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Real Justice
« on: April 03, 2007, 12:23:50 am »
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Anyway, it's Opening Day at MMP. That means a couple of things. One is that the game will seem more important than it actually is. If the Astros lose, someone will write in and demand changes. Don't laugh. It happens after every loss, but is even more pronounced early in the season.

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That's enough. There's nothing else to prove. Brad Lidge shouldn't be asked to close another game for a long time. He's simply too fragile, too unreliable. I have no idea what the Astros are trying to prove, but they should stop. They can't allow one guy's problems to sink an entire season.

Okay Richard, I'm not laughing.

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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 07:04:20 am »
Classic

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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 09:12:17 am »
It's like I was telling Phil the other day, if Brad can't get his pocket facing the right then he is only hurting the team.
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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 09:38:09 am »
Before the game...

After the game...

Okay Richard, I'm not laughing.



Typical. 

It must be really frustrating for Lidge.  I'm guessing the coaches will get him fixed.

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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2007, 09:38:49 am »

Typical. 

It must be really frustrating for Lidge.  I'm guessing the coaches will get him fixed.

I'm sure his wife would object to that.
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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2007, 09:39:48 am »
I'm sure his wife would object to that.


Not if it keeps him from humping her leg.

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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 09:40:51 am »
There are rumored to be many levels of hell.  I think one of the worst levels would be the one where your eyelids are pried open with toothpicks and you an are forced to watch PTI with guest hosts, Richard Justice and Scott Barzilla, for 7 or 8 eons.
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Re: Real Justice
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2007, 10:05:39 am »

Not if it keeps him from humping her leg.

She just needs to swat him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.  He'll get the message eventually.