Author Topic: Darvish  (Read 1051 times)

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Darvish
« on: May 09, 2014, 09:48:05 pm »
Loses his perfecto on an Astro-esque pas de deux on a pop-up to RF. Now he has walked a couple, but he still has the no-hitter going in the top of the 8th.

Hopefully that's enough to jinx him.
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Re: Darvish
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 11:12:23 pm »
Loses his perfecto on an Astro-esque pas de deux on a pop-up to RF. Now he has walked a couple, but he still has the no-hitter going in the top of the 8th.

Hopefully that's enough to jinx him.

Please don't take this the wrong way, but, fuck Yu.
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Re: Darvish
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2014, 06:39:48 am »
Please don't take this the wrong way, but, fuck Yu.

Then he loses the nono in the nith. Fuck Yu indeed. But that guy can pitch. That wasn't a chopped liver lineup like the Astros run out there, that was a one hitter against the reigning world series champions.
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Re: Darvish
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2014, 11:58:36 am »
He should get two or three shots at the Astros this year so he will have excellent opportunities for a no hitter.
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