Tonight, I will be attending my first Astros game of the season in person. If we win, I will take all the credit. If we lose, I will blame my idiot cousin, the Snakes fan, who is going with me.
If you'd like to start a fund to buy me season tix in case we win tonight, that would be a good idea.
For the record, my daughter will also be in attendance. In the 7 games she went to last year, an Astro homered in the first inning in all 7. Place your bets, gentlemen.