Top 10 ways you know your in orangewhoopass zone

[Zihuatenejo]

10) no mention of Kevin & Scott
9) Todd the Bod has a trade idea  
Verbal clashes b/n Hudson Hawk & Pravata
7) Jim R sets the clark tone (& quite rightly)
6) Alkie has a superstitious rant about anyone in NL Central
5) Pravata the corrector and contrarian
4) Just thinking about the Dr. Strangelove avatar is  
   priceless: "precious bodily fluids"
3) Noe, provides an indepth; insightful explanation in
   context with a hint of irony.
2) A-Zipp is just waiting to leap out with a classic line
1) Living in Michigan doesn't feel as cold in the zone

[Alkie]

Just how drunk are you?

[JimR]

exactly. everyone knows your rants are not limited to the NL Central.

[Sambito]

sadly, it only takes two to three PBR's these days

[Spack McGrimm]

Posting under two handles is prohibited. Do it again, and both handles get banned.