Author Topic: Cubfan finally gets a mascot  (Read 989 times)

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The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Cubfan finally gets a mascot
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 05:38:01 pm »
Dumbass cubs can't even get "Cabrera" right. 
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Re: Cubfan finally gets a mascot
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 05:44:01 pm »
Sorry your honor, I was, like a good cubfan, drunker'n shit when I posted that.  Plus with my hat backwards, the sun got in my eyes.  It also took a bad hop.
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: Cubfan finally gets a mascot
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 05:48:37 pm »
Sorry your honor, I was, like a good cubfan, drunker'n shit when I posted that.  Plus with my hat backwards, the sun got in my eyes.  It also took a bad hop.

Put your shirt back on before you get a sunburn. 
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Re: Cubfan finally gets a mascot
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2014, 10:07:23 am »
Put your shirt back on before you get a sunburn. 

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