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9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« on: September 27, 2011, 07:13:04 pm »
News flash, Jakes: Bogusevic has a cannon.

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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2011, 07:13:39 pm »
News flash, Jakes: Bogusevic has a cannon.
Dammit! Ten seconds.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2011, 07:14:47 pm »
Dammit! Ten seconds.

Well I was going to offer to delete mine... but now that you've replied in this one, you've gotta go delete yours!

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2011, 07:17:14 pm »
Bogusevic has to be the favorite for RF going into next season.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2011, 07:19:04 pm »
Well I was going to offer to delete mine... but now that you've replied in this one, you've gotta go delete yours!
Yours started first, but I think maybe we should leave the other one, to emphasize just how damn good that play was.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2011, 07:19:37 pm »
That was as good a throw as you're ever going to see. On the replay from the first base side you could see how the throw didn't lose any steam as it passed first base: it just kept on steaming to the plate. Freese isn't slow, and they still beat him fairly handily.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2011, 07:22:31 pm »
I knew the Jakes had no chance at that.

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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2011, 07:22:46 pm »
That was as good a throw as you're ever going to see. On the replay from the first base side you could see how the throw didn't lose any steam as it passed first base: it just kept on steaming to the plate. Freese isn't slow, and they still beat him fairly handily.

I agree. That was a laser seed.
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2011, 07:26:03 pm »
Lee was lucky that Westbrook couldn't find the plate with his free pitch.
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2011, 07:29:29 pm »
I really like Parades and his ceiling.
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2011, 07:31:40 pm »
Shattuck. We load the sacks and Romeo Clown is Sr the dish.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2011, 07:31:51 pm »
Station to station ain't good with Towles up next.

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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2011, 07:33:25 pm »
News flash, Jakes: Bogusevic has a cannon.

News flash, Jakes: Berkman not so much.

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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2011, 07:36:00 pm »
Twinkie knew that he had no play at the plate, so he tried to catch a runner sleeping, but the dumbass wasn't there.
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2011, 07:38:06 pm »
Sosa must get working on a  changeup if he wants to be a starter long term.
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2011, 07:38:28 pm »
So I see the headline Cooper to Manage White Sox and I'm like, What the FUCK?
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2011, 07:39:04 pm »
Sosa must get working on a  changeup if he wants to be a starter long term.

Nah, his sweet Abraham Lincoln beard will suffice.

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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2011, 07:39:26 pm »
So I see the headline Cooper to Manage White Sox and I'm like, What the FUCK?

Wait, THAT Cooper?

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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2011, 07:40:48 pm »
So I see the headline Cooper to Manage White Sox and I'm like, What the FUCK?

Coop is just what they need. Not.
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« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2011, 07:43:05 pm »
Had to come in on 2-0 with a four seamer that Jay toasted, but to no avail. Tough shit, Jake's. Fuck you.
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« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2011, 07:45:30 pm »
Come on, Altuve. Show a little plate discipline.
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« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2011, 07:46:37 pm »
Bogie!
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« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2011, 07:47:52 pm »
Wait, THAT Cooper?

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« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2011, 07:48:26 pm »
Come on, Walrus! Make him pay.
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« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2011, 07:49:26 pm »
Nosir, the Sox's pitching coach.

Speaking of pitching coaches, what ever happened to Dick Pole?

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« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2011, 07:49:46 pm »
Yeah. Let's throw them another shitburger!
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« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2011, 07:50:40 pm »
Holliday is out of the game now too.

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« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2011, 07:51:16 pm »
Suck it, Jake.
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« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2011, 07:51:18 pm »
I really, really like Paredes.

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« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2011, 07:51:28 pm »
Paredes!
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« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2011, 07:51:38 pm »
Holliday is out of the game now too.

This is a positive development.
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« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2011, 07:52:00 pm »
hahaha and there goes Westbrook!

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« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2011, 07:52:09 pm »
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2011, 07:52:25 pm »
Phils 6, Atlanta nada in the sixth.
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« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2011, 07:52:34 pm »
Percedes!!!  Suck it Jakes.

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« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2011, 07:52:45 pm »
FUCK....THE....JAKES!!!!!
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« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2011, 07:54:19 pm »
Phils 6, Atlanta nada in the sixth.

I'm getting sick and tired of carrying those fucks.
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« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2011, 07:54:34 pm »
Let's pour it on. The Braves are probably breathing a sigh of relief since they're getting the shit kicked out of them.
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« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2011, 07:55:24 pm »
I'm getting sick and tired of carrying those fucks.

A last little tip o' the cap to SBB.
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« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2011, 07:55:34 pm »
Paredes > Johnson. 

Also, "Paredes" autocorrects to "Laxatives".
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« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2011, 07:56:49 pm »
Come on, Barmes! Let's get this run home!
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« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2011, 07:57:44 pm »
I'm getting sick and tired of carrying those fucks.

Look at it this way: how much worse is it for the Jakes to see the Braves losing, while they are getting pounded by the worst team in baseball by a clear margin. 
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« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2011, 07:58:07 pm »
Look at it this way: how much worse is it for the Jakes to see the Braves losing, while they are getting pounded by the worst team in baseball by a clear margin. 

The cherry on top.

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« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2011, 07:58:26 pm »
Look at it this way: how much worse is it for the Jakes to see the Braves losing, while they are getting pounded by the worst team in baseball by a clear margin. 

True. So close yet so far, Jake. Suck it some more.
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« Reply #44 on: September 27, 2011, 07:59:01 pm »
Shattuck. With no Melancon tonight, we may have needed that run.
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« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2011, 08:00:09 pm »
Paredes!

That was a really pretty swing by Paredes.
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« Reply #46 on: September 27, 2011, 08:01:13 pm »
Long game to go and Sosa tends to blow up after about 5 innings. Let's not get cocky.

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« Reply #47 on: September 27, 2011, 08:05:42 pm »
Come on, Sosa. Bow your neck! Fuck you, Pupils! Ponche!
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« Reply #48 on: September 27, 2011, 08:07:32 pm »
Come on, Sosa. Bow your neck! Fuck you, Pupils! Ponche!

I fucking hate autocorrect.
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« Reply #49 on: September 27, 2011, 08:09:10 pm »
I may have more lateral mobility than Towles.
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« Reply #50 on: September 27, 2011, 08:09:36 pm »
Fuck, Rodeo Clown. You have to block that one.
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« Reply #51 on: September 27, 2011, 08:09:39 pm »
Fuck you, Pupils!

I'm not sure I have ever seen or heard this sequence of words yet they seem so natural.

Towles is so bad it is painful.
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« Reply #52 on: September 27, 2011, 08:09:58 pm »
Fucking Towles. Button it up, Rodeo Clown.
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« Reply #53 on: September 27, 2011, 08:11:25 pm »
I'm not sure I have ever seen or heard this sequence of words yet they seem so natural.

Towles is so bad it is painful.

Towels is horrible. Surely, he won't be back next seaon.
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« Reply #54 on: September 27, 2011, 08:13:30 pm »
Now the Jakes show Bogie some respect.
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« Reply #55 on: September 27, 2011, 08:13:43 pm »
Sosa has lost the strikezone.

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« Reply #56 on: September 27, 2011, 08:14:56 pm »
Sosa is done tonight.
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« Reply #57 on: September 27, 2011, 08:15:20 pm »
Well, that sucked.
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« Reply #58 on: September 27, 2011, 08:15:22 pm »
Sosa is out, Q is in. Win-win.
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« Reply #59 on: September 27, 2011, 08:16:42 pm »
Q is in. I hope that it wasn't just a double switch and was a rebuke of Rodeo Clown.
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« Reply #60 on: September 27, 2011, 08:23:27 pm »
That duck we left at 3B may prove to be telling.
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« Reply #61 on: September 27, 2011, 08:24:44 pm »
Phils are up by a touchdown.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #62 on: September 27, 2011, 08:25:34 pm »
Phils are up by a touchdown.

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« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2011, 08:26:44 pm »
Your 2011 Astros
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2011, 08:26:51 pm »
Fuck Carpenter. Throw strikes. Slapdickery in the field.
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« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2011, 08:28:00 pm »
Mother fucker.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2011, 08:28:43 pm »
Carpenter needs to work on getting some movement with a two seamer. He's starting to remind me of Fulchino.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2011, 08:30:07 pm »
Carpenter needs to work on getting some movement with a two seamer. He's starting to remind me of Fulchino.

It's not like Mills is keeping the good china in the cupboard either. Fuck.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2011, 08:31:03 pm »
Good lord, what a hellish inning. At least Towles is gone. Why the hell has he been playing so much, anyway? They trying to "showcase" him for a trade? Get two bags of balls instead of one, maybe?
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #69 on: September 27, 2011, 08:32:41 pm »
Patti Smith had a hilarious interview with an elderly black man, who was barely able able to speak.
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« Reply #70 on: September 27, 2011, 08:33:09 pm »
Nice pick by Tal there.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #71 on: September 27, 2011, 08:33:21 pm »
Good lord, what a hellish inning. At least Towles is gone. Why the hell has he been playing so much, anyway? They trying to "showcase" him for a trade? Get two bags of balls instead of one, maybe?

Q is banged up and Corporan's kid is sick.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #72 on: September 27, 2011, 08:37:31 pm »
Q is banged up and Corporan's kid is sick.
Hmmm.... time for Matt Downs' debut at catcher, perhaps.
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« Reply #73 on: September 27, 2011, 08:38:05 pm »
Hmmm.... time for Matt Downs' debut at catcher, perhaps.

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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #74 on: September 27, 2011, 08:41:15 pm »
I fucking hate Lance Berkman.

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« Reply #75 on: September 27, 2011, 08:41:24 pm »
Patti Smith had a hilarious interview with an elderly black man, who was barely able able to speak.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #76 on: September 27, 2011, 08:45:47 pm »
Also, "Paredes" autocorrects to "Laxatives".

He gets us the runs.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2011, 08:47:34 pm »
Come on, Bogie!
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2011, 08:49:27 pm »
I couldn't handle listening to Drayton so I stepped out onto my balcony and took a piss. There are bats flying around below in the banana trees, the fruit bats like the pods the trees produce as they bear fruit and the insect bats like the bugs that are attracted by the lights I have handsomely illuminating the trees. In one of those weird synaptic games of Chinese Checkers I suddenly found the Ramones' Beat on the Brat running through my mind.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #79 on: September 27, 2011, 08:51:05 pm »
Two on with no outs. Let's go, Walrus.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #80 on: September 27, 2011, 08:52:26 pm »
Walrus hitting .189 with RISP.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #81 on: September 27, 2011, 08:53:02 pm »
He gets us the runs.

I'll admit to not being as scatalogically inclined as many of you but fuck me, that should have been obvious. Nice work.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #82 on: September 27, 2011, 08:53:47 pm »
Were they seriously trying to get Wallace to bunt?

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« Reply #83 on: September 27, 2011, 08:54:42 pm »
Were they seriously trying to get Wallace to bunt?

I think Millsie is just fucking with everyone at this point.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #84 on: September 27, 2011, 08:56:06 pm »
I couldn't handle listening to Drayton so I stepped out onto my balcony and took a piss. There are bats flying around below in the banana trees, the fruit bats like the pods the trees produce as they bear fruit and the insect bats like the bugs that are attracted by the lights I have handsomely illuminating the trees. In one of those weird synaptic games of Chinese Checkers I suddenly found the Ramones' Beat on the Brat running through my mind.

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« Reply #85 on: September 27, 2011, 08:56:24 pm »
Crap.
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« Reply #86 on: September 27, 2011, 08:57:16 pm »
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #87 on: September 27, 2011, 08:58:31 pm »
Strosrays?

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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #88 on: September 27, 2011, 09:00:35 pm »
That was nice work, MM. Chuck, do you live close to the jungle? I've seen enough of Carpenter.
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« Reply #89 on: September 27, 2011, 09:02:47 pm »
A lead is a lead.

True enough, but you never have too many.
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« Reply #90 on: September 27, 2011, 09:03:13 pm »
Pee on the bat
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Drayton?

(it makes about as much sense)
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #91 on: September 27, 2011, 09:05:19 pm »
Tying run coming to bat for the Orioles.
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« Reply #92 on: September 27, 2011, 09:06:07 pm »
I'm loving Bogusevic out in RF.
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« Reply #93 on: September 27, 2011, 09:07:04 pm »
I'm loving Bogusevic out in RF.

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« Reply #94 on: September 27, 2011, 09:07:18 pm »
Tying run coming to bat for the Orioles.

This is hilarious. Now Bard can't find the plate.
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« Reply #95 on: September 27, 2011, 09:07:56 pm »
Tying run coming to bat for the Orioles.

Really? I'm so pulling for the Rays. I love Maddon.
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« Reply #96 on: September 27, 2011, 09:08:33 pm »
This is hilarious. Now Bard can't find the plate.

Damn.  When I saw that last pitch, I thought we had a tie game.
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« Reply #97 on: September 27, 2011, 09:09:07 pm »
Really? I'm so pulling for the Rays. I love Maddon.

Rays beat the Yankees, so Boston has to win or go to tomorrow 1 down. I like Tampa's chances even if Boston wins tonight.
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« Reply #98 on: September 27, 2011, 09:09:09 pm »
Really? I'm so pulling for the Rays. I love Maddon.

Pulling for Rays + pulling for epic Boston meltdown.

Fact: 2011 Red Sox have a worse September record than the 1962 Mets.
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« Reply #99 on: September 27, 2011, 09:09:43 pm »
Damn.  When I saw that last pitch, I thought we had a tie game.

Me too. I thought Andino was going to clobber it; he's really had Boston's number this week.
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #100 on: September 27, 2011, 09:13:49 pm »
That was nice work, MM. Chuck, do you live close to the jungle? I've seen enough of Carpenter.

The jungle is really in the Darién province which borders Colombia. It is one of the least safe places in the hemisphere and when you pair that with my relative lack of enthusiasm for massive humidity, bugs, venomous snakes, prickly plants, man-eating animals and FARC guerillas I tend not to spend a lot of time there. I understand it is a fine place for a keen birdwatcher or I imagine anyone with a death wish.

I live 150 kilometers or so west of Panama City on the Pacific coast. It's relatively dry. Today we had clear blue skies which while unusual at this time of year is not unheard of. There is a central spine of mountains that separates our side from the Caribbean side. The peaks of those mountains are maybe 40 kilometers away, 25 miles or so. The land descending from the mountains is reasonably fertile and there is some agriculture although most of it in this area is subsistance rather than commercial. Fishing is pretty important where I am and I'm looking forward to October when the month-long shrimp fishing ban is lifted.
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« Reply #101 on: September 27, 2011, 09:14:25 pm »
Nice swings Q.
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« Reply #102 on: September 27, 2011, 09:16:44 pm »
The jungle is really in the Darién province which borders Colombia. It is one of the least safe places in the hemisphere and when you pair that with my relative lack of enthusiasm for massive humidity, bugs, venomous snakes, prickly plants, man-eating animals and FARC guerillas I tend not to spend a lot of time there. I understand it is a fine place for a keen birdwatcher or I imagine anyone with a death wish.

I live 150 kilometers or so west of Panama City on the Pacific coast. It's relatively dry. Today we had clear blue skies which while unusual at this time of year is not unheard of. There is a central spine of mountains that separates our side from the Caribbean side. The peaks of those mountains are maybe 40 kilometers away, 25 miles or so. The land descending from the mountains is reasonably fertile and there is some agriculture although most of it in this area is subsistance rather than commercial. Fishing is pretty important where I am and I'm looking forward to October when the month-long shrimp fishing ban is lifted.

Interesting. It sounds idyllic. How often do you have to come to the states?
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Re: 9.27.11 - Turds @ Astros
« Reply #103 on: September 27, 2011, 09:18:55 pm »
Just tuned into the game. Looks like Bogusevic is playing his way into the opening day lineup. Fair assessment?

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« Reply #104 on: September 27, 2011, 09:19:23 pm »
Del Rosario in to pitch. I don't like this matchup agin Pujols.
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« Reply #105 on: September 27, 2011, 09:20:06 pm »
Just tuned into the game. Would it be a fair assessment that Bogusevic is playing his way into the opening day lineup?

I hope so. He's been hitting well, too.

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« Reply #106 on: September 27, 2011, 09:22:16 pm »
Del Rosario in to pitch. I don't like this matchup agin Pujols.

Turned out pretty well.  He plunked the cocksucker and still got him out. 
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« Reply #107 on: September 27, 2011, 09:23:28 pm »
Papelshit in for Boston. I'd sure like to see him melt down.
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« Reply #108 on: September 27, 2011, 09:24:04 pm »
Interesting. It sounds idyllic. How often do you have to come to the states?

Less and less. Initially I intended to spend about half my time here but the farther along I get the more time I want to spend here. I'll be in the States for the holidays and spring training but I'm realizing that other than those two periods there's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be there. I find myself making a couple of quick trips here and there. I came up for a week or two in May I think it was and I have another lined up next month. I usually have some business and then take the opportunity to see family or whatever.
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« Reply #109 on: September 27, 2011, 09:25:47 pm »
Less and less. Initially I intended to spend about half my time here but the farther along I get the more time I want to spend here. I'll be in the States for the holidays and spring training but I'm realizing that other than those two periods there's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be there. I find myself making a couple of quick trips here and there. I came up for a week or two in May I think it was and I have another lined up next month. I usually have some business and then take the opportunity to see family or whatever.

I'm curious how you first came to discover the place and decide it might be somewhere you would want to live.
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« Reply #110 on: September 27, 2011, 09:26:46 pm »
I really am sick of Berkman and his twat mullet. 
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« Reply #111 on: September 27, 2011, 09:26:56 pm »
Shitfuck.
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« Reply #112 on: September 27, 2011, 09:28:16 pm »
Less and less. Initially I intended to spend about half my time here but the farther along I get the more time I want to spend here. I'll be in the States for the holidays and spring training but I'm realizing that other than those two periods there's not a hell of a lot of reason for me to be there. I find myself making a couple of quick trips here and there. I came up for a week or two in May I think it was and I have another lined up next month. I usually have some business and then take the opportunity to see family or whatever.

If you ever get to SFO, I'd come there to see you.
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« Reply #113 on: September 27, 2011, 09:29:37 pm »
I've seen enough of EDR.
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« Reply #114 on: September 27, 2011, 09:31:48 pm »
HPU in Red Sox game doing his best push for Boston.  Eric Gregg is embarassed about some of these calls.
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« Reply #115 on: September 27, 2011, 09:32:15 pm »
Come on, WW.
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« Reply #116 on: September 27, 2011, 09:32:25 pm »
Holy shit.  When did WW become an effective pitcher?
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« Reply #117 on: September 27, 2011, 09:33:17 pm »
Tying run on 1b for O's, 1 out.
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« Reply #118 on: September 27, 2011, 09:33:22 pm »
Bad luck on that ball by Markakis: Gonzalez was on the line because of the runner on 1st and made the play on a hard-hit ball down the line. If he's in his normal spot that's a double.

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« Reply #119 on: September 27, 2011, 09:34:16 pm »
Holy shit.  When did WW become an effective pitcher?

You just had to ask, didn't you?
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« Reply #120 on: September 27, 2011, 09:34:20 pm »
Holy shit.  When did WW become an effective pitcher?

I'm so sorry.
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« Reply #121 on: September 27, 2011, 09:34:51 pm »
I really am sick of Berkman and his twat mullet. 

You know, I think I'm finally there.  I know I'm late to the party with some of you, but Berkman just continues to piss me off, over and over.  I can't point to anything specific that pisses me off, but it's something that won't go away.

Oh wait, I remember.  He's a fucking Cardinal.  Fuck em.
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« Reply #122 on: September 27, 2011, 09:34:57 pm »
Setting up the crushing game for tomorrow.................I hope
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« Reply #123 on: September 27, 2011, 09:35:51 pm »
Anyone but a catcher running there is safe.
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« Reply #124 on: September 27, 2011, 09:36:26 pm »
Wieters dribbles a ball out front of the plate, Papelbon and the catcher can't decide who should make the play, the catcher finally does and *just* gets Wieters (who runs like a catcher). Run scores, tying run moves to 2nd, 2 outs.
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« Reply #125 on: September 27, 2011, 09:36:48 pm »
Thanks for nothing, WW. 9-6 Fuckheads.
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« Reply #126 on: September 27, 2011, 09:38:55 pm »
JD says we got 'em right where we want 'em.
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« Reply #127 on: September 27, 2011, 09:39:47 pm »
You know, I think I'm finally there.  I know I'm late to the party with some of you, but Berkman just continues to piss me off, over and over.  I can't point to anything specific that pisses me off, but it's something that won't go away.

Oh wait, I remember.  He's a fucking Cardinal.  Fuck em.

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« Reply #128 on: September 27, 2011, 09:39:59 pm »
I'm curious how you first came to discover the place and decide it might be somewhere you would want to live.

The short answer is a friend of mine was using a realtor in the US whose husband is Panamanian. This fellow talked the country up quite a bit. I was aware of the country's advantages (relative safety, good economy, use of the US dollar [remains to be seen how advantageous that is], 20-year property tax exoneration, no hurricanes, few earthquakes, good infrastructure, easy to get to, very possible to gain residency etc.) but hearing about the place straight from the source as it were made me pay more attention. I came down a couple of times and had a good look around and realized I could fairly easily do what I do from here as well as anywhere else.

There are certainly negatives but on the whole it's a good place to live, for me at least. You know, the reasonable cost of and high quality of healthcare would be enough for many people to seriously investigate the country. I'm thinking seriously about getting my mother a retiree's residency in case Medicare goes away or is significantly altered. She's in good health now but will not always be and the more options the better.

Hap, the next time I'm in northern California I'll let you know and we'll work something out. I used to spend a ton of time there but haven't been is quite some time. I'll rectify that soon enough.
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« Reply #129 on: September 27, 2011, 09:41:43 pm »
I can't point to anything specific that pisses me off, but it's something that won't go away.

I could get a list started for you if you need one.
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« Reply #130 on: September 27, 2011, 09:42:47 pm »
Fuck you, Rhodes. Come on, Bogey.
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« Reply #131 on: September 27, 2011, 09:44:32 pm »
Well shit.
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« Reply #132 on: September 27, 2011, 09:44:49 pm »
Fuck. Red Sox win, but at least Papelshit had to throw about 30 pitches. He'll either be unavailable or tired tomorrow.
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« Reply #133 on: September 27, 2011, 09:46:14 pm »
What the fuck are you doing, La Genius, you drunk motherfucker.
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« Reply #134 on: September 27, 2011, 09:48:28 pm »
What the fuck are you doing, La Genius, you drunk motherfucker.

He has to do something. The players can't win on their own. Duh!
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« Reply #135 on: September 27, 2011, 09:50:04 pm »
Let's go, Lee. Let's fucking put it on them.
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He has to do something. The players can't win on their own. Duh!

He flaunted the rules there and got away with it. Millsie should say something after the inning.
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« Reply #137 on: September 27, 2011, 09:57:05 pm »
Salas abused Wallace with that nasty changeup.
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I PITY THE FOO WHO RUN ON BOGEY!
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Bogie's got a gun... La Russa's come undone... their nightmare's just begun...
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« Reply #140 on: September 27, 2011, 10:01:44 pm »
Fernando ain't fooling them, but Bogey has a cannon.
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« Reply #141 on: September 27, 2011, 10:04:24 pm »
God damn it. Bounce that 0-2 hook.
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« Reply #142 on: September 27, 2011, 10:07:22 pm »
That 3-2 bounce is what you should have done with Pujols, damn it.
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« Reply #143 on: September 27, 2011, 10:10:11 pm »
God damn it. Turn out the lights.
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« Reply #144 on: September 27, 2011, 10:11:31 pm »
Crap. I wonder if Melancon is available tomorrow.
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« Reply #145 on: September 27, 2011, 10:15:05 pm »
Holy crap. This is ugly. I hate the Cardinals
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« Reply #146 on: September 27, 2011, 10:16:43 pm »
We shoulda gone with Reuben's thread.

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« Reply #147 on: September 27, 2011, 10:20:15 pm »
I go downstairs to de-bone some chicken and you fuckers let this thing get out of hand. Nice going.
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« Reply #148 on: September 27, 2011, 10:24:11 pm »
I hate the Turds.
I hate Pooholes
I hate Larussa
I hate Berkman
I hate Rafael Friggin Furcal
I hate John Jay
I hate Aaron Miles
I hate Dave Duncan
I hate Yadier Molina
I hate Chris Carpenter
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If he wears a Turd uni I hate him.

I'm not saying I hope the Turds hotel is overrun with gopher rats who eat all of their ballsacks off while they have nightmares of getting blown by a pirahna, but who knows what might happen.
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« Reply #149 on: September 27, 2011, 10:26:22 pm »
That didn't come close to hitting the sob.
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« Reply #150 on: September 27, 2011, 10:27:09 pm »
Who knows, I may be kin to Tony Cruz, but I hate him.
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« Reply #151 on: September 27, 2011, 10:28:18 pm »
Hit this MFer in the head in the name of Brad Lidge.
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« Reply #152 on: September 27, 2011, 10:31:21 pm »
So........how's it going, everybody?
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« Reply #153 on: September 27, 2011, 10:37:38 pm »
Deserters
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« Reply #154 on: September 27, 2011, 10:40:26 pm »
Rally caps?

Come on Caballo
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« Reply #155 on: September 27, 2011, 10:42:48 pm »
Oh well. May the Turds rot in Hades. Good night, JCIII.
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