Good grief. I know it’s short notice, but I never thought I’d see the day that I literally couldn’t give Astros tickets away.
Just in case there is any question, I’m completely serious about this. I can’t use these tickets. Neighbor kid’s birthday party or somesuch. If you have an email address (and since you post here, you must) I can forward them to you. You print them out, and take them to the ballpark.
I’m sleepy and goin’ to bed. Fuck it, if I wake up tomorrow and have no PMs, I’ll give them to whomever emails me at shererjt at that big Time-Warner-affiliated Internet thing.
Sorry to tie up your bandwith; I just hate seeing stuff like this go to waste.