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Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« on: July 09, 2013, 03:45:47 pm »
Your lineups for tonight's game, which uses NL rules:

Astros

2BJose Altuve
3BBrett Wallace
CJason Castro
RFJ.D. Martinez
1BCarlos Pena
LFMarc Krauss
CFBrandon Barnes
SSRonny Cedeno
PBud Norris
HOU: Bud Norris (6-7, 3.22)

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2B Chris Carpenter
RF Carlos Beltran
LF Matt Holliday
1B Allen Craig
C Yadier Molina
3B David Freese
SS Daniel Descalso
CF Jon Jay
P Adam Wainwright
STL: Adam Wainwright (11-5, 2.36)
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2013, 03:54:15 pm »
oh no the pitchers have to bat...imagine
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2013, 05:10:58 pm »
Ha. I spent a good minute or so wondering why Carter wasn't DHing. Nice to see Krauss and JD in there rather than Paredes.
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Re: Astros @ Terdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2013, 05:28:10 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 09, 2013, 05:10:58 pm
Ha. I spent a good minute or so wondering why Carter wasn't DHing. Nice to see Krauss and JD in there rather than Paredes.

Agreed about Paredes. Krauss is hitting like a guy who wants to stick around.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2013, 05:34:51 pm »
Why the hell is Chris Carpenter playing 2B?  Who are these awful people and what are these strange rules? 
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2013, 06:25:19 pm »
something called the nl..truly strange and foreign
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2013, 06:35:41 pm »
Wallace at 3rd.  Dominguez hasn't been hitting, but I assume this is to give him a rest?
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2013, 07:21:51 pm »
Fuck the Jakes!
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2013, 07:27:24 pm »
This isn't helping your trade value Bud.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2013, 07:40:31 pm »
gosh its just so good to hear fuck the jakes
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2013, 07:42:09 pm »
If you think I hate the Jakes any less now than I did in years past you are sadly mistaken.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2013, 07:47:06 pm »
Thanks for playing tonight, J.D.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2013, 07:55:54 pm »
Meanwhile down on the farm Springer just hit #2 on the day. 
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2013, 07:56:32 pm »
Springer has seen three pitches. Has two homers. One at least 430.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2013, 08:04:35 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 09, 2013, 07:56:32 pm
Springer has seen three pitches. Has two homers. One at least 430.

The man's bat is at least as quick as advertised.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2013, 08:11:41 pm »
Manny Ramirez > Wade LeBlanc
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2013, 08:19:42 pm »
Springer is slumping, he only got a triple last at bat.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2013, 08:25:54 pm »
Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on July 09, 2013, 08:19:42 pm
Springer is slumping, he only got a triple last at bat.

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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2013, 08:29:33 pm »
Just got back from a 12-2 whooping in softball; what'd I miss?
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2013, 08:33:25 pm »
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Leaving the easy parts of The Cycle.

Only if they pitch to him.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2013, 08:42:24 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 09, 2013, 08:29:33 pm
Just got back from a 12-2 whooping in softball; what'd I miss?

Nothing.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2013, 08:43:26 pm »
Quote from: NeilT on July 09, 2013, 08:42:24 pm
Nothing.

Bud Norris isn't pitching like he wants to go play for another team.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2013, 08:46:12 pm »
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2013, 09:17:23 pm »
Bush league hbp.
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« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2013, 09:19:01 pm »
For those with TV and still tuned in, did the hbp on Molina look like it was intentional?
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« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2013, 09:20:10 pm »
In no way was that intentional.  They've got some real sensitive people in that dugout. 
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2013, 09:22:04 pm »
Warnings all around, but these turds have to get hit to wipe their smug faces. They aren't the ones to sheriff
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2013, 09:32:03 pm »
Paredes with an incredible throw to nowhere
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2013, 09:38:42 pm »
God, please let Ronny Cedeno's toe injury be serious enough that he has to go on the DL.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2013, 10:08:22 pm »
9-1 now. Boy, what poor bastard has to write the recap for this shitfest? Oh yeah, me.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2013, 10:12:12 pm »
What in the fucking time-wasting fuck. Cardinals changing pitchers in the 9th inning, up 9 to fucking 1, after Choate pitches to one fucking batter and gives up an infield single. Serious-fucking-ly?
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2013, 10:22:46 pm »
Hallelujah. Elmore singles in a run. Boy, good thing the Cards brought in that new pitcher, he's walked 2 and allowed 2 runs across.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2013, 10:37:32 pm »
Time to watch some golazo by usa
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2013, 10:37:42 pm »
9 to 5 Cards the final. At least they put up something of a fight before going down.
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« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2013, 10:52:26 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 09, 2013, 10:08:22 pm
9-1 now. Boy, what poor bastard has to write the recap for this shitfest? Oh yeah, me.

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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #35 on: July 10, 2013, 09:11:47 am »
Quote from: Matt on July 09, 2013, 07:27:24 pm
This isn't helping your trade value Bud.

With Philly starting to get back into it and Cubs thinking about keeping Garza, all of a sudden Bud would be worth a ton. Unfortunately a start like last night doesn't help.
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« Reply #36 on: July 10, 2013, 01:21:56 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 09, 2013, 09:38:42 pm
God, please let Ronny Cedeno's toe injury be serious enough that he has to go on the DL.

Apparantly it won't matter soon:


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“I think we’re all curious to see how he fits into next year’s team,” Luhnow said. “And there’s really only one way to find out, and that’s to bring him up and let him play.”

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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2013, 03:52:11 pm »
That may be the best recap this year.
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Re: Astros @ Turdinals July 9, 2013
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2013, 04:03:29 pm »
Screw you.  I thought mine from Monday was great!
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« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2013, 05:06:03 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 10, 2013, 04:03:29 pm
Screw you.  I thought mine from Monday was great!

Yes, I've been enjoying all of yours.  If you can't think of something good to say, don't say anything at all.
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« Reply #43 on: July 11, 2013, 12:48:16 pm »
Damn, thanks guys.

Budgirl, I can say unequivocally that no one anywhere wrote a better recap of this Monday's Astros game than you.
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« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2013, 03:13:45 pm »
Quote from: Reuben on July 11, 2013, 12:48:16 pm
Damn, thanks guys.

Budgirl, I can say unequivocally that no one anywhere wrote a better recap of this Monday's Astros game than you.

Aww, you are making me blush.
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« Reply #45 on: July 11, 2013, 03:41:55 pm »
Quote from: BudGirl on July 11, 2013, 03:13:45 pm
Aww, you are making me blush.

That's a first.
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