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Astros at Brewers Preview Now Posted!
« on: July 30, 2012, 06:16:30 pm »
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Re: Astros at Brewers Preview Now Posted!
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2012, 07:38:55 pm »
Wow. This is fucking great, Mark!

Don't want to ruin it for everyone else by citing all the funny stuff.  I will say this - I think Coco Cordero is a case of the Lord taketh away, the Lord giveth.  God did me a tremendous favor and released me from much inner (and outer) turmoil by arranging the trade of Brandon "3-Run Dong In The 9th" Lyon to the Argonauts or whatever they're called up there in Hoser Land.

Then, just when I was starting to take my newly delivered happiness and peace of mind for granted, He sent us Coco Cordero. GODDAMN IT!!
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2012, 08:54:50 pm »
Fantastic.  Loved the injury report.
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2012, 11:24:22 am »
Great work, sir. The injury report was funny as heck. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the liquor store to prepare for the drinking game. If I'm not back on the site by Thursday, call Vlasic.
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Re: Astros at Brewers Preview Now Posted!
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2012, 11:27:34 am »
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Ryan Braun is out with blisters on his hand. That doesn’t even deserve a joke. What a pussy. He should be back soon, but will at least miss the first game.

If he keeps doing that, he'll go blind.
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Re: Astros at Brewers Preview Now Posted!
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2012, 11:43:05 am »
Great stuff, Mark!
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2012, 12:08:20 pm »
I feel like I might need to note that you really shouldn't play my drinking game unless your end goal is to die of liver failure.
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Re: Astros at Brewers Preview Now Posted!
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2012, 01:02:33 pm »
Quote from: MRaup on July 31, 2012, 12:08:20 pm
I feel like I might need to note that you really shouldn't play my drinking game unless your end goal is to die of liver failure.

I tried a similar game but it didn't work.
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Re: Astros at Brewers Preview Now Posted!
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2012, 03:48:23 pm »
fantastic preview. well done!
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