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Trey

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That's how you write a recap
« on: April 20, 2011, 09:41:19 am »
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/2011/04/19/2011-04-19_mets_are_officially_in_last_place_in_national_league_after_losing_to_lowly_astro.html

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Re: That's how you write a recap
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2011, 10:13:51 am »
Quote from: Trey on April 20, 2011, 09:41:19 am
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/2011/04/19/2011-04-19_mets_are_officially_in_last_place_in_national_league_after_losing_to_lowly_astro.html


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Re: That's how you write a recap
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2011, 11:25:58 am »
It's pretty lame to pull out that stat on Wandy to imply that some scrub dominated your club.  When he is on, Wandy is good, and Wandy was on last night.   
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Re: That's how you write a recap
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2011, 11:32:14 am »
Quote from: jbm on April 20, 2011, 11:25:58 am
It's pretty lame to pull out that stat on Wandy to imply that some scrub dominated your club.  When he is on, Wandy is good, and Wandy was on last night.   

He's not from NY. He couldn't possibly be good.
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Re: That's how you write a recap
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2011, 08:42:00 am »
Should we put this clown on suicide watch after last night's game?
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