POTWA - Week 3 nominees and winner

[Noe]

Here are the candidates for this week:

1. pravata gives culinary advice, take THAT Julia Child!:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102558.msg132342#msg132342
2. Kent's Moustache painfully explains why signing Chan Ho Park may not be such a good idea:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102557.msg132173#msg132173
3. austro shares a Dad's worse nightmare, just in time for Father's Day:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102558.msg132386#msg132386
4. BudGirl shares why things are just different in her baseball watching world:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102560.msg132765#msg132765
5. Felline smack from Andyzipp garners two nominations:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102462.msg132723#msg132723
6. Jacksonian does some wondering out loud:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102565.msg132946#msg132946
7. Jacksonian asks a question of Biblical proportions:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102579.msg133225#msg133225
8. TheWalrusIsAl goes after those pinkos at FSN (about damn time they were exposed for their un-American activities... shoot them all!):
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102579.msg133369#msg133369
9. Craig with an astute observation on a possible emergency catcher for the Astros:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102577.msg133154#msg133154
10. pravata gets a nomination from NYCU because he goes after Lance Berkman in style:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102583.msg133634#msg133634
11. Alkie gets two nominations sent in for his re-telling of a sad incident in the life of a family friend:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102575.msg133654#msg133654
12. mihoba describes exactly how Lance Berkman manages to catch a foul ball headed into the stands:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102588.msg134078#msg134078
13. MRaup gets a nomination for his description of a weak attempt to snag a groundball by Chris Burke:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102588.msg134187#msg134187
14. The Spleen is solid in his analogy of Carlos Lee's defensive prowess:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102591.msg134217#msg134217
15. In a two part nomination, Houston starts it off with his reflection on Manny Ramirez:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102606.msg134301#msg134301

16. The L.I. Bill adds his dos centavos:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102606.msg134384#msg134384
17. stros-ray has no equal in his use and misuse (intentional) of the English language:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102625.msg134778#msg134778
18. homer, the song composer!:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102654.msg135012#msg135012
19. JimR with sound advice that should be a primer in the TZ and GZ from now on:
http://www.orangewhoopass.com/forums/index.php?topic=102654.msg135217#msg135217

And the winner is....

#11 - Alkie for the re-telling of a tragic but semi-true story of a family friend.  Congratulations to our Fable teller, excellence once again.  That makes three winners this month: MikeyBoy, JackAstro and Alkie are now the official "Sammy Sosa jumps into a exclusive club" of the OWA.