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Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« on: August 05, 2013, 04:33:25 pm »
Your lineups:

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CFJacoby Ellsbury
RFShane Victorino
2BDustin Pedroia
DHDavid Ortiz
1BMike Napoli
LFJonny Gomes
CJarrod Saltalamacchia
SSStephen Drew
3BBrandon Snyder
BOS: John Lackey (7-8, 3.23)

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LF Robbie Grossman
CF Brandon Barnes
2B Jose Altuve
C Jason Castro
DH Chris Carter
1B Brett Wallace
3B Matt Dominguez
RF L.J. Hoes
SS Jonathan Villar
HOU: Brett Oberholtzer (1-0, 3.77)
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 07:22:30 pm »
0-0 at the end of 1.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 07:24:28 pm »
Now the red sox is a team I can feel real animosity towards.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 07:25:31 pm »
agree and damm wallace
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 07:44:11 pm »
Wallace with a double.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 07:46:23 pm »
inning over but lackey hurt - not sure to how hurt.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 07:47:54 pm »
He rolled his ankle pretty bad, made me wince a bit.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 08:01:45 pm »
lackey pitched the third.  gave up a single, villar stole second and third then stranded there.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2013, 08:09:41 pm »
Oberholtzer got away with a pitch to Ortiz.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2013, 08:17:05 pm »
Pedroia...what a penis.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2013, 08:28:57 pm »
well, 0-0 after 4

A-rod booed at his game against the white sox
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2013, 08:34:44 pm »
well, 0-0 after 4

A-rod booed at his game against the white sox

He probably doesn't give a shit what the rest of the world thinks.  If he did, I think he would have just accepted the ban and acted a little contrite.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2013, 08:36:17 pm »
Other than being a giant dick why did A-Rod receive a longer suspension than everyone else?
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2013, 08:36:25 pm »
agreed, he seems to love the attention.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2013, 08:37:09 pm »
I think it might have something to do with positive testing where some were not tested but showed up on the biogenesis list.
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« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2013, 08:40:17 pm »
It was because there is evidence he acted to hinder MLBs investigation of Biogenesis.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2013, 08:41:38 pm »
Little Jerome making things happen out there!
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #17 on: August 05, 2013, 08:45:50 pm »
Hoes scores!!

Don't they all?

1-0 Astros bottom 5.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #18 on: August 05, 2013, 08:48:33 pm »
5 steals for the homeboys tonight!
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #19 on: August 05, 2013, 08:48:49 pm »
5 stolen bases so far.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2013, 08:52:13 pm »
Barnes and Altuve both K with runners 2nd and 3rd. 1-0 Astros through 5.
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« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2013, 08:54:03 pm »
Barnes and Altuve both K with runners 2nd and 3rd. 1-0 Astros through 5.
Both firmly believed they could hit those pitches 3 feet outside.
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« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2013, 08:55:04 pm »
Both firmly believed they could hit those pitches 3 feet outside.

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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2013, 09:10:54 pm »
Oberholtzer gives up a 2-out infield hit and a walk to Papi but gets Napoli on a ground out to end top 6. Still 1-0 Astros.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2013, 09:14:37 pm »
I'm in Carter's support camp but lately he's been testing my belief.

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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2013, 09:14:59 pm »
Carter 0-3, 3K
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2013, 09:17:03 pm »
Wallace's K is the 10th for lackey
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« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2013, 09:30:14 pm »
Any of you actually seeing this game? I'm becoming fascinated with Oberholtzer. What's he got?

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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2013, 09:31:09 pm »
high fastball to get his 2nd k of the night.  i'm not a mlb scout, but the kid is pitching a good game. 
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« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2013, 09:31:37 pm »
he also stranded gomes at 3rd with one out.
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« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2013, 09:32:46 pm »
Sparks is pretty fired up. Sounds like this kid is pretty competitive, stepping up when he needs it.  

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« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2013, 09:33:23 pm »
Bo Porter was fired up in the dugout after that strike out.

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« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2013, 09:33:45 pm »
Any of you actually seeing this game? I'm becoming fascinated with Oberholtzer. What's he got?

He doesn't have any one pitch that will blow you away. But his pitches are good and when he's hitting his spots he's quite efficient.
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« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2013, 09:34:33 pm »
Hoes with his first 2b

Villar bunts, runners on the corners

lackey gone
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« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2013, 09:36:25 pm »
His change was pretty damn good last game.  It was pitch that made the others play up.

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« Reply #35 on: August 05, 2013, 09:37:07 pm »
Hoes looks like a pretty solid player. Why wasn't he getting any ABs in Baltimore?

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« Reply #36 on: August 05, 2013, 09:38:28 pm »
Maybe that Bourn trade wasn't so bad after all.

He's got a pretty mean change that he doesn't locate GREAT at least not tonight but it's effective. He does locate his fastball very well. It's not overpowering at all but that doesn't make any difference given his command. He's got a weird sweeping curve that acts oddly like his change. Basically he looks like a veteran out there tonight rather than a guy with, what, 20 innings?
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« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2013, 09:40:42 pm »
I'm thinking that tonight the bullpen is ready.  It's gwine to be great.
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« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2013, 09:43:08 pm »
Grossman's AB was one of the worst I have ever seen.
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« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2013, 09:44:01 pm »

hoes scores on the squeeze
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« Reply #40 on: August 05, 2013, 09:44:03 pm »
Villars sure seems to make things happen. Some of them seem good.
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« Reply #41 on: August 05, 2013, 09:44:09 pm »
Suicide squeeze!

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« Reply #42 on: August 05, 2013, 09:47:10 pm »
I'm thinking that tonight the bullpen is ready.  It's gwine to be great.


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« Reply #43 on: August 05, 2013, 09:48:00 pm »
Grossman's AB was one of the worst I have ever seen.

Worse than Carl Everett's masterpiece?
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« Reply #44 on: August 05, 2013, 09:48:21 pm »
Wesley is starting the relief.
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« Reply #45 on: August 05, 2013, 09:49:02 pm »
There is no way in hell.

C'mon Jacksonian, there's no way you can jinx this bullpen.  Might as well stake out a good result.
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« Reply #46 on: August 05, 2013, 09:49:23 pm »
Worse than Carl Everett's masterpiece?

Trubyesque.

I've been trying to make a squeezing Hoes joke but I honestly just don't have the heart for it.
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« Reply #47 on: August 05, 2013, 09:53:03 pm »
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« Reply #48 on: August 05, 2013, 09:54:11 pm »
Maybe that Bourn trade wasn't so bad after all.

He's got a pretty mean change that he doesn't locate GREAT at least not tonight but it's effective. He does locate his fastball very well. It's not overpowering at all but that doesn't make any difference given his command. He's got a weird sweeping curve that acts oddly like his change. Basically he looks like a veteran out there tonight rather than a guy with, what, 20 innings?

Luhnow has been talking him up for awhile.

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« Reply #49 on: August 05, 2013, 09:55:22 pm »
Hoes looks like a pretty solid player. Why wasn't he getting any ABs in Baltimore?

I thought the O's had just called him up before the trade?

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« Reply #50 on: August 05, 2013, 09:56:01 pm »
Old Faithful walks the lead off batter.
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« Reply #51 on: August 05, 2013, 09:56:23 pm »
C'mon Jacksonian, there's no way you can jinx this bullpen.  Might as well stake out a good result.

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« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2013, 09:57:01 pm »
I thought the O's had just called him up before the trade?

They did, but he had a career 4 ABs.  Three of them came the day before the trade.
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« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2013, 09:58:56 pm »
WW is dealing.
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« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2013, 09:59:58 pm »
They did, but he had a career 4 ABs.  Three of them came the day before the trade.

And he spent some time up last season.

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« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2013, 10:02:35 pm »
Fields.  I have great faith in Fields. 
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« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2013, 10:05:35 pm »
Sit down Napoli!

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« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2013, 10:05:55 pm »
Fields.  I have great faith in Fields. 
Totally warranted. No sweat.
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« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2013, 10:06:12 pm »
FIELDS IS THE MAN, MAN!
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« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2013, 10:06:30 pm »
Fields.  I have great faith in Fields. 

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« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2013, 10:08:44 pm »
Fields.  I have great faith in Fields. 

You damn right you do.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2013, 10:12:53 pm »
Jesus Carter.

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« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2013, 10:14:05 pm »
wtf, Wallace?

you had to make the third out?
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« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2013, 10:14:22 pm »
Jesus Carter.

He is so terrible it is awesome. That fucker would strike out in t-ball.
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« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2013, 10:14:49 pm »
wtf, Wallace?

you had to make the third out?

You're way ahead of me. I can't wait to see this.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2013, 10:15:09 pm »
Wallace caught stealing?  Well duh.  Now we get to find out who for sure is the closer.  I'm hoping it's Fields.
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« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2013, 10:16:13 pm »
Brett Wallace has one stolen base in his career. That's one more than I thought.

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« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2013, 10:16:52 pm »
gomes looks like a gnome
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2013, 10:17:28 pm »
He is so terrible it is awesome. That fucker would strike out in t-ball.

I was thinking that something needed to be said, this covers it.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2013, 10:18:35 pm »
K.  Fields.  This is great.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2013, 10:20:36 pm »
Fields isn't fucking around tonight.

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« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2013, 10:21:29 pm »
Another K, Fields.  That Yankee guy retires, Fields is there to take over.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2013, 10:23:56 pm »
4 ks to end the game.  great job by fields.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2013, 10:24:04 pm »
FIELDS!!!
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2013, 10:25:57 pm »
If I can erase the images of Carter at the plate, this might be the most enjoyable game I have seen this season.
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« Reply #75 on: August 05, 2013, 10:27:21 pm »
FIELDS DOMINATES.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #76 on: August 05, 2013, 10:28:29 pm »
Small added bonus, the result helps move the Rays a little closer to first place in the east.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #77 on: August 05, 2013, 10:29:31 pm »
Another K, Fields.  That Yankee guy retires, Fields is there to take over.
That Yankee guy better fuckin' watch his back with his little career Saves record and shit.
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Re: Red Sox @ Astros August 5, 2013
« Reply #78 on: August 05, 2013, 10:33:30 pm »
That Yankee guy better fuckin' watch his back with his little career Saves record and shit.

Pity we are no longer in the NL, I am sure he could lead all pichers in avg. HR and RBI as well.
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