The Adventures of JD and "Pot" Brownie

[Alkie]

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck Brownie was doing on-air last night?

I actually even had a dream about it; it was so fucking weird.

[HurricaneDavid]

MLB.TV had Hairy Callous and the Philly feed, but I'm curious... expand?

[homer]

MLB.TV had Hairy Callous and the Philly feed, but I'm curious... expand?

Check the gamezone.

[Alkie]

NO one else who had the 51 feed cares to comment on the single fucking weirdest broadcast by Bill Brown EVER?

[matadorph]

Sorry, missed it. We were watching channel number 42 at our house.

Man, is Stacy London hot or what?

[Alkie]

Sorry, missed it. We were watching channel number 42 at our house.

Man, is Stacy London hot or what?

I googled Stacy London to see what the fuck you were talking about.

You were watching WHAT instead of baseball? 

You know the government has relaxed the old "one TV in every home" law.

[JimR]

I googled Stacy London to see what the fuck you were talking about.

You were watching WHAT instead of baseball? 

You know the government has relaxed the old "one TV in every home" law.

his "gf" calls the TV shots. he disclosed that yesterday.

[EasTexAstro]

Try a knew rule: whoever controls the remote must be completely nude.

I'm not sure how it will end up, but something interesting will happen.

[Alkie]

his "gf" calls the TV shots. he disclosed that yesterday.

Son, you have two choices.

1) Get another TV.
2) Get another girlfriend.

Who the hell only has one TV anymore?  Who the hell still lets their female 'other' choose what goes on the TV?  The 90s are over man. 

[Phil_in_CS]

You need to put the old avatar back to prove to us you haven't completely wimped out

[matadorph]

I googled Stacy London to see what the fuck you were talking about.

You were watching WHAT instead of baseball? 

You know the government has relaxed the old "one TV in every home" law.

Eh, I don't want more than one TV.

[Jacksonian]

his "gf" calls the TV shots. he disclosed that yesterday.

There's exactly one set of pants in that relationship.  And they aren't cut for a man.

[matadorph]

his "gf" calls the TV shots. he disclosed that yesterday.

in fairness, i've molded her into an Astros fan over the past couple of years (with a little help from Mr Bud Girl). she likes watching most of the games, she just doesn't want to watch every game like I do. i gotta give her credit, she'll sometimes say something out of the blue about Baseball Strategy 101 that surprises the hell outta me. she's learning.

 

[JimR]

in fairness, i've molded her into an Astros fan over the past couple of years (with a little help from Mr Bud Girl). she likes watching most of the games, she just doesn't want to watch every game like I do. i gotta give her credit, she'll sometimes say something out of the blue about Baseball Strategy 101 that surprises the hell outta me. she's learning.

yeah, right, and she's letting you watch a few more games. ain't she sweet.

[BudGirl]

I only have and want one tv. 

Maybe he likes the GF for reasons that top baseball.  Maybe she makes a great chicken pot pie.

[Gizzmonic]

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck Brownie was doing on-air last night?

I actually even had a dream about it; it was so fucking weird.

I only watched a couple of innings, listened to the rest on the radio...did anybody TiVo this?

Wildcats...was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.  Wildcats.  Pscheow!

[MusicMan]

Maybe he likes the GF for reasons that top baseball. 

Mmmmm...I lost ya.

[phil]

One example -- Brownie comments on the cattle skull on Ausmus' helmet and asks what it is, says it's new, the only reason we can see it is the fabulous zoom lens that is only available in Philly.  

I kinda wondered if he was having a stroke.

[mihoba]

I only have and want one tv. 

Maybe he likes the GF for reasons that top baseball.  Maybe she makes a great chicken pot pie.

One of the admin types needs to remove the 'team owner' from your title. Just leave the one word.

[Fredia]

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck Brownie was doing on-air last night?

I actually even had a dream about it; it was so fucking weird.

i thought it was just me. soemthing was not in sync yesterday  with the announcing. almost like watching a bad monster movie where the english subtitles dont quite fit what is being said. wonder if tonight will provide such adventure

[BudGirl]

One of the admin types needs to remove the 'team owner' from your title. Just leave the one word.

Why you trying to pick on me? 

Maybe his GF has a talent in areas that he is willing to trade baseball.  I don't know.

I know that I enjoy watching baseball, so it is not an issue with me.  And if I am at home, then I control the remote.

[pravata]

Someone wanna tell me what the fuck Brownie was doing on-air last night?

I actually even had a dream about it; it was so fucking weird.

I heard the what's that on Brad's helmet and JD stiffling the it's been there for 5 years you dolt response, but later in the game, I had the big TV on the game on mute, another TV on 2 1/2 men, another that I was randomly scrolling through the channels and one that was just on.  No channel, just on.  I don't know what was on the other TVs in the house. 

[mihoba]

Why you trying to pick on me? 

Never.

Maybe his GF has a talent in areas that he is willing to trade baseball.  I don't know.

Seems likely, but I'll bet it's not chicken pot pies. Where is mine anyway?

I know that I enjoy watching baseball, so it is not an issue with me. 

Yep, women that enjoy baseball are top of the line.

Better?

[EasTexAstro]

Maybe his GF has a talent in areas that he is willing to trade baseball.  I don't know.

She pays the rent?

[Ty in Tampa]

The beauty of MLB.TV is that it's easy to have the laptop screen right in the line of sight of the television.

[drew corleone]

I only watched a couple of innings, listened to the rest on the radio...did anybody TiVo this?

Wildcats...was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.  Wildcats.  Pscheow!

I turned on the radio broadcast on my way to get dinner, and it was 7-4 (top/bottom of the 5th?). I remember Dolan/Raymond saying something that I found particularly amusing at the time (for the first time ever that I can recall), but for the life of me I cannot remember now. I scanned the GZ to see if anyone else brought this up, but I found nada.

I do remember Dolan insinuating that the HP ump was from Philly, and thus, might have ulterior motives with some of his calls.

Anyway... I DVR'd the game, so I will have to scan back through to hear Brownie's comments.

[Twoniner]

  It was very strange.  You think JD could kick him in the shin or scribble something down telling him to just stop.   

[Bill McLuggage]

i thought it was just me. soemthing was not in sync yesterday  with the announcing. almost like watching a bad monster movie where the english subtitles dont quite fit what is being said. wonder if tonight will provide such adventure

For those who didn't catch the broadcast...you must take notice that not even Fredia could understand what the hell Brownie was saying.

I seem to remember him going on for an entire Berkman atbat (the HR) about how Lance tried to call long distance and forgot to dial '9'...he said 'dial 9' about 20 times...then when Lance got ahold of the pitch and hit the homer the call was 'and Lance Berkman dials 9!!!'.

Note that the highlights on mlb.com are all Philly feeds