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Good to see Jeff keeping busy
« on: July 22, 2015, 09:12:06 am »
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Re: Good to see Jeff keeping busy
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2015, 09:38:05 am »
I thought he looked drunk.
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« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2015, 10:31:28 am »
does he not comprehend every thing is a video these days?
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2015, 10:37:29 am »
does he not comprehend every thing is a video these days?

He's a multi-millionaire.  He doesn't care. 
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2015, 10:42:07 am »
She appears to be playing with 2 boobs, while Bags only played with one. 
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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2015, 11:55:21 am »
I thought he looked drunk.
Same here. This kind of thing is not going to help his HOF case.
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2015, 11:58:23 am »
Couple of Hoes in that Vine.
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« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2015, 12:14:14 pm »
Same here. This kind of thing is not going to help his HOF case.

I think he's pretty well resigned to the fact that's never going to happen.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2015, 01:05:28 pm »
I think he's pretty well resigned to the fact that's never going to happen.
He might be, although the historical voting numbers say he's got a pretty good chance, based on the 50+percent he's already gotten, of eventually getting in, if not by the BBWAA then by the Veterans committee or whatever it's called.

Either way, public boob-grabbing/drunkeness is not a good thing when you're a franchise icon, at the team's home park, no less.
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« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2015, 01:23:56 pm »
He might be, although the historical voting numbers say he's got a pretty good chance, based on the 50+percent he's already gotten, of eventually getting in, if not by the BBWAA then by the Veterans committee or whatever it's called.

Either way, public boob-grabbing/drunkeness is not a good thing when you're a franchise icon, at the team's home park, no less.

Biggio needs to do an intervention.

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« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2015, 02:43:15 pm »
Same here. This kind of thing is not going to help his HOF case.

Right. Because they don't let drunks into the Hall of Fame.




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« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2015, 08:47:59 pm »
Right. Because they don't let drunks into the Hall of Fame.




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Re: Good to see Jeff keeping busy
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2015, 08:15:45 am »
Even worse then.
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« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2015, 09:34:30 am »
She is the former Hand Doctors wife. she and Bagwell got married last August. No idea why everyone in the media keeps referring to her as his girlfriend.  And it is highly likely Bagwell was drunk. 
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« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2015, 09:36:59 am »
She is the former Hand Doctors wife. she and Bagwell got married last August. No idea why everyone in the media keeps referring to her as his girlfriend.  And it is highly likely Bagwell was drunk.

I saw them together at the fish counter at Central Market once.  They must be married.
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« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2015, 09:48:01 am »
this is wife number what?
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« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2015, 10:05:50 am »
I saw them together at the fish counter at Central Market once.  They must be married.

I ran into them at the same place.  They must really appreciate a diverse selection of fresh produce. 

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« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2015, 11:01:20 am »
He appears to have a thing for crazy women.  At least she was less crazy than the nutjob hand surgeon.
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Re: Good to see Jeff keeping busy
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2015, 12:44:07 pm »
He might be, although the historical voting numbers say he's got a pretty good chance, based on the 50+percent he's already gotten, of eventually getting in, if not by the BBWAA then by the Veterans committee or whatever it's called.

Either way, public boob-grabbing/drunkeness is not a good thing when you're a franchise icon, at the team's home park, no less.

Yep, the Veteran's Committee meets every 3 years, and unfortunately, they meet in Bagwell's 10th year of eligibility (Jan 2020).  So the first time Bagwell can get in through the VC will be Jan 2023.  So we are likely at least 8 years away from Bagwell getting in.

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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2015, 01:07:01 pm »
He appears to have a thing for crazy women.  At least she was less crazy than the nutjob hand surgeon.

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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2015, 01:15:21 pm »
Never stick it in crazy.

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« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2015, 01:18:02 pm »
I had the impression that the current wife is perfectly ok.
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« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2015, 01:38:00 pm »
She was married to Dr Brown.  That alone is enough to question her sanity, that and her crack usage. 

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« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2015, 01:47:26 pm »
Never stick it in crazy.

Oh it's perfectly fine (and fun) to do, just never let them know where you live or work.  And preferably not your last name either.
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« Reply #24 on: July 23, 2015, 01:59:31 pm »
I had the impression that the current wife is perfectly ok.

She was smart enough to try to divorce, and ultimately outlive, Brown.
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« Reply #25 on: July 23, 2015, 05:18:18 pm »
She was smart enough to try to divorce, and ultimately outlive, Brown.
Smart enough to marry two multi-millionaires?
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« Reply #26 on: July 23, 2015, 05:33:24 pm »
Smart enough to marry two multi-millionaires?

Not sure if her smarts are the main attraction.

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« Reply #27 on: July 23, 2015, 05:36:49 pm »
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« Reply #28 on: July 27, 2015, 03:21:57 pm »
Bagwell has been schtupping the former Mrs. Brown since they were both married to their priors.  Bagwell is not at all cocktail adverse these days, and it's not like any of this is new behavior for him.