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I'm Sorry. This Sounds Like an Onion Headline.
« on: May 08, 2007, 01:38:29 pm »
"David Ortiz not convinced Bonds a product of steroids"
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Re: I'm Sorry. This Sounds Like an Onion Headline.
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2007, 01:44:46 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on May 08, 2007, 01:38:29 pm
"David Ortiz not convinced Bonds a product of steroids"


Not quite as intrinsically funny as "Aspiring Actress' Vagina Photographed", but still pretty bizarre.  Bonds has admitted he used steroids, but that he didn't know what they were at the time.  He used to look like Adam Everett and now he looks like Lou Ferrigno.
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Re: I'm Sorry. This Sounds Like an Onion Headline.
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2007, 01:54:45 pm »
How about: "Mets fan: 300 pound drunk broke my back"

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18541254/
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Re: I'm Sorry. This Sounds Like an Onion Headline.
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2007, 01:58:22 pm »
I ought to know better than to click on one of Limey's links with the sound up on my PC.

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« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2007, 02:53:02 pm »
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Massey said that on April 9 she was in the second row of the right
field upper deck near a "visibly intoxicated" man who was "acting in a
rowdy, boisterous and dangerous manner for a long period of time."

The man, who has not been found or identified...

You mean they couldn't locate a fat, rowdy, boisterous, dangerous drunk at Shea Stadium? No way.
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Re: I'm Sorry. This Sounds Like an Onion Headline.
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2007, 03:01:39 pm »
Quote from: chuck on May 08, 2007, 02:53:02 pm
You mean they couldn't locate a fat, rowdy, boisterous, dangerous drunk at Shea Stadium? No way.

Locating A fat, rowdy, boisterous, dangerous drunk at Shea would be easy. Locating THE fat, rowdy, boisterous, dangerous drunk at Shea might be hard. Hiding a tree in the forest and all that...
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« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2007, 03:07:32 pm »
Quote from: Phil_in_CS on May 08, 2007, 03:01:39 pm
Locating A fat, rowdy, boisterous, dangerous drunk at Shea would be easy. Locating THE fat, rowdy, boisterous, dangerous drunk at Shea might be hard. Hiding a tree in the forest and all that...

"It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles."
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« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2007, 05:10:28 pm »
Every time I think I'm funny, I come here to read and remind myself that I'm not. 
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Re: I'm Sorry. This Sounds Like an Onion Headline.
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2007, 10:13:35 am »
cnn.com headline today:
"Lindsay Lohan needs protection, Fonda says" 
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2007, 11:03:09 am »
Quote from: joshd on May 11, 2007, 10:13:35 am
cnn.com headline today:
"Lindsay Lohan needs protection, Fonda says" 

...unless her partner already has some.  Be prepared.
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