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Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« on: August 11, 2016, 05:12:08 pm »
Your lineups for the nightcap:

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CFGeorge Springer (R)
3BAlex Bregman (R)
DHJose Altuve (R)
SSCarlos Correa (R)
2BMarwin Gonzalez (S)
CEvan Gattis (R)
RFPreston Tucker (L)
1BTyler White (R)
LFTony Kemp (L)

HOU: Chris Devenski (R)  (0-4, 2.51)

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2B Brian Dozier (R)
1B Joe Mauer (L)
RF Max Kepler (L)
DH Miguel Sano (R)
3B Trevor Plouffe (R)
SS Jorge Polanco (S)
CF Eddie Rosario (L)
C Kurt Suzuki (R)
LF Danny Santana (S)

MIN: Tommy Milone (L)  (3-3, 5.23)
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2016, 05:32:51 pm »
Tucker in RF?!?!

God help you, Mr. Devenski, because your defense sure won't.


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2016, 05:34:16 pm »
Tucker and Kemp in the OF? Can we please just park Marisnick in CF and leave him there.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 06:25:10 pm »
Gattis has let a lot of balls get between his legs lately. 

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 06:35:20 pm »
Gattis dinger makes it 3-0.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 06:35:48 pm »
El Oso Blanco with the 3 run bomb!


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 06:36:00 pm »
Gattis is so strong. He had no business putting the ball on the other side of the fence with that lunging hack.


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2016, 06:40:58 pm »
RBI double by Springer!

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2016, 06:42:06 pm »
This may go without saying but if Kemp can consistently get on base at the bottom of the order, boy would that do wonders for the offense.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2016, 06:52:52 pm »
I still can't get over how much Devenski's stature and moves looks like Brandon Backe.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2016, 06:53:59 pm »
Correa goes upper deck in CF!


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2016, 06:54:43 pm »
Wow.  That's some pop.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2016, 06:55:32 pm »
109 MPH , 445 feet.  Nice.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2016, 06:59:15 pm »
Wow.  That's some pop.
Yeah, all the Correa doubters should take notice of a shot like that: special power potential.  He looks exceptional for someone of his age and experience.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2016, 07:02:34 pm »
You know you hit it far when you hit it dead center and the CFer barely moves.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2016, 07:05:53 pm »
Yeah, all the Correa doubters should take notice of a shot like that: special power potential.  He looks exceptional for someone of his age and experience.

I don't think there's a single "Correa doubter" on this site. Just people with different ceiling projections. I'm glad he's on this team!

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2016, 07:08:36 pm »
I don't think there's a single "Correa doubter" on this site. Just people with different ceiling projections. I'm glad he's on this team!
Doubting is relative. I consider viewing his ceiling as merely "a better than average player" as a doubter.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2016, 07:10:47 pm »
Speaking of ceiling projections... At what point do we start saying Altuve is better than Biggio?

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2016, 07:12:56 pm »
Springer Dinger!  I love this "hitting" thing.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2016, 07:13:41 pm »
Speaking of ceiling projections... At what point do we start saying Altuve is better than Biggio?

After he does this for another 5-6 years.


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2016, 07:14:53 pm »
After he does this for another 5-6 years.


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The way he's going, he may do even better over the next 5-6 years. 

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2016, 07:15:10 pm »
Springer Dinger!  I love this "hitting" thing.
A whole day of this is special.  Fun to watch baseball again.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2016, 07:35:12 pm »
Btw, it's now 9-0.


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2016, 07:39:19 pm »
I guess they heard I was heading home today!
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2016, 07:47:10 pm »
I guess they heard I was heading home today!

This recent slump and reawakening today clearly seems to be about you. Any travel plans before November?...

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2016, 07:49:42 pm »
Altuve only 1-4 today.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2016, 07:53:05 pm »
This recent slump and reawakening today clearly seems to be about you. Any travel plans before November?...

Bad news...heading back here in a couple of weeks.
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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2016, 07:53:28 pm »
The way he's going, he may do even better over the next 5-6 years.

If he gets better there will be the "Mendoza line" at .200 and the "Altuve line" at .350

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2016, 07:53:58 pm »
Home plate ump is ready to go home.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2016, 08:02:13 pm »

Bad news...heading back here in a couple of weeks.

A couple more weeks of interesting baseball is still better than what I expected after April. I'm not greedy, I'll take it.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2016, 08:22:39 pm »
what a play by Correa!
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« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2016, 08:42:31 pm »

Bad news...heading back here in a couple of weeks.

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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2016, 09:08:51 pm »
Wow, what a couple of games.  They needed that.  On to Toronto.

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Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2016, 09:31:50 pm »
Altuve only 1-4 today.

No, only 1-4 in that game.


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Re: Astros @ Twins August 11, 2016 Game Two
« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2016, 10:01:56 am »
Speaking of ceiling projections... At what point do we start saying Altuve is better than Biggio?

He already is.  He just needs to keep it up.
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