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Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« on: September 27, 2013, 03:12:53 pm »
Your lineups for the final friday home game of the season:

Bronx Bombers

CFCurtis Granderson
3BEduardo Nunez
DHRobinson Cano
LFAlfonso Soriano
1BMark Reynolds
2BDavid Adams
RFZoilo Almonte
SSBrendan Ryan
CJ.R. Murphy
NY-A: Adam Warren (2-2, 3.63)

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SS Jonathan Villar
2B Jose Altuve
3B Matt Dominguez
DH Marc Krauss
1B Chris Carter
LF Trevor Crowe
RF L.J. Hoes
C Carlos Corporan
CF Brandon Barnes
HOU: Brett Oberholtzer (4-4, 2.71)
« Last Edit: September 27, 2013, 03:47:58 pm by Mr. Happy »
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2013, 03:15:37 pm »
Where were you Wednesday?  I blame you for that loss.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2013, 03:23:42 pm »
Where were you Wednesday?  I blame you for that loss.

It had to be my fault. Apologies.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2013, 07:17:17 pm »
Oberholtzer with a fine six pitch first frame, culminating with a good morning, good afternoon and goodnight strikeout of Mr. Jay Z. 0- Bottom 1
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2013, 07:19:27 pm »
Oberholtzer with a fine six pitch first frame, culminating with a good morning, good afternoon and goodnight strikeout of Mr. Jay Z. 0- Bottom 1

Maybe Cano wants to teach the Ynkees what it'll be like without him.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2013, 07:39:46 pm »
More Hoes.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2013, 07:50:48 pm »
Is Obie getting squeezed?
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2013, 07:54:34 pm »
Yeah, I think so, but it doesn't matter. He's Super Obie! 
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2013, 07:57:55 pm »
Is Obie getting squeezed?

I haven't really seen that.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2013, 07:58:13 pm »
More Barnes.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2013, 08:06:38 pm »
End of 3, 0-0.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2013, 08:14:02 pm »
Oberholtzie got squeezed on that ball four to Soreassiano.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2013, 08:16:11 pm »
Reynolds singles to score Cano.  One zip Yanks.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2013, 08:17:51 pm »
First game I've paid attention to in three weeks. I don't see me making it much longer. Two run double by Adams, 3 zip Yanks.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2013, 08:20:36 pm »
Primer mi carucha, chevy 39
Going to el monte legion stadium
Pick up on my weesa, she is so divine
Helps me stealing hubcaps, wasted all the time

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack
Everyone's talking, few of them know
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2013, 08:23:46 pm »
Primer mi carucha, chevy 39
Going to el monte legion stadium
Pick up on my weesa, she is so divine
Helps me stealing hubcaps, wasted all the time

Fuzzy dice, bongos in the back
My ship of love is ready to attack

That's better than the game. What is it?
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2013, 08:31:36 pm »
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
The vegetable will respond to you
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2013, 08:32:19 pm »
That's better than the game. What is it?

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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2013, 08:32:57 pm »
Call any vegetable
Call it by name
You gotta call one today
When you get off the train
Call any vegetable
And the chances are good
The vegetable will respond to you

Frank Zappa?
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2013, 08:33:43 pm »
I need to learn my Zappa.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2013, 08:36:21 pm »
He's one of my biggest influences.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2013, 08:36:59 pm »
Might not be a good thing.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2013, 08:39:28 pm »
He's one of my biggest influences.

The only thing I remember was when they broke into the Turtles song. I thought that was magic. I'm probably too simple for Zappa.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2013, 08:41:04 pm »
I lost my connection to the game. Think I'll check out something else.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2013, 08:45:47 pm »
I don't think you'll miss much.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2013, 09:07:57 pm »
I lost my connection to the game. Think I'll check out something else.

AFL grand final is on in a couple of hours, it is promising to be a pretty tough game.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2013, 09:44:23 pm »
Bottom 7, 3-2 Yankees.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2013, 09:52:10 pm »
The only thing I remember was when they broke into the Turtles song. I thought that was magic. I'm probably too simple for Zappa.

"Happy Together"?
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2013, 10:14:23 pm »
"Happy Together"?

Yep, the very one. Zappa had part of the turtles in his band, and had figured out what to feed turtles.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2013, 10:16:21 pm »
Don't the Yankees have a famous closer? Why isn't he pitching?
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2013, 10:21:05 pm »
Don't the Yankees have a famous closer? Why isn't he pitching?

They only use him when they feel threatened?
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2013, 10:29:24 pm »
I hate the fucking Yankees.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2013, 10:45:19 pm »
I hate the fucking Yankees.

I hear you, none of that phoney Mariner hate, Yankee hate is real revulsion and loathing for me.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2013, 11:22:53 pm »
Isn't there an implicit understanding within the world of baseball that the Houston Astros are sitting this one out?  No - sorry, teams in contention with the Yankees, Rangers, etc, - the Astros intentionally - unfortunately with the focus on these late games - had no intention of fielding a professional team, - this is an experiment.  Our fans are expected to undergo a prolonged observation of minor league philosophy so that later, at some undefined later, we intended to compete, in the meantime, the baseball organization in Houston is stepping back from the competition of professional baseball.  It is understood that devotees of Andy Pettite and Mariano Duncan (who may possibly be trimming the verge in the outfield of Orange Juice park simply so that he can be present in his last games,) will take this lack of competition into consideration.  We really aren't a competitive participant in major league baseball.  There has been no intention from the beginning that we would be.  The spotlight on these final games is unfortunate.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #34 on: September 28, 2013, 12:54:34 am »
No, there has never been any intention to field a competitive team this year. That is obvious. And now that it appears that the Astros are not receiving revenue from their broadcasts (and why should they, really, since literally no one is watching them?) this whole scheme is set to blow up in Crane's mug. How very unfortunate.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2013, 07:17:10 am »
Ladies and gentlemen, he is the Babe Ruth of recappers.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2013, 09:58:08 am »
"Holy shit, Mozart. Get me off this fucking thing."

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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2013, 11:51:22 am »
Masterful.
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Re: Yankmees @ Astros September 27, 2013
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2013, 03:18:51 pm »
Bravo, counselor!!!
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« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2013, 04:40:00 pm »
As always, outstanding.

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« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2013, 06:33:19 pm »
Thanks for the kind words!
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