

Quote from: Lurch on July 05, 2007, 09:32:57 pm

Didnt see that coming. Mo didnt either

Brown did. on 0-2 he said, "they usually stay outside on Morgan. Now would be a good time to come in on him" No, curve? away, 1-2 then fastball in. Morgan poses. He's hoping to make his mark as a potrait model.