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Alkie

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Reds Broadcast
« on: April 04, 2007, 06:38:12 pm »
I'm sorry, did I miss something?  I always imagined Cincinnati being a major fucking city.

I've watched one inning of the Reds and Cubs on FoxSports-Ohio and have so far been subjected to these two commercials:

1) farmersonly.com.  I thought it was a fucking joke, but no.  It's real.

2) Skyline Chili's buffalo chicken wrap - heatlamp warmed pieces of real chicken flavoured product dipped in something called 'buffalo sauce' (which looked more like the mammal than the spicy chicken wings), and then lovingly wrapped in some PERFECTLY round, PERFECTLY smooth unnatural tortilla substance.  It looked fake. 

What's wrong with that fucking place?
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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 06:54:04 pm »
And its SNOWING In Cinci...
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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 10:25:55 pm »
Of course our fair cities broadcasts are filled with Mattress Max, some asshat with a chainsaw not to mention the douchebag that will pay you in 2 dollar bills for your used scrap metal.

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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 10:39:30 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on April 04, 2007, 06:38:12 pm
I'm sorry, did I miss something?  I always imagined Cincinnati being a major fucking city.

I've watched one inning of the Reds and Cubs on FoxSports-Ohio and have so far been subjected to these two commercials:

1) farmersonly.com.  I thought it was a fucking joke, but no.  It's real.

2) Skyline Chili's buffalo chicken wrap - heatlamp warmed pieces of real chicken flavoured product dipped in something called 'buffalo sauce' (which looked more like the mammal than the spicy chicken wings), and then lovingly wrapped in some PERFECTLY round, PERFECTLY smooth unnatural tortilla substance.  It looked fake. 

What's wrong with that fucking place?

"It's Skyliiiiiine Tiiiiiiiiiime!" Welcome to the joy of other cities' commercials on MLB Extra Innings. Milwaukee and Pittsburgh are even worse.
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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 10:46:37 pm »
Quote from: Alkie on April 04, 2007, 06:38:12 pm
I'm sorry, did I miss something?  I always imagined Cincinnati being a major fucking city.

I've watched one inning of the Reds and Cubs on FoxSports-Ohio and have so far been subjected to these two commercials:

1) farmersonly.com.  I thought it was a fucking joke, but no.  It's real.
Is that the dating site for farmers? Heard an NPR segment on that once. Sounded cute.
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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 10:53:11 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on April 04, 2007, 10:46:37 pm
Is that the dating site for farmers? Heard an NPR segment on that once. Sounded cute.

After five dates you get a free game of Cornhole.
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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 10:55:49 pm »
Quote from: Craig on April 04, 2007, 10:53:11 pm
After five dates you get a free game of Cornhole.
Is that anything like playing a ball game in a cornfield and batting in the 2-hole?
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Re: Reds Broadcast
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 11:17:56 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on April 04, 2007, 10:55:49 pm
Is that anything like playing a ball game in a cornfield and batting in the 2-hole?

Yeah, just like that. And with Skyline Chili.
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