Author Topic: Padres @ Astros 06/28/12 (Read 19422 times)

Mr. Happy · « **on:** June 28, 2012, 04:14:04 pm »

Here's how the clubs match up in starting lineups for tonight's series finale, as surprise Dallas Keuchel goes for the series win against flame-throwing Andrew Cashner (note: tonight's lineup includes Scott Moore at 2B as Altuve sits again and again elevates Mr. Fake Bunt to the leadoff spot):

Padres

CFChris Denorfia
2BLogan Forsythe
3BChase Headley
LFCarlos Quentin
RFJesus Guzman
3BYonder Alonso
SSEverth Cabrera
CNick Hundley
PAndrew Cashner

Astros

CF Jordan Schafer
SS Jed Lowrie
1B Carlos Lee
RF Brian Bogusevic
3B Chris Johnson
C Jason Castro
LF J.D. Martinez
2B Scott Moore
P Dallas Keuchel

geezerdonk · « **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2012, 04:38:03 pm »

Cashner might fan 20.

Fredia · « **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2012, 06:19:09 pm »

interesting line up

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #3 on:** June 28, 2012, 06:57:25 pm »

Quote from: geezerdonk on June 28, 2012, 04:38:03 pm

Cashner might fan 20.

I haven't seen Cashner that much, but I don't recall any secondary pitch that was as devastating as Kerry Wood's pre-surgery slider. However, he may not have used it as a reliever. I've never seen him pitch as a starter, so it's conceivable that he has one.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:11:22 pm »

CJ makes a close to routine play exciting. He's really not very good over there.

BudGirl · « **Reply #5 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:13:16 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 07:11:22 pm

CJ makes a close to routine play exciting. He's really not very good over there.

and bogey has a nice play in rf

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #6 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:14:23 pm »

Keuchel is up early. Hopefully, he'll settle down a bit. He pitches around the Headley single. 0- Bottom 1

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #7 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:15:29 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 07:13:16 pm

and bogey has a nice play in rf

It was a nice play. He gets a good jump on most balls. He's such a good athlete that he runs like a gazelle.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #8 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:16:52 pm »

Schreefer didn't fake bunt. THAT'S REFRESHING.

Fredia · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:20:08 pm »

lee that looked wimpy wimpy wimpy

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:20:52 pm »

THAT WAS A DANDY CHANGEUP TO Lee to finish him off. 0-0 Top 2 God damn keyboard has a mind of its own!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:25:09 pm »

KEUCHEL BETTER GET DOWN QUICKLY. Or he's going to have problems, even with the Padres.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:30:56 pm »

Keuchel pitches around a single and a walk. 0-0 Bottom 2

Reuben · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:35:47 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 07:11:22 pm

CJ makes a close to routine play exciting. He's really not very good over there.

He hasn't made me forget Brooks Robinson yet, that's for sure.

BudGirl · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:37:37 pm »

Quote from: Reuben on June 28, 2012, 07:35:47 pm

He hasn't made me forget Brooks Robinson yet, that's for sure.

or Mike Lamb

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:38:14 pm »

Quote from: Reuben on June 28, 2012, 07:35:47 pm

He hasn't made me forget Brooks Robinson yet, that's for sure.

Brooksie? CJ is almost as bad as Clank.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:41:21 pm »

0-0 Top 3 Through two, I haven't seen a good secondary pitch from Cashner except for the 3-2 changeup to Lee, but he may be saving it for the second time through the order.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:43:16 pm »

Footer is Patty Smith's fan of the game. Fitting!

BudGirl · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:44:37 pm »

uh-oh

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:45:42 pm »

KEUCHEL STILL UP AND IT JUST COST HIM. Bomb to Headley. 1-0

Ron Brand · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:47:39 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 07:45:42 pm

KEUCHEL STILL UP AND IT JUST COST HIM. Bomb to Headley. 1-0

That's Hedy!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:48:23 pm »

Keuchel is not finishing, and that's going to be a problem if not corrected soon.

jbm · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:48:30 pm »

He will need to find a pitch to get inside on righties. His fastball probably won't work for that. Cutter maybe.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:49:05 pm »

1-0 Bottom 3

Ron Brand · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:49:11 pm »

I am ready for James Shields to man up and start pitching like the badass he is.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:49:53 pm »

And tonight, I have a mute button. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:51:17 pm »

Quote from: jbm on June 28, 2012, 07:48:30 pm

He will need to find a pitch to get inside on righties. His fastball probably won't work for that. Cutter maybe.

I agree. You can't live out there all the time or hitters will start cheating. He needs to get in some kitchens and break some bats.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:52:40 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 07:49:11 pm

I am ready for James Shields to man up and start pitching like the badass he is.

HEY, RA is lights out for you already. What more do you want?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:54:29 pm »

A fake bunt by Schreefer! On the first offering, no less!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:55:52 pm »

99 past Scheefer. 1-0 Top 4

Ron Brand · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:55:57 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 07:52:40 pm

HEY, RA is lights out for you already. What more do you want?

I want it all.

BudGirl · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:56:15 pm »

well, at least it won't be a perfect game since he's already given up a walk.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:56:38 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 07:55:57 pm

I want it all.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:56:44 pm »

This Cashner guy...he seems to be fairly good.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2012, 07:59:30 pm »

Keuchel still up. No command yet.

Col. Sphinx Drummond · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:00:59 pm »

The DoRay innings.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:02:07 pm »

Quote from: Sphinx Drummond on June 28, 2012, 08:00:59 pm

The DoRay innings.

It is a landscape of suck, my friend. It will end though.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #37 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:02:18 pm »

Keuchel with an inning that he needed. 1-0 Bottom 4

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #38 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:03:36 pm »

I'm pleased to say that I've never had to personally suffer DoRay, but I live vicariously through you guys.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #39 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:06:21 pm »

Come on, Blue. If you're going to give Cashner that high strike, it's going to be a long night for us.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #40 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:07:02 pm »

He's got a really easy motion for a guy who throws 98.

BudGirl · « **Reply #41 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:08:35 pm »

So, I know this is a small sample size and this Cashner kid looks pretty good. What could the cubs have possibly needed to have traded this arm?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #42 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:08:39 pm »

Mutetastic.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #43 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:08:49 pm »

I just saw a curve ball/slider from Cashner, but it wasn't a good one, so we'll see more of that the second time through. 1-0 Top 5

Ron Brand · « **Reply #44 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:09:06 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 08:08:35 pm

So, I know this is a small sample size and this Cashner kid looks pretty good. What could the cubs have possibly needed to have traded this arm?

They needed to continue to suck.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:10:04 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 08:08:35 pm

So, I know this is a small sample size and this Cashner kid looks pretty good. What could the cubs have possibly needed to have traded this arm?

An every day playing power hitter?

BudGirl · « **Reply #46 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:11:16 pm »

astros are getting some nice calls.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #47 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:11:51 pm »

Wait. I almost forgot that I've got the recap tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #48 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:12:50 pm »

Nice play Lowrie!

BudGirl · « **Reply #49 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:13:19 pm »

very nice play by jed

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #50 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:13:25 pm »

Lowrie with a nice play to nip Denorfia.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #51 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:13:31 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 08:11:51 pm

Wait. I almost forgot that I've got the recap tonight.

Dont be phoning that shit in, either. Or doing it in all caps.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #52 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:14:31 pm »

Keuchel is in danger of giving me hope.

BudGirl · « **Reply #53 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:15:19 pm »

Dallas is getting some decent glove work tonight.

And I like the fact that the Padres hitters hustle down the line. They make most plays close.

pots · « **Reply #54 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:15:25 pm »

Wow, so this Cashner guy has no hit the Astros through 4

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #55 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:15:39 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 08:13:31 pm

Dont be phoning that shit in, either. Or doing it in all caps.

Yessir. But I need some material-can't make chicken out of chickenshit. I do not want to report on a no-hitter.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #56 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:16:58 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 08:15:19 pm

Dallas is getting some decent glove work tonight.

And I like the fact that the Padres hitters hustle down the line. They make most plays close.

+1 Old time baseball. I like it.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #57 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:17:21 pm »

A Brad Ausmus reset.

BudGirl · « **Reply #58 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:17:52 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 08:17:21 pm

A Brad Ausmus reset.

always improves a game

BudGirl · « **Reply #59 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:19:06 pm »

that catch doesn't bode well for the astros.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #60 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:20:13 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 08:19:06 pm

that catch doesn't bode well for the astros.

DOOMED.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #61 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:20:31 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 08:17:52 pm

always improves a game

I'm sure it does. I was impressed with that 99 mph piece of cheese on the outside corner at the knees to finish off CJ.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #62 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:20:53 pm »

Humberto Quintero look-alike contest. Good stuff.

Fredia · « **Reply #63 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:21:11 pm »

NONONONONONONo

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #64 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:21:51 pm »

1-0 Top 6. Another pitcher's duel. Gotta love it.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #65 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:21:56 pm »

If he's really tamed his wildness, Cashner is gonna be a monster.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #66 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:23:02 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 08:20:53 pm

Humberto Quintero look-alike contest. Good stuff.

Deshaies is a national treasure.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #67 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:24:20 pm »

Jed Lowrie is a badass.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #68 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:25:15 pm »

Nice work from Lowrie in the field tonight.

juliogotay · « **Reply #69 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:25:37 pm »

Lowrie has an unusual throwing style.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #70 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:26:35 pm »

Come on, Keuchel.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #71 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:27:52 pm »

Lowrie almost looks like he is nonchalanting throws opver to 1B, but he always seems to get his man.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #72 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:29:24 pm »

COME ON, Keuchel. Don't walk the sacks full.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #73 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:30:40 pm »

Dammit.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #74 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:30:48 pm »

Fuck.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #75 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:31:22 pm »

It's about time, Red Ass.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #76 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:32:46 pm »

Better get someone up.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #77 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:35:53 pm »

"I'm Brad Mills, for Mylanta."

Fredia · « **Reply #78 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:38:12 pm »

millsy has not been looking to well lately
wonder if he has a sore butt from it being chewed on

Ron Brand · « **Reply #79 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:38:16 pm »

Dallas Keuchel's colon could produce diamonds.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #80 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:38:49 pm »

Another fucking full count. Shitfuck.

pots · « **Reply #81 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:39:07 pm »

Probably all for Keuchel. Good job without his best stuff.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #82 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:39:35 pm »

I bet Keuchel lost five pounds that inning.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #83 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:40:29 pm »

Gutsy pitching from Keuchel. Only one earnie and four hits without command. Cool customer.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #84 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:44:34 pm »

For the love of goodness, JUST HIT THE FRIGGIN' BALL!!!

Lefty · « **Reply #85 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:46:56 pm »

So I turn on the game and this kid from TCU is pitching a no hitter?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #86 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:47:03 pm »

Bixler pinch hits for Keuchel and takes a called third strike.

Lefty · « **Reply #87 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:48:13 pm »

BUNT Schafer, they'll never see it coming!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #88 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:48:30 pm »

This is getting serious. 1-0 Top 7

Ron Brand · « **Reply #89 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:49:02 pm »

Quote from: Lefty on June 28, 2012, 08:46:56 pm

So I turn on the game and this kid from TCU is pitching a no hitter?

Andrew Cashner is pitching a dominating no-hitter tonight.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #90 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:50:13 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 08:21:56 pm

If he's really tamed his wildness, Cashner is gonna be a monster.

Yep. And he's not shown command of that hard slider tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #91 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:51:04 pm »

Tuck that jewelry in, Rhiner.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #92 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:51:23 pm »

This might be Rhiner's last chance to stay.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #93 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:53:55 pm »

He sure throws hard, but you'd better be light on your feet in the box against him.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #94 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:54:46 pm »

Fuck, Rhiner. Don't kill someone tonight.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #95 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:55:37 pm »

What the fuck was that?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #96 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:56:07 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 08:53:55 pm

He sure throws hard, but you'd better be light on your feet in the box against him.

Yep. Don't get comfortable. Clank II with his eleventh error. Fuck.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #97 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:58:04 pm »

Ahhh, the mute button. It is a good thing.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #98 on:** June 28, 2012, 08:59:29 pm »

I still suffer through the spots.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #99 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:01:18 pm »

That was a power pitch on the 3-1 to get Lowrie.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #100 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:02:31 pm »

82 pitches for Cashner.

remy · « **Reply #101 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:02:40 pm »

Ka-spoiled.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #102 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:02:46 pm »

And Lee breaks up the nono.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #103 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:02:52 pm »

He looks like he's tiring.

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #104 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:03:33 pm »

THANK GOODNESS!!!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #105 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:04:13 pm »

We can get to Cashner in this inning if we're smart.

BudGirl · « **Reply #106 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:04:58 pm »

Oh no!! Bogusevic's batting.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #107 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:05:12 pm »

Last batter if he doesn't get the out.

BudGirl · « **Reply #108 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:05:55 pm »

how much did cashner get stretched out in AA?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #109 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:06:51 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 09:05:55 pm

how much did cashner get stretched out in AA?

Three starts, i think.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #110 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:07:59 pm »

Bogey!

BudGirl · « **Reply #111 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:05 pm »

holy freaking shit

austro · « **Reply #112 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:17 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 09:04:58 pm

Oh no!! Bogusevic's batting.

The Most Interesting Right Fielder in the World!!!!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #113 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:24 pm »

Bogusevic really battling. And home run!

pots · « **Reply #114 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:30 pm »

Bogey!! 10th pitch of the at bat

moriartp · « **Reply #115 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:44 pm »

I turned on the game just before Lee's hit and Bogey's homer. You're all welcome.

BudGirl · « **Reply #116 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:45 pm »

and he got all of that. you knew it was gone!!!

10 pitches.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #117 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:08:55 pm »

He hit that one a loooooong way.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #118 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:09:37 pm »

Cashner was impressive as hell.

remy · « **Reply #119 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:09:43 pm »

Bogie to Cashner:

Better luck next time.

BudGirl · « **Reply #120 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:09:54 pm »

another great game that no one went to see.

BudGirl · « **Reply #121 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:11:02 pm »

if this score holds, the astros could win another game on 2 hits. what kind of crazy would that be?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #122 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:11:27 pm »

Au contraire, BG. Some 19,000 souls are there.

BudGirl · « **Reply #123 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:11:54 pm »

i didn't sell my stock.

BudGirl · « **Reply #124 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:12:17 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 09:11:27 pm

Au contraire, BG. Some 19,000 souls are there.

sold or seated?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #125 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:13:06 pm »

Quite a change in Gregerson. 89 mph heater.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #126 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:13:38 pm »

Sit the fuck down, CJ.

BudGirl · « **Reply #127 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:13:48 pm »

CJ needs to shut up and play.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #128 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:14:20 pm »

Cousins strike zone is high and wide tonight.

BudGirl · « **Reply #129 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:15:34 pm »

how was that interference?

moriartp · « **Reply #130 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:15:53 pm »

Anyone see what Castro got called for there?

OregonStrosFan · « **Reply #131 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:16:03 pm »

I know I'm a bit late on this, but fantastic AB from Bogusevic there!

pots · « **Reply #132 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:16:13 pm »

Milo and DoRay are totally lost. What happened?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #133 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:16:28 pm »

Quote from: moriartp on June 28, 2012, 09:08:44 pm

I turned on the game just before Lee's hit and Bogey's homer. You're all welcome.

Thank you.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #134 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:16:57 pm »

That was a horseshit call.

BudGirl · « **Reply #135 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:17:37 pm »

Quote from: pots on June 28, 2012, 09:16:13 pm

Milo and DoRay are totally lost. What happened?

ball caught on the fly. never hit the ground.

BudGirl · « **Reply #136 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:17:53 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 09:16:57 pm

That was a horseshit call.

no, it wasn't.

moriartp · « **Reply #137 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:18:10 pm »

Hah! Good call there, I guess. Crazy play.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #138 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:19:02 pm »

I missed it, I was medicating the hound.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #139 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:19:55 pm »

Carlos Quentin has a little bit of the hot dog in him too.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #140 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:20:41 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 09:17:53 pm

no, it wasn't.

AGREED> HAD IT BEEN INTERFERENCE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HORSESHIT

BudGirl · « **Reply #141 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:21:41 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 09:20:41 pm

AGREED> HAD IT BEEN INTERFERENCE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HORSESHIT

AGCUR

Ron Brand · « **Reply #142 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:23:22 pm »

Nice update on your avatar, BG.

BudGirl · « **Reply #143 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:24:25 pm »

I did that a while back. Glad to see someone finally noticed.

chuck · « **Reply #144 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:25:30 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 09:20:41 pm

AGREED> HAD IT BEEN INTERFERENCE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HORSESHIT

SPEAK UP, HAP, I CAN BARELY HEAR YA.

Reuben · « **Reply #145 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:29:07 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 09:16:28 pm

Thank you.

I left to go for a walk and check the groundhog trap right before the Astros batted in the 7th. You're welcome.

pots · « **Reply #146 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:32:00 pm »

And Clark saves a run!

juliogotay · « **Reply #147 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:32:43 pm »

Ding!

remy · « **Reply #148 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:32:58 pm »

Clark just joined the sopranos.

moriartp · « **Reply #149 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:33:03 pm »

Quote from: pots on June 28, 2012, 09:32:00 pm

And Clark saves a run!

Really took one for the team there.

...er... the other team

Also, hey, another run!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #150 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:33:45 pm »

This fucking keyboard is driving me apeshit. But we score a much needed insurance run.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #151 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:34:10 pm »

Quote from: chuck on June 28, 2012, 09:25:30 pm

SPEAK UP, HAP, I CAN BARELY HEAR YA.

TELL YOUR KEYBOARD TO STOP SCREAMING AT ME!

(Just messing with you, Happy)

austro · « **Reply #152 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:34:21 pm »

I was out watching the space station pass over. How'd we get the third run?

Ron Brand · « **Reply #153 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:35:26 pm »

Randy Hundley would've blocked that one.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #154 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:35:43 pm »

Downs is for shit this year as a pinch hitter.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #155 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:37:03 pm »

Come on, Schreefer. Surprise me and get get a hit.

BudGirl · « **Reply #156 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:37:36 pm »

a baseball hit.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #157 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:43:04 pm »

Rimshot.

chuck · « **Reply #158 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:46:28 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 28, 2012, 09:34:21 pm

I was out watching the space station pass over. How'd we get the third run?

Scotty Moore (taking a break from touring and recording with Elvis) singled and JD went first to third. He would have advanced home on an errant throw to third but for some inexplicable reason Clark was kneeling in the direct path of the ball and got dinged in the jimmies, knocking him over like a duckpin. The next pitch was a wild low and away slider that Hundley couldn't handle and JD trotted home.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #159 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:47:12 pm »

Fuck, Myers. Don't make we sweat.

strosrays · « **Reply #160 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:47:56 pm »

Quote from: Ron Brand on June 28, 2012, 09:35:26 pm

~~Randy~~ Todd Hundley would've ~~blocked~~ drained that one.

Fixed

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #161 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:48:36 pm »

Big hitter up in Kotsay.

remy · « **Reply #162 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:49:54 pm »

Quote from: Mr. Happy on June 28, 2012, 09:47:12 pm

Fuck, Myers. Don't make we sweat.

Brett wants your sweat.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #163 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:50:41 pm »

Well, fuck. Come on, Myers, for crying out loud. It's the fucking Padres.

austro · « **Reply #164 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:51:45 pm »

I have zero confidence in Myers right now.

Throw CJ in there, and nothing's going to come easy.

pots · « **Reply #165 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:51:49 pm »

Clank!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #166 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:51:57 pm »

Fuck. He is Clank II.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #167 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:52:01 pm »

Shit CJ.

moriartp · « **Reply #168 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:52:57 pm »

Good job, CJ, way to get your body in front of it! Oh, right. This isn't fucking hockey.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #169 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:54:10 pm »

Quote from: remy on June 28, 2012, 09:49:54 pm

Brett wants your sweat.

Sweat? He's asking for blood.

austro · « **Reply #170 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:55:11 pm »

Stupid fuckers.

moriartp · « **Reply #171 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:55:15 pm »

grumblefuck

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #172 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:55:27 pm »

Get him the fuck out of there.

remy · « **Reply #173 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:55:43 pm »

Shitfuck.

BudGirl · « **Reply #174 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:55:44 pm »

fuck

my phone starts fucking up.
the astros give up the lead
i can't find the freaking ringtones to try and fix it.

i need to turn this game off and start drinking.

austro · « **Reply #175 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:55:56 pm »

Maybe they'll get to play 15 innings before leaving for tomorrow's 1pm game in Chicago.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #176 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:57:23 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 09:55:44 pm

start drinking.

I think I found your problem.

Ron Brand · « **Reply #177 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:58:13 pm »

Holy fucking shit.

moriartp · « **Reply #178 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:58:32 pm »

Okay, we'll just put Myers in to protect your lead aaaaaaaaand it's gone.

BudGirl · « **Reply #179 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:58:38 pm »

asshole

Ron Brand · « **Reply #180 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:58:41 pm »

Don't have to worry about that 15 inning shit now.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #181 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:58:46 pm »

Well, fuck me. I told Millsie to get him the fuck out of there.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #182 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:58:53 pm »

Motherfucking shit.

pots · « **Reply #183 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:59:03 pm »

Well, Myers is less likely to be traded

chuck · « **Reply #184 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:59:06 pm »

What a fucking idiot.

austro · « **Reply #185 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:59:39 pm »

I'll bet that plane ride will be fun now.

Savage · « **Reply #186 on:** June 28, 2012, 09:59:59 pm »

My father is visiting. He just stomped up to bed grumbling "the assholes did it again".

remy · « **Reply #187 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:00:10 pm »

Night folks.

Ebby Calvin · « **Reply #188 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:00:29 pm »

Quote from: austro on June 28, 2012, 09:59:39 pm

I'll bet that plane ride will be fun now.

I hope CJ gets to sit next to Brocail.

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #189 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:00:44 pm »

Austro is right. Whoever gets to sit next to Myers on the pane tonight is going to have a lot of fun.

BudGirl · « **Reply #190 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:00:57 pm »

myers and wandy have pitched so shitty of late, they no longer have any trade value.

moriartp · « **Reply #191 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:01:42 pm »

Quote from: remy on June 28, 2012, 10:00:10 pm

Night folks.

But it's only 10 o'clock! We're only a third of the way through the game! #nextyearproblems

BudGirl · « **Reply #192 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:01:59 pm »

cj caught one.

Reuben · « **Reply #193 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:03:26 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 10:00:57 pm

myers and wandy have pitched so shitty of late, they no longer have any trade value.

Wandy might still.

What the hell is wrong with Myers?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #194 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:04:11 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 10:01:59 pm

cj caught one.

Surprise! Surprise!

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #195 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:05:44 pm »

It's my fault because I had my recap featuring the Bogusevic bomb all ready to go. Fuck. I may still turn that one in to see who reads it.

Lefty · « **Reply #196 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:05:46 pm »

Quote from: moriartp on June 28, 2012, 09:58:32 pm

Okay, we'll just put Myers in to protect your lead aaaaaaaaand it's gone.

I'm just as concerned about him protecting his trade value. What a fucking implosion.

BudGirl · « **Reply #197 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:09:10 pm »

game over.

what a letdown.

Reuben · « **Reply #198 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:11:13 pm »

Seriously. What is wrong with Myers? Seemed like he threw a few good curves, but mostly it was the fastball, which was 91-93. Just shitty control/location?

Mr. Happy · « **Reply #199 on:** June 28, 2012, 10:11:39 pm »

Quote from: BudGirl on June 28, 2012, 10:09:10 pm

game over.

what a letdown.

Can I quote you in the recap?