thank god for that throw..
Ok, I'm tivo'ing the game and am 3 minutes behind you guys, so I'll be commenting on what you saw 2 batters ago. Don't ruin the game for me.
What's Craig at now?
So, Phillies are getting used to the rainout thingee. I guess it beats the losses.So, they make that one up in June. Has there ever been a time when a team played a double header against two different teams, cause the Phillies seem to be running out of off days.BTW, Pirates are up by three, still batting in the 1st at STL.
lots of balls hit to the track, what's up, the wind blowing in?
Brad takes a walk; turns the card over for the next inning.Does anyone here have a way to see how many runs are scored in innings that start at each batting position? For example, how many runs does a team score (on avg) when the inning starts at the 9 spot vs the 1 spot?
Is the zone tight tonight? Earlier, it sounded like a couple of pitches were close, but not called. That isn't a knew thing and it isn't like Milo is actually watching the game, but I was just curious if both pitchers were just throwing all kinds of stuff up there with mixed results.
Neither pitcher is sharp thus far. Have been some close ones, but they haven't earned the calls.
Borchard with a hit up the middle. Loretta was way around in the hole. 1 on, 1 down.
Well, the interview going on sounds like it could be interesting...and Milo just asked Dave if that was a strikeout.Can I listen to the Marlins broadcast?
Bidge up 3-1. Chases a slider low and away for a pop to Uggla. 1 down.
Milo was in pure-Milo-mode that inning. The "interview" was entirely Milo making bad jokes, with the still nameless director of NASA quickly giving up trying to get any words in. At least when the commercials started, I knew the inning ended, cause there was certainly no way else to know what was happening.
Ugh...I hear a Florence Henderson moment coming on.I now know about the Constellation Program, with a helpful Honeymooners reference from Milo: "To the moon....and beyond!"
Yes, I am quoting myself. Wondering if that is the Honeymooners, as Milo said, or Buzz Lightyear...
Alkie - Splits here: http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/teams/stats/HOU
This is why I do what I do for a living and why Gar and Purpura do what they do for a living. I will stay off Wandy's ass as long as he keeps pitching effectively. I honestly didn't think he could put two good outings together, but he's been totally servicable so far. I'd still take Sampson over him, but perhaps I should stop giving Wandy the Holt Treatment.
I will stay off Wandy's ass ...
Try that thing where you imagine him in leather and the ball in his mouth again.
Thanks man. I don't think I said it right (my bad).What I meant was....how many runs does any team avg in innings that are started by each spot in the lineup.So like, when an inning is started at the #1 spot, how many runs do they avg? When a team starts an offensive inning at the #8 spot in the lineup, how many runs do they avg? And so on.What I'm trying to get at is...just how much more likely is a team (any team) to score in an inning starting at the top of the order than with the pitcher.
You mean where I imagine he has his glove on and takes a linedrive to the face?
Captain Coates, head of NASA. Cool. Milo just said, "It is funny they call you captain because that is what they call me."I swear, he said it.....or the drugs are finally setting in.
Alkie, how many times does a team score on average when the first two batters of an inning walk?
1.50I'm not making that up.
That sounds about right. My first guess is it would be higher.I wouldn't think you would make that up. I figured you had run across that looking for the answer to your earlier query.
Olivo rifles a high pitch to right center, Burke makes a dive (unadvised) and can't get it. Ball rolls to track. Run scores, Olivo to 2nd.
Jesus, Burke dove for that ball and didn't come within a yard of it. Gets past him to drive in the run.
On a good note, Wandy is now throwing more strikes than balls.
You guys are kicking ass, keep up the good descriptive work.Thanks, seriously.
Yard? Man, are you being generous.
Hey man, don't blame me. I can only tell you what Milo tells me.
Well, try the alternate meaning of "yard" then.
Having Milo (sounds strange) is better than what I have. I never get TV when 51 is scheduled. No radio station in this area either.
Bidge smacks it into left. 2942.
I have seen tropical fish that play a better centerfield than Burke.
Ok, this is going to sound like a very silly question, and normally I would agree with that, but here goes:Obviously everyone can plainly see that Burke is not a CF. Not by damn sight. So, to that end, it's clear that we're saying "we will do anything to get this man's bat in the lineup."Why?Why not put Scott in CF and Lamb in RF then? Wouldn't it make more sense to get Lamb into the lineup and pray every time someone pops up to the OF?
You mean Lane right? Lamb is a hideous, god-awful excuse for an outfielder.
1.50 runs.
Mihoba,I thought for sure there was a radio station down that way that you would be able to pick up. 1340 am?
Milo is unbearable.
Why didn't Bidge get to 3rd?
Poor read, looked back at the ball rounding second rather than looking at Doug. He should have made it standing, according to Milo.
1340, is that Nac? In the daytime I can just barely get 740 from Houston.
I have no idea. But I have seen, even on a routine fly, he doesnt know which foot to lead with into the catch.
I don't think so. The hit was pretty shallow and the fielder got to it quickly. Maybe it was a conservative play, but 3B was not a gimme IMO.
I thought it was Orange or Port Arther.
That's 1380.
My bad. I only get it on perfect conditions, on top of a hill, with my underwear on my head.
That was you?
Luke's been hanging out with Mo too much."Right down the middle" Bret or Dave says.
Important update:Now that the game is official, Bruce Froemming now holds the record for most years of service as a major league umpire with 37 years.
TV stayed to watch him waddle in and receive award.
They're honoring Bruce Froemming on the field right now. I wasn't expecting that one.
Me either, it was nice though. As Froemming headed to the plate, Ausmus shook his hand and patted him on the shoulder, congratulating him. Froemming has been umpiring since Ausmus was a year old. That's not nothing.
What was the price of a Pontiac back then?
What does that have to do with the price of stamps?
Jacobs, back hand Berkman on the line, 3-1.
Just over 40,000 GTO's were made in 1970, with a sticker price of $3267 for the two door hardtop and $3492 for the convertible. The Judge option added $337.02 to the list price.
http://www.1-18scalecars.com/0Pontiac_1970_GTO_Judge.htm
Stamps! That was it. I thought it was a pound of a butter.
Pound of sassafras. Pound of telegrams. Pound of quill pens.
And they wore onions on their belts, as was the style at the time.
Why the FUCK was Brad not bunting???
What? I thought he was. He was hacking with one strike?
When Burke stole he started swining.
That's right. Swining. That's EXACTLY what he was doing.What was more likely, Gar....Ausmus strikes out against a man throwing 100 or Brad gets the fucking bunt down and we bring up OP with the lead run on 3B and 1 out? Goddammit.
GO GO MARKLO!
By the way--What did Milo nickname him---Marky or Loretty?
I'M CALLING IT! HOME. RUN.
Milo just announced that it is "Ty Webb's" birthday.
Who?
Captain....just like me?
MIlo just wished happy birthday to "Ty Webb".
Is that Chevy Chase's character in Caddyshack?
Olivo comes even 1-1. Drills one off WHite, richocet to Loretta, 1-6-3. Ross to 3rd.
Damn, this is tense.
Son of a bitch! Are our relievers just taking turns sucking or what?
Now I just need to get that image outta my head.
Now I just need to get that image outta my head. Thanks.
Is this Cody Ross guy related to David Ross?
Cody J. Ross...wife's name is Summer...graduated from Carlsbad High School in 1999, earning Baseball America's Second-Team High School All-American honors during his senior season...batted .525 (34-for-60) with 12 home runs, 45 RBI and 15 stolen bases...also threw a perfect game during his high school career...batted against Phil Mickelson in the golfer's tryout with the Toledo Mud Hens in 2003...originally signed by Tigers' scout Jim Olander.
HAHA! Sorry, I didn't mean it literally. But who knows?
DeShaies called El Caballo "Cabrera".
Yes.Ty Webb: Let me tell you a little story? I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer, could have gone pro, all he needed was a little time and practice. Decided to go to college instead. Went for four years, did pretty well. At the end of his four years, his last semester he was kicked out... You know what for? He was night putting, just putting at night with the fifteen-year-old daughter of the Dean... You know who that guy was Danny? Danny Noonan: No. Ty Webb: Take one good guess. Danny Noonan: Bob Hope? Ty Webb: Ha ha... No, that guy was Mitch Comstein, my roommate. He was a good guy.
Uggla takes the breaker for strike 1. Revert up in the pen. Hot one into right, Borchard scores. FUCK. 1st and 2nd.
And now M. Cabrera is up. I'm suitably concerned.
Are the bullpen guys conspiring to try to take the heat off Lidge by taking turns giving up games? I think they are. I think the only one who hasn't coughed one up yet is Moehler, only because Gar won't let him pitch.
"Thank you very little."
Moberg, 1 pitch, 1 out. Why did you pick now not to be patient?
Pinto throws left, kind of a sweeping moition.Scott goes 2-0. Dribes Ross to the track just right of the pump.
Pinto on.Ensberg with a can of corn to center. 1 down.
Messenger on.Peepers goes 0-2, can't check on the breaker outside. Chases another breaker for the K.
Your uncle molests collies.
White stays on.Willingham goes 2-0. 3-0. 3-1. 3-2 on a pitch I swear has been called a ball. Can o corn to Peepers, who seems to make it exciting with some feet shuffling.Revert on.
Burke to 2nd, Lane to CF, Bidge to the Bench. Qualls on.
Bidge stays in Burke is out, "You'll get nothing and like it!"
I realize it's a tie game, and tonight Gar's got to save some bullets in his goal.But in this situation up a run, don't you think it should be Loretta to 2nd, Lane to center and Everett to short?Nice job Chad.
Marlins guys: "And he went around. 67 years of age is Bruce Froemming down at first base."Are they saying those two things are related?
Lets win this. Who do we have coming up? Milo is no help.
I've often thought of entering the priesthood. JD says of Olivo, "no need to throw him a strike" and Chad didn't.
Ausmus goes 2-0. 2-1, sends a pop down the right field line which Uggla corrals in foul territory. 1 down.
Good. Bidge is the guy with two hits tonight and it is a tie game.
Come on Bidge. Me winning isn't. You do.
Good one.
Right down the middle.
Bidge draws even 2-2. K looking on the corner.
Ty: You take drugs, Danny? Noonan: Every day. Ty: Good. What's the problem?
And there's the move I was looking for. Loretta to second, Bidge out, Everett in.
Handjob blows his load on a fastball under his hands. Strike 1. Sinker down, 1-1. Sinker down fouled, 1-2. Brownie says Qualls is in sync. Slider RIGHT FUCKING THERE on the outside corner, 2-2. Overthrows one for 3-2. Fouls one off. Sinker to Mo, taken on the short hop, 5-3.
Marklar-Puma-Flapjack due.
Was it East Tex Astro that proposed throwing them off by scoring in the bottom of the ninth?
Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga.
Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
Cinderella boy. Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up this last shot. He's got about 195 yards left, and he's got a, looks like he's got about an 8 iron. This crowd has gone deadly silent...
I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Time for a walk off walk.
Oh man, I hate that Milo has such control over my happiness right now.
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
The perfect final quote of the night.
Dan Uggla and Joe Borchard definitely made sportscenter tonight. And a host of other blooper reels.
Froemming's also behind HP tomorrow night.
Well our Bradley is no dummy.