Author Topic: Dying Kid in Houston Holding On Until Astros Develop Player Worth Meeting  (Read 1558 times)


Ebby Calvin

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The terminally ill child also revealed to reporters that a surprise visit two weeks ago from Astros outfielder Trevor Crowe “just left [him] downright depressed.”

“You know what, at this point I’d honestly take a meet-and-greet with a guy who can just hit a double,” said Kelvin. “Or maybe a player who can steal a base every once in a while. Or even just someone who isn’t sent back and forth from the minors every few months.”

“Am I being too unreasonable here?” Kelvin added. “Because I really don’t think I am.”

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adding that he spends most of his free time at the hospital constantly looking up Astros’ minor league prospects in search of players with any actual potential. “I’m not giving up though. I know that I have to do my best to stay strong and fight the disease for a few more seasons.”

We need him on the bus ride.
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Is that the same kid that bankrupt the Make A Wish Foundation by taking his one wish and using it to gain unlimited wishes, thus asking for an unlimited amount of gifts, visits, etc.?

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Is that the same kid that bankrupt the Make A Wish Foundation by taking his one wish and using it to gain unlimited wishes, thus asking for an unlimited amount of gifts, visits, etc.?

I hope so. That will accelerate the rebuilding process.
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I hope so. That will accelerate the rebuilding process.

Exactly!