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Tonight's Game
« on: September 25, 2015, 02:01:41 pm »
Well, I'm at the "place", and I've got peanuts and three bottles of bourbon in various states of full.  I've got an unopened bottle of Glenlivet, if needed. I suppose I'm set.  You are all invited over. You can bring your own fireworks.
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2015, 02:25:51 pm »
It's quiet in here.  Almost TOO quiet.
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« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2015, 03:07:05 pm »
It's quiet in here.  Almost TOO quiet.

Everybody's getting their game face on.

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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2015, 03:24:01 pm »
getting our ankles taped
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2015, 04:02:14 pm »
I'm busy popping pills and slamming my head into a locker...
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2015, 04:12:52 pm »
Game? What game?
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2015, 04:22:03 pm »
The last time I felt this way there were high winds, water, a chubby Venezolano, a creepy, wrinkled old man from Milwaukee with a bad toupee and his pants around his ankles . . . and then I blacked out and forgot the next 7 years.

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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2015, 05:06:24 pm »
I had lunch with Wade Boggs... we had chicken. Okay, so I google'd Wade Boggs to see his picture, burn it in my brain, and then had chicken for lunch. This might work.

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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2015, 05:58:56 pm »
doomed.
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2015, 07:11:26 pm »
Well, I'm at the "place", and I've got peanuts and three bottles of bourbon in various states of full.  I've got an unopened bottle of Glenlivet, if needed. I suppose I'm set.  You are all invited over. You can bring your own fireworks.

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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2015, 08:14:30 pm »
I think I'm heading out to the old Hudson home place to drown my sorrows in bourbon.
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2015, 12:18:52 pm »
No GZ Saturday.  Game blacked out where I live, not on FOX, unavailable on MLB.TV.  We're already down 0-2 -- again.  Ugh.
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Re: Tonight's Game
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2015, 12:20:11 pm »
Somebody put this team (and me) out of its misery.
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