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What to do?
« on: June 20, 2007, 10:09:22 am »
FACT.  This division is winnable.  The teams ahead of us ain't shit.  We still have 12 games left with the Brewers.

FACT.  The team is much better offensively with Loretta/Lamb than Everett/Ensberg.  Berkman won't suck as much all season.  Biggio's playing time will be reduced (a bit) after #3000. 

FACT.  Lidge is out, Wheeler has been scuffling and Qualls has been garbage the last month or so.  Miller is a gas can and Rick WHite is a fat old guy who has been on the DL twice this year already.

FACT.  The farm system is not stocked with players in the upper minors that other teams covet.

We seem to be in no man's land.  The outside forces (read:  the rest of the NL Central) say we can win this thing.  The internal forces (read:  the  bully breaking down, barren farm system with which to make a key deadline deal for another bat or arm, the inevitable crash of Hunter Pence down from his current production) say this isn't our year.

Lidge is going to be untradable while hurt.  Jennings has missed 50 games this season on the DL.  Ensberg is playing his way out of MLB.

We don't have the ability to make a big deal to improve the team.  We don't have players anyone else would want to get prospects for the future.

I guess we are going to have to play it out with the current group of guys.  Though I'd imagine Purp gets another bully arm for some middle of the road minor leaguer.

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Re: What to do?
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 10:23:23 am »
Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 10:23:38 am »
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 10:27:20 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on June 20, 2007, 10:23:23 am
Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.


You got that right.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 10:28:01 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on June 20, 2007, 10:23:23 am
Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.

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Re: What to do?
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 10:34:55 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on June 20, 2007, 10:23:23 am
Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do.

Right.

Who's in charge of making the peel-off graphic of Alyssa Milano?
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 10:38:42 am »
Quote from: Foghorn on June 20, 2007, 10:09:22 am
FACT.  The team is much better offensively with Loretta/Lamb than Everett/Ensberg.  Berkman won't suck as much all season.  Biggio's playing time will be reduced (a bit) after #3000. 

If Loretta is playing short instead of Everett, who is replacing Biggio when he gets his 3000th hit?  I think that I'd almost rather have Biggio starting than either Bruntlett or Burke.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 10:46:15 am »
Quote from: toddthebod on June 20, 2007, 10:38:42 am
If Loretta is playing short instead of Everett, who is replacing Biggio when he gets his 3000th hit?  I think that I'd almost rather have Biggio starting than either Bruntlett or Burke.

Bruntlett is damn good at SS or 2B.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 10:48:14 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on June 20, 2007, 10:34:55 am
Right.

Who's in charge of making the peel-off graphic of Alyssa Milano?

Wouldn't that be a peel-off graphic of Drayton? Of course, then the wins might be few and far between.

P.S. If it were up to me, I would much rather have a peel-off graphic of JLH.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 10:50:10 am »
Quote from: toddthebod on June 20, 2007, 10:38:42 am
If Loretta is playing short instead of Everett, who is replacing Biggio when he gets his 3000th hit? 

Evidently, I'm missing something. Has there been an anouncement that Biggio will be benched immediately following his 3,000th hit?
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« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2007, 10:52:01 am »
Quote from: toddthebod on June 20, 2007, 10:38:42 am
If Loretta is playing short instead of Everett, who is replacing Biggio when he gets his 3000th hit?  I think that I'd almost rather have Biggio starting than either Bruntlett or Burke.

I'm shocked that you don't want Bruntlett to man shortstop.  Shocked I tells ya!
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2007, 10:56:09 am »
Quote from: MusicMan on June 20, 2007, 10:34:55 am
Right.

Who's in charge of making the peel-off graphic of Alyssa Milano?

Seriously, this needs to be done. 
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2007, 11:08:18 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on June 20, 2007, 10:50:10 am
Evidently, I'm missing something. Has there been an anouncement that Biggio will be benched immediately following his 3,000th hit?

We don't need no stinkin annoucement.  We listen to the radio and watch ESPN.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2007, 11:24:44 am »
Quote from: MikeyBoy on June 20, 2007, 10:48:14 am
Wouldn't that be a peel-off graphic of Drayton? Of course, then the wins might be few and far between.

P.S. If it were up to me, I would much rather have a peel-off graphic of JLH.

I'm thinking Yvette.
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Re: What to do?
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2007, 11:38:45 am »
Quote from: Craig on June 20, 2007, 11:24:44 am
I'm thinking Yvette.

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Re: What to do?
« Reply #15 on: June 20, 2007, 11:58:43 am »
Win the division.
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