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If Stephen F. Hawking can't figure it out, how the fuck am I supposed to?
« on: January 05, 2012, 06:38:10 pm »
As famed physicist Stephen Hawking turns 70, the subject that most occupies his thoughts is not how the universe arose from nothing, or how he's been able to live with neurodegenerative disease for so long. Here's what he thinks about most: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

Join the club, Stevie.
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Re: If Stephen F. Hawking can't figure it out, how the fuck am I supposed to?
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2012, 09:03:48 pm »
Stephen, meet Siri.  Siri, Stephen.
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Re: If Stephen F. Hawking can't figure it out, how the fuck am I supposed to?
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 09:36:54 am »
Quote from: Bench on January 05, 2012, 09:03:48 pm
Stephen, meet Siri.  Siri, Stephen.

Stephen, meet prostitute.  Prostitute, Stephen.
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Re: If Stephen F. Hawking can't figure it out, how the fuck am I supposed to?
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