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Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« on: March 30, 2007, 02:01:26 pm »
Online beer discussions seem to have devolved into a contest to see who can name the most obscure or vile (insert domestic microbrewed piss or western european bile here) and claim that they like it. I call bullshit. No self-respecting heterosexual actually enjoys things like Abita Strawberry Harvest, these stupid coffee-flavored porters, or Harp Lager. You want to know what a real beer is? Ask your grandfather.

Would we hold our manhoods cheap if we were to discuss the merits of the classic mainstream American brews that have defied extinction? Maybe today is the day and this is the place to set aside the posturing.

I will go first. Schlitz for me remains the undisputed king. Full-bodied, hoppy but not overly, and unchanged from the original pre-electricity ingredients. Extra heavy – one 12 oz. can of The GUSTO is comparable to a 27 oz. porterhouse. This would make the incomparable Schlitz 40 akin to multiple Thanksgiving dinners. Dirt cheap and now brewed in limited supply, the former #1 beer in the world resurfaces every six years or so to claim hardware at the Great American Beer Fest. Yep, in the early 90s when I moved to south Texas I brought Schlitz with me and was laughed at. By the time I left, most of San Benito and some parts of Los Fresnos were hooked on The GUSTO.

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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 02:06:53 pm »
a good friend of mine whose wife has recently become pregnant, has been trying to convince her to name the child "Rufus Schlitz".

i have gone on record as supporting this idea and have subsequently been banned from their household.  sacrifices, we all gotta make em sometime.
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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2007, 02:08:31 pm »
Lone Star.

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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2007, 02:14:59 pm »
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2007, 02:16:16 pm »
Anywhere you go you can always find a Bud. It tastes like beer to me. Is it too uppity to request it on tap or in a bottle? Cans always seem to degrade the taste of just about any beer.

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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2007, 02:21:35 pm »
Natural Light from a keg always tasted like soap but livened up many a party while at LSU.  Got me a number of women and through a number of semesters.  Ah, the good ol' days.
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2007, 02:23:42 pm »
Natural Light from a keg always tasted like soap but livened up many a party while at LSU.  Got me a number of women and through a number of semesters.  Ah, the good ol' days.

We tailgated on Schaefer's once. Prolly because we wouldn't have been able to walk to the stadium if it had been Schlitz. The Beast was also a favorite when quantity was necessary.

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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2007, 02:35:36 pm »
Back in college up in Massachusetts, our local "package store" owner would give us a deal on thirty packs of Gennessee's fine line of swill beers. There was Genny, Genny Lite, Genny Ice, Genny Cream Ale, probably some others I don't remember. None of them tasted good, but we couldn't beat the price and developed some loyalty to Genny when all the other broke degenerates around relied on The Beast, Natty Light, or the much revered Meisterbrau. It was beer and that was about all we could ask for.

A few years ago I was in upstate New York somewhere and stopped by some run-down looking roadhouse. They were offering cold cans of Genny, so I ordered one up. It tasted god awful, but brought back plenty of good memories.
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« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2007, 02:44:27 pm »
No Stag or Sterling drinkers?

In the mid-70's our high school keggers were generally adorned by the Beast's nasty brother, the Bull....Schlitz Malt Liquor.  Got so drunk I had to go cross-eyed just to see.
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« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2007, 02:48:04 pm »
This is my kinda beer thread.  Through college, I had a serious 4 year relationship with the Beast, moved onto Coors post-graduate and now prefer Heineken Light.  Natural Light is not a sacrafice I can drink anymore.  The local college kids drink the hell outta Busch Light during beer pong games.  Budweiser makes me almost watch Nascar.  We tailgate for Pirate baseball with Yuengling.  Speaking of which, can you get a beer at a Tulane baseball game at the Zephyer's stadium?  If so, wish I was there.

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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2007, 02:50:37 pm »
Online beer discussions seem to have devolved into a contest to see who can name the most obscure or vile (insert domestic microbrewed piss or western european bile here) and claim that they like it. I call bullshit. No self-respecting heterosexual actually enjoys things like Abita Strawberry Harvest, these stupid coffee-flavored porters, or Harp Lager. You want to know what a real beer is? Ask your grandfather.

Would we hold our manhoods cheap if we were to discuss the merits of the classic mainstream American brews that have defied extinction? Maybe today is the day and this is the place to set aside the posturing.

I will go first. Schlitz for me remains the undisputed king. Full-bodied, hoppy but not overly, and unchanged from the original pre-electricity ingredients. Extra heavy – one 12 oz. can of The GUSTO is comparable to a 27 oz. porterhouse. This would make the incomparable Schlitz 40 akin to multiple Thanksgiving dinners. Dirt cheap and now brewed in limited supply, the former #1 beer in the world resurfaces every six years or so to claim hardware at the Great American Beer Fest. Yep, in the early 90s when I moved to south Texas I brought Schlitz with me and was laughed at. By the time I left, most of San Benito and some parts of Los Fresnos were hooked on The GUSTO.

When you said "grandfather" I immediately thought: Schlitz.  Then, next paragraph, Schlitz.   Separated at birth?

When you could no longer find Schlitz at the Mighty Mart, he switched to Miller High Life.

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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2007, 02:55:21 pm »
No Stag or Sterling drinkers?

In the mid-70's our high school keggers were generally adorned by the Beast's nasty brother, the Bull....Schlitz Malt Liquor.  Got so drunk I had to go cross-eyed just to see.

In the mid 70's, I was 4.  And when you're less than 5, Pearl is good drinkin'.

This continued into college, because Pearl was .79 in College Station for a long neck.  And Pearl Light had a puzzle under the cap.

Now and again I'll still pick up a sixer, but only if I can find it in bottles.

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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2007, 02:58:02 pm »
Top Cheap Bear Choices:
1. Lone Star
2. Milwaukee's Best
3. Miller High Life - Quart size variety, for sharing the champagne of beers with all your friends or drinking all by yourself.
4. Tecate - And this is my beer of choice, these days.  Goes great as is or with a lime, whichever suits the cuisine.
(somewhere along the line, Tecate stopped being dirt cheap and is now simply cheaper than other mexican brews).

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Damnit, after reading Andy's post, remembered Pearl.  Insert Pearl at #2.  I'll always have fond memories of drinking Pearl and camping at Enchanted Rock. 
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2007, 03:02:17 pm »
As the great Dennis Hopper says in Blue Velvet, "Heiniken?  Fuck that shit.  Pabst.  Blue.  Ribbon."

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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2007, 03:04:36 pm »
As the great Dennis Hopper says in Blue Velvet, "Heiniken?  Fuck that shit.  Pabst.  Blue.  Ribbon."



I almost put Pabst down but last time I bought Pabst, it wasn't cheap, or at least no where near as cheap as Lone Star, which in College Station ran $3 for a 6-pack.
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2007, 03:11:54 pm »
Online beer discussions seem to have devolved into a contest to see who can name the most obscure or vile (insert domestic microbrewed piss or western european bile here) and claim that they like it. I call bullshit. No self-respecting heterosexual actually enjoys things like Abita Strawberry Harvest, these stupid coffee-flavored porters, or Harp Lager. You want to know what a real beer is? Ask your grandfather.

Would we hold our manhoods cheap if we were to discuss the merits of the classic mainstream American brews that have defied extinction? Maybe today is the day and this is the place to set aside the posturing.

I will go first. Schlitz for me remains the undisputed king. Full-bodied, hoppy but not overly, and unchanged from the original pre-electricity ingredients. Extra heavy – one 12 oz. can of The GUSTO is comparable to a 27 oz. porterhouse. This would make the incomparable Schlitz 40 akin to multiple Thanksgiving dinners. Dirt cheap and now brewed in limited supply, the former #1 beer in the world resurfaces every six years or so to claim hardware at the Great American Beer Fest. Yep, in the early 90s when I moved to south Texas I brought Schlitz with me and was laughed at. By the time I left, most of San Benito and some parts of Los Fresnos were hooked on The GUSTO.


Amen.  I generally stay out of the beer threads for the same reasons Andy Griffith mostly stayed out of Raleigh - I knew the high-falutin' beer was often overrated, but also knew it was pointless to try to convince anyone who was already on a roll in there.

I come from a long line of cheap-ass beer drinkers, and have an extensive history of it myself.  Here are just some of the highlights:

1.)  As a 16-year-old who could pass for 18 (to be honest, there wasn't nearly as much scrutiny of IDs back then - I'm sure Charlie Brown could've walked into a 7-11 and dropped a sixer of Mickey's wide mouth on the counter, and the clerk wouldn 't have given a second thought to ringing him up), every Friday night meant three other friends piled into my '69 Impala and four six-packs of Old Milwaukee in those old squat-looking 12 oz. bottles.  The neighborhood Weingarten's put sixes of "Old Mildew" on sale for $0.99 every Friday.

2.)  My roomie a couple of years in college was on the tennis team, and those guys were huge fans of Carling Bassett - she was one of those teenage female tennis stars who was pretty tasty-looking, as I recall.  Tanned and blond.  Anyway, her daddy owned a bewery it turns out, so for awhile we drank Carling Black Label.  That beer was truly awful.  Around that same time we had a party one night, and one friend showed up with a case of Billy Beer under his arm.  That might've been an omen, because I would imagine Billy Beer and underarm sweat had a lot in common.  Gack.  Still, I wish I'd kept an unopened six-pack of the stuff, to show my grandkids.

3.) Like probably every other American male born between 1935 and 1980, I got positively drooling, snot-slinging drunk on Olde English 800 one night, in my case 11th grade.  Probably the worst beer/malt liquor hangover I've ever had.  We thought maybe the malt liquor was made the same place they made the Olde English furniture polish.  The cheap wine equivalent would be Mad Dog 20-20.

4.) On weekend trips to Crystal Beach, it became the custom to pack one's cooler with a six-pack of whatever beer one preferred on top (in my case Miller Lite), and then a case of Schaeffer underneath.  Schaeffer was less than $3 a 12-pack at the time.  We were operating on the theory that after six beers it didn't matter what the 7th thru 30th beers tasted like anyway, as long as they had the proper alcohol content to keep the buzz alive.  Also, if someone was trying to hose a beer from your cooler while you weren't looking or were passed out, if they saw Schaeffer or Schaeffer Light, they were likely to just move on.

5.)  Since my mid-twenties I have drank Pearl Light almost exclusively.  You can really taste the cold spring water in it.  One of the local package stores keeps a few cases of it around in those same old squat 12 oz. bottles for me -- in cans it just tastes tinny and bitter.

6.)  I've had co-workers who regularly drank Buckhorn and it's partner in quality, Texas Pride.  I could never bring myself to do it.  I have standards, you know.

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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2007, 03:14:46 pm »
I almost put Pabst down but last time I bought Pabst, it wasn't cheap, or at least no where near as cheap as Lone Star, which in College Station ran $3 for a 6-pack.
You can get a 6-pack of Lone Star tall boys at HEB for $3.99.  The same sixer of PBR is about fifty cents more.

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« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2007, 03:29:21 pm »
...and now prefer Heineken Light...
I got a splitting headache just by reading that.  Thanks for that.

The Beast powered me and friends through school.  I remember this recurring conversation well:  "I've got $18 for the week.  Let's see, that's $2 for ramen noodles, $1.99 for hot dogs, $1.83 for Tortillas, $11.97 for 3 cases of The Beast, crap, I'm gonna have to scrounge up $0.69 for tax..."

Busch and Schaeffer are best-of-breed of the cheapies.  Rolling Rock is better but more spendy.
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« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2007, 03:29:58 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2007, 03:36:49 pm »
When the menu calls for Cheap, with a side order of Unpretentiousness:
1. Lone Star
2. Coors Light*
3. Red Dog
4. Pearl
5. Ice House

Olympia tastes like piss, I don't give a shit what anyone says to the contrary. Harp is goddamn delicious, and I'm thoroughly comfortable being viewed as a pompous, pinky-extending a-hole if necessary. I may just go out and buy a bunch of pastel polos out of spite.

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« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2007, 03:47:37 pm »
Another great one I've found is Southpaw. It only comes in tall-boys and depicts two left handed kangaroo's boxing on the label. Tastes pretty pissy, but has a very strong metallic hint to distract the taste buds enough to make it drinkable. Usually runs about $3.49 a six and the only place I've found it is the Wal-Mart on the Seawall.

I did my schooling in Chicago and PBR is nearly legendary up here. The sign for every neighborhood bar has a PBR logo on the bottom and proclaims proudly that it is indeed on tap inside. One of my buddies claims that he once saw PBR light at convenience store in Madison, WI but this was never substantiated. I have never personally seen it anywhere in Illinois, Indiana, or Wisconsin although they do allude to it on their website.

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« Reply #21 on: March 30, 2007, 03:49:46 pm »
No good cheap beer thread can be worth it's wieght without mention the king of them all, Milwaukee's Best.  The name alone say's it all and at $4.99 a twelve pack cannot be touched in value.  The chemically, gasoline smell you'd get when popping one open was all part of the High School experience.
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« Reply #22 on: March 30, 2007, 03:53:20 pm »
"The Beast" was mentioned multiple times above

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« Reply #23 on: March 30, 2007, 03:53:54 pm »
When I was barely underage, we used to go to The Boat on 1960 to watch the Rockets playoffs (and championship) and they sold $1.25 pitchers of what they claimed was Miller Lite, but was actually the Beast. 

For a while I lived in Lubbock and would venture over to the strip to purchase 20 packs of Schmidt's.  It's yankee beer, but 20 beers of r $6.00 can come from anywhere when you're a broke college kid.  They also came in limited edition hunting motif cans.  I liked the big bass can myself.
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« Reply #24 on: March 30, 2007, 03:59:23 pm »
Growing up, I remember a friend of mine's dad always had a half-case of Red White & Blue in the refrigerator. No punchline, just that this was the only time I ever saw that brand. Pretty sure it's out of production now.

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« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2007, 04:10:58 pm »
Grew up drinking Pearl and Lone Star because that is what everybody's parents had in the refrigerator. The Baptists had a beer refrigerator in the garage. Catholics (the few of us there were) kept their beer in the kitchen refrigerator. My dad would drive to San Antonio every year the first week end after Pearl Bock came out.
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« Reply #26 on: March 30, 2007, 05:55:08 pm »
6.)  I've had co-workers who regularly drank Buckhorn and it's partner in quality, Texas Pride.  I could never bring myself to do it.  I have standards, you know.
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« Reply #27 on: March 30, 2007, 06:18:25 pm »
Where is Fredia? It's got to be Dixie Beer.....So bad it was recalled once (damn that Mississippi water) and to boot TABC banned the VooDoo version from bieing sold in Texas.  Texas relented when Louisiana said that Lone Star would not be sold across the Sabine.    Ahhh Dixie sometimes it tasted like Bud, sometimes like beer, and somtimes it just plain ol made you sick.
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« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2007, 06:24:52 pm »
Pearl was founded in 1886... So was the UT Chapter of my fraternity.

Needless to say, we drank a lot of Pearl until it was near impossible to find. Man, the little brain teasers on the bottoms of the bottle caps were AWESOME.
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« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2007, 06:34:24 pm »
Man, the little brain teasers on the bottoms of the bottle caps were AWESOME.
Lone Star longnecks have those.  I wish they'd put them somewhere on the tall boys too.

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« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2007, 06:37:31 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2007, 06:39:20 pm »
Growing up, I remember a friend of mine's dad always had a half-case of Red White & Blue in the refrigerator. No punchline, just that this was the only time I ever saw that brand. Pretty sure it's out of production now.

Southern Select.  I think it was brewed in Galveston.  Went out of business before I was old enough to get real familiar with it, for better or worse.

My mother was from the Pittsburgh area, and I still have family up there we visit.  Their version of Pearl or Lone Star is called Iron City.  Tastes like one would expect it to, with a name like that.  One of my cousins told me they would get three or four guys together in high school and buy a pony keg of a regional beer called Heideker or Hudecker or something like that.  They'd put it in a large trash bag with a bunch of ice, put it in the back seat, and they were set for the evening.  The kegs were kind of round, and they called them "Hoody balls."  At the time he told me this, I had a pang of regret.  Damn, why didn't we think of something like that?

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« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2007, 07:57:29 pm »
Where is Fredia? It's got to be Dixie Beer.....So bad it was recalled once (damn that Mississippi water) and to boot TABC banned the VooDoo version from bieing sold in Texas.  Texas relented when Louisiana said that Lone Star would not be sold across the Sabine.    Ahhh Dixie sometimes it tasted like Bud, sometimes like beer, and somtimes it just plain ol made you sick.

Dixie and Jax.  We'd drink the Dixie first, which would put our taste buds in a headlock then we could drink the Jax.  Jax tasted like nutria sweat.  When we had money, we splurged and drank PBR.

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« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2007, 09:08:16 pm »
Growing up in Canada, with Canadian beer running about $7.00 for a six-pack, we often drank Old Milwaukee. You could get it at the liquor stores for 3 or 4 bucks. It was also part of our national culture to bring some back with you each time you crossed into Michigan.  It was always present at parties as something to keep the buzz going. No matter where it came from there were lots of Canadian kids getting 'pissed up' on Old Milwaukee in the 1980s.

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« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2007, 09:11:33 pm »
Mickey's wide mouth

Now you're talking. The best guzzling beer container ever. In HS days, they would let us out a couple of hours early to give blood. After draining a pint and skipping the cookies and OJ, we made a beeline to the circle K and each of us would purchase a 6-pack of Mickeys, and the contest began. A big dufus friend of mine always won in less than a minute. All six. Amazing how fast you can get buzzed doing that.
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« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2007, 09:29:24 pm »
Finally, a beer thread that I can participate in. Thanks, Kevin.

There has been a lot of cheap beer pressed to my lips, but day in and day out, my preference was Natural Light. Can, bottle, keg or whatever, just as long as there was a lot of it. We did stray away from Natty Light temporarily when Coors Light came out with the party ball, which was ~3 gallons of beer in a plastic ball with a tap, but it didn't take us long before we were back to Natty Light.
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« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2007, 09:37:26 pm »
Back in college up in Massachusetts, our local "package store" owner would give us a deal on thirty packs of Gennessee's fine line of swill beers. There was Genny, Genny Lite, Genny Ice, Genny Cream Ale, probably some others I don't remember. None of them tasted good, but we couldn't beat the price and developed some loyalty to Genny when all the other broke degenerates around relied on The Beast, Natty Light, or the much revered Meisterbrau. It was beer and that was about all we could ask for.

A few years ago I was in upstate New York somewhere and stopped by some run-down looking roadhouse. They were offering cold cans of Genny, so I ordered one up. It tasted god awful, but brought back plenty of good memories.

I went to undergrad in Pennsylvania and was, unfortunately, introduced to Gennessee. Positively horrific. Heinous.

My people are from Lavaca County, so I grew up with Shiner.
BUT, I could get down with Pearl, High Life, Dixie, or Lone Star any day of the week.
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One of my buddies claims that he once saw PBR light at convenience store in Madison, WI but this was never substantiated. I have never personally seen it anywhere in Illinois, Indiana, or Wisconsin although they do allude to it on their website.

I have seen PBR Light up here in Seattle from time to time... PBR has a reputation up here as the hipster beer of choice. The blue collar wannabes guzzle it to feel less yuppie. Most bars up here used to have Rainier on tap, which is an incredible low class beverage. Its basically Lone Star's northwest cousin as I think Pabst bought them both or something close to that... All the old Rainier taps are mostly PBR now sadly.
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« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2007, 10:27:51 pm »
I have seen PBR Light up here in Seattle from time to time... PBR has a reputation up here as the hipster beer of choice. The blue collar wannabes guzzle it to feel less yuppie.

Yeah. It's endemic. Ironic slumming or some such.
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« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2007, 11:03:49 pm »
Now you're talking. The best guzzling beer container ever. In HS days, they would let us out a couple of hours early to give blood. After draining a pint and skipping the cookies and OJ, we made a beeline to the circle K and each of us would purchase a 6-pack of Mickeys, and the contest began. A big dufus friend of mine always won in less than a minute. All six. Amazing how fast you can get buzzed doing that.
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« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2007, 11:39:36 pm »
For me it's Natty Light.  Always has been.  One of my most cherished college souvenirs is the promo from our favorite bar advertising "$2.50 Natural Light Pitcher Thursdays!"  Which translates, because rent in Harrisonburg was $250/mo, and now in DC you're lucky to find a pitcher under $9.00 and rent under $900.
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« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2007, 12:01:40 am »
For me it's Natty Light.  Always has been.  One of my most cherished college souvenirs is the promo from our favorite bar advertising "$2.50 Natural Light Pitcher Thursdays!"  Which translates, because rent in Harrisonburg was $250/mo, and now in DC you're lucky to find a pitcher under $9.00 and rent under $900.
I Like cheap bear as well.  I admit it.  I lived in Richmond for 3 years (VA not TX) and had a bubba for a neighbor (if you can believe that shit).  He family was from Pittsburg.  He always had a fridge full of Iron City.  Not bad, especially since it was free.  On my tour of Texas' colleges I had a stop in College Station.  We always went to the booze store and bought the special.  20 lone star long necks is the dusty box.  Them was the days.  If I were to rate beers, it would go something like this.

1. Mexican beer (any thing but corona cheaper the better)
2. Lone star Light (long neck)
3. Bud Light
4. The King of beer
5. Miller Highlife
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« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2007, 02:32:11 am »
Online beer discussions seem to have devolved into a contest to see who can name the most obscure or vile (insert domestic microbrewed piss or western european bile here) and claim that they like it. I call bullshit. No self-respecting heterosexual actually enjoys things like Abita Strawberry Harvest, these stupid coffee-flavored porters, or Harp Lager. You want to know what a real beer is? Ask your grandfather.

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« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2007, 07:24:39 am »
Back in college up in Massachusetts, our local "package store" owner would give us a deal on thirty packs of Gennessee's fine line of swill beers. There was Genny, Genny Lite, Genny Ice, Genny Cream Ale, probably some others I don't remember ...
A few years ago I was in upstate New York somewhere and stopped by some run-down looking roadhouse. They were offering cold cans of Genny, so I ordered one up. It tasted god awful, but brought back plenty of good memories.


Ahh yes, Gennesee - the upstate NY brewery that produced the staple of college campuses all over that neck of the woods.  The Cream Ale - "Genny Cream" - was my preferred product from the Genny line.   
aka 'Genny Screamers' -- for the effect on your digestive track the next day
aka 'Green Death' -- in homage to the color of the can/label.

As I recall it took a while for your system to get acclimated to the stuff but, once it was, you could live on that concoction for years.  That and Freihoffer's cookies.

If Genny Cream were available in this area I'd buy a six today.

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« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2007, 08:39:18 am »
For me it's Natty Light.  Always has been.  One of my most cherished college souvenirs is the promo from our favorite bar advertising "$2.50 Natural Light Pitcher Thursdays!"  Which translates, because rent in Harrisonburg was $250/mo, and now in DC you're lucky to find a pitcher under $9.00 and rent under $900.

David, are talking about JMs in Harrisonburg?  Did you go to JMU?  I was at Madison from '92-'96 and we lugged many of kegs up the hill on Port Rd to Ashby Crossing.  I think the Beast was 30 bucks for a keg or 5 bucks for 24 cans.  Amazing I ever graduated, but learned much more off campus drinking the cheap stuff.

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« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2007, 10:06:48 am »
In college it was Keystone Light. The specially lined cans made the difference.
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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2007, 11:42:24 am »
Growing up going to my dad's semi-pro baseball games, I got to watch grown men drink a lot of beer after a game while they lied to each other about the plays they screwed up.  My dad did not drink, so he never did anything but talk up his game like everyone else, but without the slurred speech.

I guess that is why I'm a light weight drinker of beer, never once having to subject myself to a beer headache the next day.  I hear it can be a real dozy and a reason why menudo is great food in the morning.  Any way, they drank Schiltz beer primarily.  Hanging around these men, I often was offered a taste when my Dad was out of sight.  I always said no of course.  I just didn't want to have to witness my Dad jumping all over somebody for giving me beer (I was about 10 and my brother was 8 and we were the bat boys).  One day though, I decided to take a sip.

Nastiest stuff I have ever put to my mouth and cured me of ever having the desperation of drinking Schiltz (or any equivalent) beer because that was all I could afford in college.  In fact, if I didn't have the money for food and gas, I sure as heck didn't have the money for beer.  Made my college life miss the element of cheap beer.

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« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2007, 11:52:12 am »
In college it was Keystone Light. The specially lined cans made the difference.


Is Hamm's still brewed?  I forgot that one.  It's a northern or midwestern beer that was available here for awhile, cheap.  In my memory, I liken it to Pabst.

Going way back, I vaguely recall something named Lucky Lager.  >$1.00 a six pack.  Tasted kinda like anti-freeze.

Coors had unbelievable cachet back when it wasn't widely distributed.  Several dads of friends would drive to Dallas or Oklahoma to get it, and would bring back dozens of cases at a time.  The excitement level was high when it was learned that it would soon be distributed in this area.  Once it was available locally, practically everyone changed to Coors.  Then a month or so later, people started saying, "This isn't any better than Pearl."  The romance was over.

My favorite Canadian beer is Moosehead, not that I drink it much.  Given my tastes, it is probably considered a cheap-ass beer up there.  My favorite south of the border concoction (actually I think its from the DR or someplace) is El Presidente.  Can't find it around here, but the good memories associated with it are strong.

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« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2007, 12:04:04 pm »
Nastiest stuff I have ever put to my mouth and cured me of ever having the desperation of drinking Schiltz (or any equivalent) beer because that was all I could afford in college.  In fact, if I didn't have the money for food and gas, I sure as heck didn't have the money for beer.  Made my college life miss the element of cheap beer.

Such is life.


Actually, that is admirable.  Your priorities were certainly much better than mine at the time.  Had I been given the choice of college or beer, either/or, well... I'm not too sure my choice would've been very far-sighted at the time.

I will say that in college and post-college bachelorhood my partying habits taught me how to do a household budget.  My income was limited, and I sat down at the beginning of each month and figured up all my expenses, and what I could spend on what.  The truth is, I did it to make sure I set enough aside for my decadent pursuits while still being able to pay the rent and occasionally eat.

I lost some of the bad habits along the way, but the budgeting skills stayed with me.  I still do our monthly household budget; my wife wants nothing to do with it.

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« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2007, 12:14:26 pm »
I spent one summer in Mexico (San Pedro, Garza, Garcia... near the Oaxteca valley).  My sister lived there with her husband who took a job with an International pertroleum company.  She had such a huge house, she literally gave me the second floor as my apartment.

It was so cool to sleep out in the balcony and feel the fresh, cool air coming into the valley from the foot of the Sierra Madre every night.  Any way, I made friends with many of the local guys my age (18/19 year olds).  I had a little money I saved up from working the fall and spring previous to that.  I wanted to spend one year in Mexico before I started college.  So I was considered a rich American kid by the local guys I made friends with even though I literally had what I considered very little money.  But the little I had was enough for them to party every weekend for the entire summer.  Little did I know that was the unspoken plan, I would be the financier of the weekend parties at the local hang out place for these guys.  Mario, Tiko, Jose, Adam (who was training to be a professional boxer), Juan and me.  Party baby, parrrr-teee!

So the usual weekend ritual was this: Tiko would bring the onions, tomatoes and chiles.  Mario would bring the meat from his Dad's butcher shop (the Oaxteca Valley was where cattle would graze and Mario would help slaughter some of the cows for the local farmers and they were sometimes paid with meat to sell and consume).  Adam would bring tortillas (fresh from the local tortillera) and avocados.  That left the two younger ones, Juan and me to buy the beer.  Odd, we were the youngest, but were called upon to buy the beer.  I learned later it was because Juan was quickly becoming my best friend and could've talked me into anything if necessary and also I had the money for beer.  Any way, I needed Juan too because we didn't just go to a grocery store and pick up beer.  We went to a local store, a mom and pop front store of a house.  We had to buy ice and cheap beer (for me, for them it was an expenditure).  Lots of ice.

We did this for the entire summer.  Best norteno parrilla I have ever had and it got me hooked on the food off the grill method of eating norteno.  Those guys were into the beer drinking, I fell in love with the eating.  So I never got drunk with them at the hangout, a modified lot used for parking at the end of the street I lived in.  By Friday night, it was empty except for the six of us eating and drinking beer, playing guitars and talking about women and cars.  I knew little about both, so I listened more than anything else... and ate.

The very cheap beer we would buy each week: Tecate.  It was worse than Coors, in that it was so watered down and tasteless, the whole idea was to consume a lot of the stuff (and you needed a lot of it) just to get a buzz.  I was proud I could drink four to five Tecates and not feel a buzz or anything.  I thought it was me getting more tolerant of beer but the reality was that the mexican version of Tecate sold to the every man was nothing more than beer mixed with water.  Nobody really cared because if you saved a little, you could buy the stuff.  But these guys now had a person in me who could easily afford to finance the beer buying.

It was heaven for most of the summer because of all the good cheer, including the beer consumption for most of us.  Not much in terms of getting drunk, but in having it be part of the experience.  Clear nights, singing, great grill food, stars in the sky, the foothills of the Sierra Madre and Tecate beer.

Kind of like a beer commercial, only real.

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« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2007, 12:27:04 pm »
I spent one summer in Mexico (San Pedro, Garza, Garcia... near the Oaxteca valley).  My sister lived there with her husband who took a job with an International pertroleum company.  She had such a huge house, she literally gave me the second floor as my apartment.

It was so cool to sleep out in the balcony and feel the fresh, cool air coming into the valley from the foot of the Sierra Madre every night.  Any way, I made friends with many of the local guys my age (18/19 year olds).  I had a little money I saved up from working the fall and spring previous to that.  I wanted to spend one year in Mexico before I started college.  So I was considered a rich American kid by the local guys I made friends with even though I literally had what I considered very little money.  But the little I had was enough for them to party every weekend for the entire summer.  Little did I know that was the unspoken plan, I would be the financier of the weekend parties at the local hang out place for these guys.  Mario, Tiko, Jose, Adam (who was training to be a professional boxer), Juan and me.  Party baby, parrrr-teee!

So the usual weekend ritual was this: Tiko would bring the onions, tomatoes and chiles.  Mario would bring the meat from his Dad's butcher shop (the Oaxteca Valley was where cattle would graze and Mario would help slaughter some of the cows for the local farmers and they were sometimes paid with meat to sell and consume).  Adam would bring tortillas (fresh from the local tortillera) and avocados.  That left the two younger ones, Juan and me to buy the beer.  Odd, we were the youngest, but were called upon to buy the beer.  I learned later it was because Juan was quickly becoming my best friend and could've talked me into anything if necessary and also I had the money for beer.  Any way, I needed Juan too because we didn't just go to a grocery store and pick up beer.  We went to a local store, a mom and pop front store of a house.  We had to buy ice and cheap beer (for me, for them it was an expenditure).  Lots of ice.

We did this for the entire summer.  Best norteno parrilla I have ever had and it got me hooked on the food off the grill method of eating norteno.  Those guys were into the beer drinking, I fell in love with the eating.  So I never got drunk with them at the hangout, a modified lot used for parking at the end of the street I lived in.  By Friday night, it was empty except for the six of us eating and drinking beer, playing guitars and talking about women and cars.  I knew little about both, so I listened more than anything else... and ate.

The very cheap beer we would buy each week: Tecate.  It was worse than Coors, in that it was so watered down and tasteless, the whole idea was to consume a lot of the stuff (and you needed a lot of it) just to get a buzz.  I was proud I could drink four to five Tecates and not feel a buzz or anything.  I thought it was me getting more tolerant of beer but the reality was that the mexican version of Tecate sold to the every man was nothing more than beer mixed with water.  Nobody really cared because if you saved a little, you could buy the stuff.  But these guys now had a person in me who could easily afford to finance the beer buying.

It was heaven for most of the summer because of all the good cheer, including the beer consumption for most of us.  Not much in terms of getting drunk, but in having it be part of the experience.  Clear nights, singing, great grill food, stars in the sky, the foothills of the Sierra Madre and Tecate beer.

Kind of like a beer commercial, only real.

One cheap beer that I really have grown to like is Caguama and Caguama Light which are brewed in El Salvador by Cerveceria La Constancia.  Kroger stocks this beer (at least the one on 528 and Bay Area).  Approx 8 bucks a 12 long necks.  Sometimes they have 30 pack cans for 12 bucks.  Price has gone up slightly since I started drinking it (supply and demand) Making me thirsty.  /Homer UMMMMMMMM beer. /Homer

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« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2007, 01:40:24 pm »
David, are talking about JMs in Harrisonburg?  Did you go to JMU?  I was at Madison from '92-'96 and we lugged many of kegs up the hill on Port Rd to Ashby Crossing.  I think the Beast was 30 bucks for a keg or 5 bucks for 24 cans.  Amazing I ever graduated, but learned much more off campus drinking the cheap stuff.

Indeed I did go to JMU, class of 2001.  The promo in question was from Dave's Taverna though, not JM's.  JM's closed around the time I got there, and is a BW3s now.
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« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2007, 05:56:29 pm »

   My favorite south of the border concoction (actually I think its from the DR or someplace) is El Presidente. 

Wow, I didn't expect to hear that name. You are right. I remember it from when I was in the DR many moons ago. It was what a lot of the locals recommended. Mostly I drank one that I believe was called Quiscaya. It was pretty damned good as well. Man, DR is a cool place to visit.

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« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2007, 07:18:11 pm »
This truly is a great thread.  I'm somewhat of a cheap beer connoisseur.  Don't get me wrong, I drink all kinds of stuff from Belgians made with strange things that I'm not sure I want to know about to IPAs that put all your bitterness taste buds out of commission for a month to the classic British and German beers. 

But there's something about Houston summers, baseball, and cheap beer that just seems to go together.  (Plus I'm a cheap bastard so I tend to sample the exotic stuff but drink inexpensive beers.)  Schlitz and Miller High Life are my mainstays and they compliment each other well.  Schlitz is rather dry and hoppy for its style and High Life is more on the sweet side.

Dammit, now I'm thirsty.

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« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2007, 08:24:35 pm »
Where does Rolling Rock fit in?  When I went to Penn, the Rock was the standard keg beer and it wasn't any more expensive than Bud.  It's still what I drink most of the time.  We also drank a lot of Iron City but that was pretty awful.  When I was in high school, Lowenbrau was the beer of choice.  Because weekends were made for Lowenbrau -- still the best beer jingle of all time.
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« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2007, 10:28:38 pm »
If we are talking cheap beer, its gotta be Keystone light.  Also, as far as cheap, I don't get why people are throwing in Coors light, Bud Light, etc. into the discussion.  The domestics are definately cheap, but when I hear "cheap".. I think college cheap, as in you can get 30 beers for 10 bucks - i.e. Keystone, Natty light, Lonestar, Milwakee's Best (aka the Beast)... the really shitty beers.  In college, pretty much every keg was Natty or the Beast, but if I could I would avoid them like the plague.

One that I forgot, Miller High Life is dirt cheap - lower priced than the other big name domestic light beers.
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« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2007, 05:53:43 pm »

Is Hamm's still brewed?  I forgot that one.  It's a northern or midwestern beer that was available here for awhile, cheap.  In my memory, I liken it to Pabst.

Going way back, I vaguely recall something named Lucky Lager.  >$1.00 a six pack.  Tasted kinda like anti-freeze.

Coors had unbelievable cachet back when it wasn't widely distributed.  Several dads of friends would drive to Dallas or Oklahoma to get it, and would bring back dozens of cases at a time.  The excitement level was high when it was learned that it would soon be distributed in this area.  Once it was available locally, practically everyone changed to Coors.  Then a month or so later, people started saying, "This isn't any better than Pearl."  The romance was over.

My favorite Canadian beer is Moosehead, not that I drink it much.  Given my tastes, it is probably considered a cheap-ass beer up there.  My favorite south of the border concoction (actually I think its from the DR or someplace) is El Presidente.  Can't find it around here, but the good memories associated with it are strong.

Yeah they still brew Hamms.  There's a bar in Hermiston, Oregon that has it on tap.  Good, cheap beer, though not much like PBR to me.  PBR seems more bitter but stronger too.  Hamms reminds me of Coors light. 
I grew up on Lone Star but my favorite remains Pearl.  Only 69 calories in a Pearl Light.  I was pretty upset when the price went up to $5.29 from $4.99  .

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« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2007, 08:40:03 pm »
Yeah they still brew Hamms.  There's a bar in Hermiston, Oregon that has it on tap.  Good, cheap beer, though not much like PBR to me.  PBR seems more bitter but stronger too.  Hamms reminds me of Coors light. 
I grew up on Lone Star but my favorite remains Pearl.  Only 69 calories in a Pearl Light.  I was pretty upset when the price went up to $5.29 from $4.99  .
When I was a kid we would go visit my grandparents in Minnesota, and they would get the Twins game on television most every night. Naturally, we would watch. Hamms was the sponsor, and they had a goofy animated bear mascot. I have fond memories of that. (Not so much the beer itself, however.)
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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #58 on: April 01, 2007, 11:59:09 pm »
I'm in the middle of a three-month stretch in Moscow for sniper training...er, I mean, for work...and the Russians have redefined cheap beer for me. They drink beer like we drink soda; when it's really time to drink, they reach for the vodka-cum-rubbing-alcohol. There are convenience stands at every bus stop and metro station where you can grab all the necessities: a pack of American smokes for a dollar, a bootleg DVD, genuine Chanel No. 5 that somehow smells of Mississippi polecat, a Ukrainian single mother...and cheap-ass beer. Like, anywhere between $0.30 and $0.50 for a two-liter plastic bottle. Baltica seems to be the most popular choice, but has gotten a little more "expensive." I've tried Siberian Crown and find it to be the Russian equivalent of Miller Light. I've also swilled some of the ultra cheap brands with mysterious labels; they range from "worth drinking" to "no wonder the water level in the Chernobyl reservoir is so low."

In high school, it was the always the Beast or MeisterBrau. At Tulane, we went in for Busch, because we could buy cheap cases at the on-campus convenience store and charge it on our school IDs. There were also memorable (in a fuzzy way) parties at the Dixie brewery every year where you ended up wearing as much Dixie as you drank due to the leaky pipes running overhead. Good times.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #59 on: April 02, 2007, 08:25:12 am »
You know, for the sheer amount of personal anecdotes (as well as useful historical content) if nothing else, this thread should probably be commemorated in some way.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #60 on: April 02, 2007, 10:38:49 am »
On the topic of Western European bile (something of a passion of mine over the years), I give you Stella Artois (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stella_Artois).  It's "bottom-fermented" which seems entirely appropriate, and sports many glorious nicknames such as "wifebeater" and "brain damage".  I have noticed it becoming more available in the U.S. in recent times.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2007, 10:50:59 am »
Maccabee.  I was on a dig in Israel once and that was the stuff we drank.  We stayed in an old army barracks from the days of the British Mandate and a local arab guy would sell us Maccabees from a semi-running ice chest.  Once, a few of us got fairly lit during a drinking session and resorted to tossing just dug pottery shards off the hill.  "There goes 5,000 years of history!" we would yell as a Bronze age jug handle went crashing into the rocks.

I don't know if Maccabee is a "cheap" or bad beer but it's good for breaking things and generally raising hell.
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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2007, 11:19:37 am »
Maccabee.  I was on a dig in Israel once and that was the stuff we drank.  We stayed in an old army barracks from the days of the British Mandate and a local arab guy would sell us Maccabees from a semi-running ice chest.  Once, a few of us got fairly lit during a drinking session and resorted to tossing just dug pottery shards off the hill.  "There goes 5,000 years of history!" we would yell as a Bronze age jug handle went crashing into the rocks.


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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #63 on: April 02, 2007, 11:49:16 am »
Online beer discussions seem to have devolved into a contest to see who can name the most obscure or vile (insert domestic microbrewed piss or western european bile here) and claim that they like it. I call bullshit. No self-respecting heterosexual actually enjoys things like Abita Strawberry Harvest, these stupid coffee-flavored porters, or Harp Lager. You want to know what a real beer is? Ask your grandfather.

Funny you should say that.  My recently departed grandfather (who spent his early childhood in Csarist Russia, his teenage years in Chicago floating bathtub gin down the river, and his early 20's in the Alaskan wilderness shooting bears) retired from Sinclair/Atlantic Richfield in 1972.  For the next 34 years it was Olympia, The Beast, or Coors every day except Sunday at ten AM.  He lived 96 years, so maybe there's a lesson about health to be learned somewhere in there.

Of course the apple fell far from the tree, as I am a bit of a beer snob.  However I do have a funny story about Hamm's.  When I was 18 and living in San Antonio, my hippie girlfriend took me down 90 to see a Missions game.  An anxious radio promotions guy approached us in the parking lot.  "Hey, are you guys 21?  Because it would be really cool if you were..."

I don't know about you, but I hate disappointing people who want to give me free stuff. After answering in the affirmative, Mr. Radio Promotions Guy took us a peculiar section of the park, which had sand and beach chairs instead of seats or bleachers.  We were given KISS 99.5 T-shirts and instructed to look excited as he snapped pictures of us "enjoying the action" 30 minutes before the game started.  He thanked us and came back with two buckets, one full of hot dogs and cracker jack, the other shimmering with cool condensation-melted ice and cold Hamm's Light.  I know people like to call stuff like Bud Light "slightly alcoholic water."  But trust me, you haven't had slightly alcoholic water until you've torn through a 6-pack of Hamm's Light.  Look for that stuff to come back as a fitness drink in a couple of years.
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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #64 on: April 02, 2007, 12:04:25 pm »
If we are going to talk about beers in foreign locales, my first job out of college had me on a 6 week rotation on a ship off the coast of Trinidad/Tobago.  When my rotation ended, the boat veterans had our bus stop at a roadside bar, not a mile from the heliport where we landed, and we all bought 6 beers for what equalled $1.50.  I have never been that drunk on $5 in my entire life.  The beer?  Carib, the apparent "Official beer of the Carribean".  It wasn't a bad beer, but after 6 weeks of 12 hours shifts, 7 days a week, on what was essentially a floating insane asylum, anything will taste good.
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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #65 on: April 02, 2007, 12:04:44 pm »
Anybody remember Kasel?, I believe it was spelled?  Gold can with black lettering.  Also, how about the Lone Star grenades; you know like the Mickeys Big Mouths.  Talk about drinking fast.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #66 on: April 02, 2007, 12:42:01 pm »
Mickey's big mouth are trouble, they seem to summon violence. I stopped drinking them all together about fifteen years ago and my life's been better for it.


Best Mickey's big mouth story I ever heard was from my dad, who was a police crime scene photographer in the 70s. Middle of the night in north Baton Rouge one weekend, and they're taking statements where this guy got murdered on Scenic Highway. About the time they're wrapping up, the hearse comes flying around the corner with no brakes, runs over the body and then hits a telephone pole. 4-5 black guys are sitting on the curb across the street drinking Mickeys, laughing their ass off.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #67 on: April 02, 2007, 02:07:34 pm »
My family and I went to Germany to visit family when I was 16 (legal drinking age). That's when I realized the true power of flatulence. After a couple of stout German hefeweisens and some bratwurst I could clear out a room lickety split. My younger brother was unfortunate enough to be my roommate most of the trip. I think my parents were genuinely afraid he would get methane poisoning.

Since that was really my first long-term encounter with beer I turned out to be a serious beer snob. Although there were those desparate financial times in college when all my friends and I could afford were forties of Bud Ice and King Cobra from the local convenience store. Now I drink so rarely I just stick to the good stuff.

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« Reply #68 on: April 02, 2007, 05:18:57 pm »

Most people will tell you beer tastes best icy cold and in a bottle or mug. 

But I will contend that a brewski, just about any brewski, drank from a can -- anywhere from 16 to 40 oz. size, tepid, and with a damp brown paper bag around it -- is pretty fucking good, too.  Especially if you're outside, maybe sitting on a curb somewhere.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #69 on: April 02, 2007, 07:50:42 pm »
I still drink Ballintine Ale when I can find it. And I long for Carling Black Label, that was some damn good  stuff. I understand it's still brewed someplace but I've not seen it for years.
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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2007, 11:52:16 am »
Most people will tell you beer tastes best icy cold and in a bottle or mug. 

But I will contend that a brewski, just about any brewski, drank from a can -- anywhere from 16 to 40 oz. size, tepid, and with a damp brown paper bag around it -- is pretty fucking good, too.  Especially if you're outside, maybe sitting on a curb somewhere.

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« Reply #71 on: April 20, 2007, 11:27:31 am »
Oh, this just in. Kerfeld prefers Busch.

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« Reply #72 on: April 20, 2007, 11:30:28 am »
Oh, this just in. Kerfeld prefers Busch.

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Re: Closet Pearl, Stroh’s and Olympia drinkers, be heard
« Reply #73 on: April 20, 2007, 02:18:03 pm »
My mother was from the Pittsburgh area, and I still have family up there we visit.  Their version of Pearl or Lone Star is called Iron City.  Tastes like one would expect it to, with a name like that.  

I've tried Iron City.  You can really taste the iron.  Really.

Natty Boh made the occasional appearance in the Virginia college circuit I was a part of.  Used to be owned by the old owner of the Orioles by was acquired by Miller and I suspect that was the only way it has managed to defy extinction.

Olympia was the rush beer my freshman year.  Awful stuff.  Just awful. IIRC, the tag line on the can is "It's in the water!" but they could have left out the middle two words and saved themselves the trouble.