"Stephen Hunter" is an idiot. Anyone who knows a) Myers' history, and b) The personal standards Drayton has set for the organization, would never even have such a trade proposition cross their mind. Don't give Dicko too much credit for calling him out on that one.
I can't say that I've ever longed for Myers in an Astros uni, but why would he "never, ever, ever, ever pitch for the Houston Astros"? I guess I'm unfamilar with (a).
Again, it's not like I particularly care for him. That just seemed like a pretty emphatic statement potentially with an unstated, accompanying story that I'm unfamiliar with.