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hey, John Lopez!
« on: April 20, 2006, 10:22:55 am »
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2006, 12:09:17 pm »
John P. Lopez thinks you need to be somebody to have something to say about the Astros.  We've seen his picture, we know where he works, we've even seen his filtered little pretend blog.  And still, he has nothing worthwhile to say about the Astros.  That wont change and don't expect me to link to his drivel any more. I've about given up on the Chron entirely.  Compare today's notes in the Chron to the Astros.com column for today.  What would you miss by bypassing the Chron entirely?  One less place to check is all.

As for his "anonymous" drivel.  It's the knee jerk retort of the opinion columnists in fast retreat (as opposed to the reporters who go find facts and stories) to the growing influence of blogs.  The dynamic of the blog that he doesn't get is that what we write in here is who we are.  This defines your reputation to the community to which you wish to belong.  You post like an idiot, you will be an idiot and the community will ignore you.  No matter how many times you post your picture.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2006, 12:37:23 pm »
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now, kindly, fuck off.  Actually, forget the kindly part Lopez.  Just fuck off.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2006, 12:46:59 pm »
Hi. My Name is Joey, and I am an OWAholic.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2006, 01:19:55 pm »
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2006, 01:25:21 pm »
This is really more information than any of us wanted.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2006, 02:28:39 pm »
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John P. Lopez thinks you need to be somebody to have something to say about the Astros.  We've seen his picture, we know where he works, we've even seen his filtered little pretend blog.  And still, he has nothing worthwhile to say about the Astros.  That wont change and don't expect me to link to his drivel any more. I've about given up on the Chron entirely.  Compare today's notes in the Chron to the Astros.com column for today.  What would you miss by bypassing the Chron entirely?  One less place to check is all.

As for his "anonymous" drivel.  It's the knee jerk retort of the opinion columnists in fast retreat (as opposed to the reporters who go find facts and stories) to the growing influence of blogs.  The dynamic of the blog that he doesn't get is that what we write in here is who we are.  This defines your reputation to the community to which you wish to belong.  You post like an idiot, you will be an idiot and the community will ignore you.  No matter how many times you post your picture.




This whole thing is too insignificant for any part of it to qualify as irony, but the first thing I thought of when Lopez started whining about OWA posters and their anonymity is how interesting it is he would bring that up, since he daily masks himself behind the facade of John Lopez, Chronicle Sports Writer.

I'm betting the real person hiding inside that persona is a meek little fuck who would squeal and run at the light of day.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 04:15:07 pm »
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2006, 04:49:32 pm »
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Astro

The dog, once known as "Tralfaz" in a former life. Not always so smart but smart enough to be able to talk (oh well, at least something that sounds like talking). Astro just loves George and shows it every time George gets home. Sweater size 36 x 17 cm
The Jetsons' phone number is VENUS-1234
The Jetsons live on planet Earth
Letters are delivered very quickly, but E-mail or an Internet (things that make information more important than matter) where not predicted by The Jetsons.



the jetsons have technology far superior to e-mail.  after all, people are able to reach through the phone and grab the person they're talking to.  i think it's safe to say they've heard of e-mail and the internet, but consider it archaic.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 10:34:41 pm »
If Lopez wants my info, he can register just like everyone else and ask me for it.  Name, address, phone numbers, place of work, I'll even give him my Myspace site addy so he can post mean comments if he wants.

And just to give him a little inspiration:

HEY LOPEZ!  I HAVEN'T READ YOUR SHIT FOR YEARS YOU FUCKING MORON BECAUSE YOU SUCK!  I HOPE YOUR HERPES SPREADS TO YOUR ASSHOLE SO YOUR "FRIENDS" ALL KNOW YOU SWING BOTH WAYS!

Just a taste to whet his appetite.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2006, 12:47:04 am »
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I thought you lived in NY. If I lived in Houston I would be like the guy in Fever Pitch.

BTW, thanks again jacklewein for the Astros/Braves game 1 last year. You are Da Man.
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2006, 01:12:46 am »
Is Jim a pope because he looks like Ratzinger or is it becasue he wears a funny hat?
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2006, 01:22:07 am »
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Is Jim a pope because he looks like Ratzinger or is it becasue he wears a funny hat?



Only pravata and I wear funny hats, and they're made of aluminum foil.
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« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2006, 01:28:32 am »
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Is Jim a pope because he looks like Ratzinger or is it becasue he wears a funny hat?



Only pravata and I wear funny hats, and they're made of aluminum foil.



It's true.  Mine is shaped like a swan and once contained kung pao shrimp. Damn useful at rally cap time
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Re: hey, John Lopez!
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 03:44:45 am »
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So is there a Special Hell reserved for Clark molesters, John P, and people who talk in theaters?
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