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EasTexAstro

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Getting ready
« on: October 19, 2005, 07:46:53 pm »
I did it. I had to. I pulled out the whiskey.

I have every intention of being clear eyed for the game tonight. I couldn't take any chance I would miss anything.

I could go with the beer, but the plants out the back door have been watered sufficiantly, thank you, and I don't want to take the chance the kids will be going for the facillities at the same time I do....

I'm not sure I can eat, though......and ESPN just showed Mr. Albert's 735 foot blast again....I won't be able to poop for another 12 hours, at least...

No. No food roght now...

Well that, and I forgot to turn on the crock pot this morning when I plugged it in so the stew isn't quite ready yet.

I'll have to go with pizza.

As I was saying, the whiskey will have to take a little edge off. Maybe the kids will start cutting the duct tape off me when I calm down.

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Re: Getting ready
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 08:12:14 pm »
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I did it. I had to. I pulled out the whiskey.

I have every intention of being clear eyed for the game tonight. I couldn't take any chance I would miss anything.

I could go with the beer, but the plants out the back door have been watered sufficiantly, thank you, and I don't want to take the chance the kids will be going for the facillities at the same time I do....

I'm not sure I can eat, though......and ESPN just showed Mr. Albert's 735 foot blast again....I won't be able to poop for another 12 hours, at least...

No. No food roght now...

Well that, and I forgot to turn on the crock pot this morning when I plugged it in so the stew isn't quite ready yet.

I'll have to go with pizza.

As I was saying, the whiskey will have to take a little edge off. Maybe the kids will start cutting the duct tape off me when I calm down.

- typed by Son of ETA.



When I woke up this morning and took the dog for a walk, I saw a beautiful full moon in the sky and all I could think of was there's Pooholes' homerun.

I now officially hate that mutherfucker Pooholes. I accept  any negative comment about him as fact and anything positive as bullshit. He's one of satan's operatives. I hate his "stand there and stare at it" classless act. I'd like to take that goddamn "finger to the sky" and turn it into "finger to the meat grinder." He's on steroids and lies about his age. Fuck him by fucking his fuckingest fucked-up fucky fuck fuckerly. It may have been his job to fuck the Astros but he didn't have to give 'em a dirty sanchez, he didn't have to stand around an admiring his cum as it oozed out of Lidge's butt. The fucker.
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Re: Getting ready
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2005, 08:48:00 pm »
Well I am sticking with the beer tonight (not the homebrew...but no fucking budwiser either Coors Light).  Hopefully, I won't scare the piss out of the puppies again.  
Not only did I have to deal with the Astros losing Monday, but before I could go to bed I had to mop the fucking floor thanks to the ASSHOLE Poolholes!!!!!

I hate the FUCKING JAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Getting ready
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2005, 09:01:56 pm »
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I'll have to go with pizza.



Me thinks I'll have some fried chicken and cream gravy

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he didn't have to stand around an admiring his cum as it oozed out of Lidge's butt.



On second thought, pass on the cream gravy.
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