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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2018, 02:33:05 pm »
What do you mean, go?
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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2018, 03:02:36 pm »
What do you mean, go?

Sorry, I see the ambiguity in my phrasing now. I meant "somebody here is going to buy this, who's it going to be?". And MM has provided our answer. I might join him. I can set it next to my Lego Saturn V.
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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2018, 03:24:55 pm »
It was not too long ago Mark Raup would have been all over that.
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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2018, 04:30:03 pm »
my grandson would love it,
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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2018, 04:51:54 pm »
Sorry, I see the ambiguity in my phrasing now. I meant "somebody here is going to buy this, who's it going to be?". And MM has provided our answer. I might join him. I can set it next to my Lego Saturn V.

I was thinking more in terms of who has already gone for this.
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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2018, 06:03:57 pm »
It was not too long ago Mark Raup would have been all over that.

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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2018, 07:05:20 pm »
I have a Texans helmet from this company, and it's damn near impossible to put together.  The pieces resemble Legos, but they don't snap together, they just sort of loosely fit.  Once you take your hand off of them, they don't stay together.  You have to use tweezers to build it up, but if you try to move it in any way, or a piece slips out of the tweezers, it crumbles.  It's essentially a house of cards made out of cheap Lego clones. 
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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2018, 07:18:27 pm »
I have a Texans helmet from this company, and it's damn near impossible to put together.  The pieces resemble Legos, but they don't snap together, they just sort of loosely fit.  Once you take your hand off of them, they don't stay together.  You have to use tweezers to build it up, but if you try to move it in any way, or a piece slips out of the tweezers, it crumbles.  It's essentially a house of cards made out of cheap Lego clones. 

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Up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy
But the future has to change - and to change I've got to destroy
Oh look out Lennon here I come - land ahoy-hoy-hoy

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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2018, 07:12:24 am »
You need to use the KRAGL.

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Re: For the Astros fan who thought he had everything
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2018, 02:11:33 pm »
FWIW, my 8-year-old son got the star-H logo for Christmas. We put it together together, and it's held together reasonably well (better than most Lego imitators).
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