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« on: April 04, 2011, 03:24:51 pm »
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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2011, 03:49:52 pm »
Well, they are open 24/7...
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2011, 03:55:28 pm »
Ok, the game starts at 6:05 p.m.. Probably want to be at MMPUS by 5 at the latest.  Flying Saucer by 3? Spanish Flowers at 1 p.m.? 

C'mon people, lets not all speak up at once.
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« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 03:59:34 pm »
Ok, the game starts at 6:05 p.m.. Probably want to be at MMPUS by 5 at the latest.  Flying Saucer by 3? Spanish Flowers at 1 p.m.? 

C'mon people, lets not all speak up at once.

SF at 1 because they won't take reservations, right? Last time we didn't even get the back room.

FS 3ish is good, my stylish retreat is only a few drunken steps away so I might be 330ish. I can ferry up to 3 from SF to FS if needed.

Stumbling toward MMPUS 5ish makes sense. No FTC tards to torment this year.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 04:01:26 pm »
Ok, the game starts at 6:05 p.m.. Probably want to be at MMPUS by 5 at the latest.  Flying Saucer by 3? Spanish Flowers at 1 p.m.? 

C'mon people, lets not all speak up at once.

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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2011, 04:15:00 pm »
13:00 at the Flower sounds good to me.

Of course, I'm off all day, so if anyone wanted to do the Saucer, then the Flower, then the Saucer again...I'm game.
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2011, 04:17:36 pm »
13:00 at the Flower sounds good to me.

Of course, I'm off all day, so if anyone wanted to do the Saucer, then the Flower, then the Saucer again...I'm game.

If you're going to pre-game before SF, I heartily suggest the Tall Texan (just a few blocks up from SF on Main).  Coldest Shiner you've ever had in your life.  Opens at 10am.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2011, 04:19:15 pm »
13:00 at the Flower sounds good to me.

Of course, I'm off all day, so if anyone wanted to do the Saucer, then the Flower, then the Saucer again, then the game, then the Saucer again...I'm game.
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2011, 04:19:53 pm »
If you're going to pre-game before SF, I heartily suggest the Tall Texan (just a few blocks up from SF on Main).  Coldest Shiner you've ever had in your life.  Opens at 10am.

Beer in frosty goblets? I can come in a little early for that.
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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2011, 04:23:13 pm »
Beer in frosty goblets? I can come in a little early for that.

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2011, 04:28:15 pm »
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2011, 04:42:31 pm »
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2011, 04:46:09 pm »
"This is a pretty neat place, though not a great place if you are seeking to meet allot of women."

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Comments:

"The jukebox is classic old-school country and the bartenders are no-nonsense--they're a little old but you get the sense you still don't want to test them, like they've got one last fight in them and you don't want to be involved in it."

"Be sure to ask Alice what kind of wine they have.  I double dog dare you."

"This is not a small glass of beer, it is a frozen a chalice.. a goblet.. Indy from the last crusade would have chosen it wisely."

"Keep to yourself and enjoy the cheap drinks. Don't give anybody ANY crap (bartender, regular or otherwise)."

Good grief, those comments make it sound worse than the Double Deuce.  It's just a comfortable tumbledown neighborhood place that you can grab a cheap cold beer or six, especially if you like neon lights.  I wouldn't even call it a dive.   
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2011, 04:59:59 pm »
Good grief, those comments make it sound worse than the Double Deuce.  It's just a comfortable tumbledown neighborhood place that you can grab a cheap cold beer or six, especially if you like neon lights.  I wouldn't even call it a dive.   

The TT is all corrugated iron siding, but...the goblets are large, heavy and ice, ice cold.  Then they fill them with Shiner for a buck 'n' change.

According to Google (and me eyeballing the scale on the map), it's about 400 metres 437 yards north of SF.
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« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2011, 05:41:31 pm »
"This is a pretty neat place, though not a great place if you are seeking to meet allot of women."

Are you looking to meet a lot of women?  If so, the pickin's at the Flower at 3:00 on a Friday are pretty slim too.
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« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2011, 05:43:42 pm »
  I wouldn't even call it a dive.   

Then it's probably too fancy for me.
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2011, 08:28:08 am »
If you're going to pre-game before SF, I heartily suggest the Tall Texan (just a few blocks up from SF on Main).  Coldest Shiner you've ever had in your life.  Opens at 10am.

I concur, but if you want a real treat, consider Rose Garden.  Granted...  it's just a bit further north, and I can't swear to when Rose opens the doors.

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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2011, 08:50:23 am »
I concur, but if you want a real treat, consider Rose Garden.  Granted...  it's just a bit further north, and I can't swear to when Rose opens the doors.


It too looks pretty fancy. The pictures are of young hipsters, who probably believe there is actually a place called "Midtown" and that north of 610 is still in the Heights. But, perhaps that is just an anomaly.
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2011, 09:03:41 am »

It too looks pretty fancy. The pictures are of young hipsters, who probably believe there is actually a place called "Midtown" and that north of 610 is still in the Heights. But, perhaps that is just an anomaly.

My guess??  Most of the regulars don't have a phone with a camera, let alone know what yelp.com is...

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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2011, 10:23:08 am »
It too looks pretty fancy. The pictures are of young hipsters, who probably believe there is actually a place called "Midtown" and that north of 610 is still in the Heights. But, perhaps that is just an anomaly.

If the people in those pictures qualify as hipsters in your world then you probably need to spend less time in "West Texas."
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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2011, 10:29:19 am »
If the people in those pictures qualify as hipsters in your world then you probably need to spend less time in "West Texas."

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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2011, 10:43:14 am »
If the people in those pictures qualify as hipsters in your world then you probably need to spend less time in "West Texas."

Yeah.  There's nothing remotely hipsterish about those folks.  I'm guessing HH is under the impression that "hipster" = "younger than him."
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« Reply #23 on: April 05, 2011, 10:51:10 am »
Yeah.  There's nothing remotely hipsterish about those folks.  I'm guessing HH is under the impression that "hipster" = "younger than him."

Or certainly anyone wearing designer overalls.
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« Reply #24 on: April 05, 2011, 10:55:40 am »
hipster (n): a person whose jeans are tighter than your own.

hipster fashion has changed since this was the norm. fixed gear bikes are still pretty ubiquitous though

eta this hilarity:
http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/14/hipster-traps-laid-in-nyc/
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« Reply #25 on: April 05, 2011, 11:28:28 am »
I concur, but if you want a real treat, consider Rose Garden.  Granted...  it's just a bit further north, and I can't swear to when Rose opens the doors.

I think I know that bloke in the first picture!
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« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2011, 12:02:06 pm »
eta this hilarity:
http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/14/hipster-traps-laid-in-nyc/

tacotron says:
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this is a flava flav trap
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tacotron says:
March 14, 2011 at 12:16 pm
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« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2011, 12:26:45 pm »

See, I don't know what the answer to that one is. I would guess e. Hang on...

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« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2011, 12:37:43 pm »
See, I don't know what the answer to that one is. I would guess e. Hang on...

Hey hey! Five points.

I'm not the right person for this quiz. I thought "converse" was what I do at dinner.

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« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2011, 12:55:41 pm »
I'm not the right person for this quiz. I thought "converse" was what I do at dinner.

Shoes, man. Gotta be tha shoes.
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« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2011, 01:29:55 pm »
Shoes, man. Gotta be tha shoes.


not sure what you mean. the only shoes i wear are crocs, loafers or close-toed sandals. well, except for the new balance running shoes i wear during my daily jaunts on the treadmill.

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« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2011, 01:35:21 pm »
I'm not the right person for this quiz. I thought "converse" was what I do at dinner.

No, what you do at the dinner table is conversate.
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« Reply #33 on: April 05, 2011, 01:57:51 pm »
hipster (n): a person whose jeans are tighter than your own.

hipster (n): 30ish, urban middle class professionals who've moved from Coldplay to Kings of Leon.
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« Reply #34 on: April 05, 2011, 02:07:14 pm »
hipster (n): 30ish, urban middle class professionals who've moved from Coldplay to Kings of Leon.

whew!  I came pretty close there.
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« Reply #35 on: April 05, 2011, 02:12:32 pm »
hipster (n): 30ish, urban middle class professionals who've moved from Coldplay to Kings of Leon.

So, what is a 40ish, sub-urban middle class who could never be called professional and has never heard Coldplay or Kings of Leon?

No reason. Just asking.
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« Reply #36 on: April 05, 2011, 02:13:28 pm »
So, what is a 40ish, sub-urban middle class who could never be called professional and has never heard Coldplay or Kings of Leon?

No reason. Just asking.

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« Reply #37 on: April 05, 2011, 02:23:33 pm »
hipster (n): 30ish, urban middle class professionals who've moved from Coldplay to Kings of Leon.

hipsters wouldn't ever be into either of those bands, not even before they were hipsters

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hipster fashion has changed since this was the norm. fixed gear bikes are still pretty ubiquitous though

What's the advantage of those? I'm thinking of buying a new bike and I don't change gears much.

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« Reply #39 on: April 05, 2011, 02:28:49 pm »
hipsters wouldn't ever be into either of those bands, not even before they were hipsters

We are talking Houston hipsters. There may be a difference.
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« Reply #40 on: April 05, 2011, 02:32:30 pm »
We are talking Houston hipsters. There may be a difference.

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« Reply #41 on: April 05, 2011, 02:33:45 pm »
What's the advantage of those? I'm thinking of buying a new bike and I don't change gears much.

those things absolutely fly. i wanted to hate them, but after the first time I rode one on the mean streets of san francisco i was blown away and somewhat alarmed by how fast i was zooming through traffic.

disadvantages are obvious-- no brakes, no assistance when going uphill, but if you live somewhere flat and bike-friendly you'll be happy and feel cool and tough. smash somebody's side view if they don't yield the right of way to you.

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« Reply #42 on: April 05, 2011, 02:37:33 pm »
We are talking Houston hipsters. There may be a difference.

I've met a few Houston hipsters. It's not Brooklyn, but it ain't Kings of Leon either.

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« Reply #43 on: April 05, 2011, 02:42:22 pm »
What's the advantage of those? I'm thinking of buying a new bike and I don't change gears much.

20 years ago they were used for (1) track racing, (2) conditioning for racers, and (3) urban messengers in NY.  They don't have brakes, and, obviously, they don't freewheel. I suspect it's category (3) that's expanded.
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« Reply #44 on: April 05, 2011, 02:45:06 pm »
hipsters wouldn't ever be into either of those bands, not even before they were hipsters

You live in your own world.  Your definitions are not the same.
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« Reply #45 on: April 05, 2011, 02:46:12 pm »
What's the advantage of those? I'm thinking of buying a new bike and I don't change gears much.

If you live in Houston, not changing gears is pretty easy to do.  If you live in an area where there is topography, however...
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« Reply #46 on: April 05, 2011, 02:49:55 pm »
If you live in Houston, not changing gears is pretty easy to do.  If you live in an area where there is topography, however...

DC is not too bad, but I'm more concerned about stopping distance. Maybe I'll see if I can get a test ride.

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« Reply #47 on: April 05, 2011, 02:50:25 pm »
You live in your own world.  Your definitions are not the same.

No, I live in an area where there's a shit-ton of different types of hipsters, including several of my best friends. I also have hipster friends in Houston, Austin, and West Texas. Where do you live?

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« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2011, 02:53:52 pm »
No, I live in an area where there's a shit-ton of different types of hipsters, including several of my best friends. I also have hipster friends in Houston, Austin, and West Texas. Where do you live?

In a place where we don't count our friends by the "shit-ton".
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« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2011, 02:59:27 pm »
In a place where we don't count our friends by the "shit-ton".

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port arthur?

Everything in Port Arthur is measured by the shit-ton.
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« Reply #51 on: April 05, 2011, 03:28:25 pm »
Everything in Port Arthur is measured by the shit-ton.

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« Reply #52 on: April 05, 2011, 03:30:38 pm »
except, of course, my dad. he was born there.

That was when it was still a colony.  I think they used British measurements.
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« Reply #53 on: April 05, 2011, 03:31:15 pm »
That was when it was still a colony.  I think they used British measurements.

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« Reply #54 on: April 05, 2011, 03:38:27 pm »
That was when it was still a colony.  I think they used British measurements.

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« Reply #55 on: April 05, 2011, 03:53:05 pm »
Shite-tonne.

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« Reply #56 on: April 05, 2011, 05:16:07 pm »
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I haven't a clue what a hipster is, except to know that I never was one.

I have a shirt that my wife says makes me look like a hipster doofus.  I like to wear it to holiday gatherings.

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I've been seeing a preponderance of bin Ladenesque beards preceding skinny jeans flannel-shirt guys on motor scooters. I suspect they might be hipsters, I'm sure their fucking creeps.
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« Reply #59 on: April 05, 2011, 06:49:45 pm »
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I'm gonna try to be a SF by 1:00, then kind of follow the flow. Got a downtown abode so I can get drunk and walk (that's not illegal yet is it?)
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I'm gonna try to be a SF by 1:00, then kind of follow the flow. Got a downtown abode so I can get drunk and walk (that's not illegal yet is it?)

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Actually, being drunk in public has been illegal for quite some time. But don't worry, we'll cover for you. Plus, Jim knows a good lawyer.

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Re Hipsters, my daughter had provided me the following explanation of hipster hierarchies, which is interesting. 

"I believe you are referring to the Jordan/Austin Hipster Point Scale. This is a highly scientific point system based on embedded research conducted from 2005-2009. It's a lot like Magic Cards. You get points for doing different things: hanging out in certain coffee shops; wearing pink ironically; listening to and then getting tired of bands before they become famous so that you can then accuse them of selling out. You also lose points for various things, such as smiling too much and listening to top 40 radio. For instance, I get points for having gone to HSPVA, hanging out in the right places, and being BFFs with the Princess of Rockin' Robin (a hipster mecca), but I lose points for spending too much time at the mall. I've always maintained a negative point balance, and now that I'm in law school and enjoying it, the damage may be irreparable. Once you reach a certain threshold, say 5 points, you become a Hipster. Hipsters try desperately to look like they do not care about being cool so that they can be cool. This is a very delicate balance. Then, once you reach 20 points, you become a Scenester. Scenesters exhibit a true dedication to the lifestyle. They may forever be forced to work in retail due to their extensive tattoo work and metal facial appendages.
 
"Outside the scale are the Bohemians. Hipsters and Scenesters may be in bands, but they are usually an assault on the eardrums. Bohemians have actual talent, and they create the Scene. You cannot become a Bohemian, you are born one. Bohemians are not trying to be cool so much as they are suffering for their art. They are much more rare than Hipsters or Scenesters. However, it is important to remember that not everyone who produces art is a Scenester. As Taylor once remarked, "Putting paint brush to canvas does not make you an artist."
 
"The Scale is further supported by the work of Kathryn J. Fox in her article "Real Punks and Pretenders" (aka, an article I read in sociology class one time). In it, she describes the hierarchies of the Los Angeles punk scene. The real punks are those whose lifestyle choices prevent them from holding mainstream employment. The pretenders, however, are able to dress like punks on the weekend when they would like to attend a Casualties concert, but then convert to a more mainstream look to meet the dress code of their office jobs. See the abstract at the link below:
http://www.deepdyve.com/lp/sage/real-punks-and-pretenders-the-social-organization-of-a-counterculture-PaF8Z9FrcJ
 
"In recent years, the hipster phenomenon has come to the attention of the general public. (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/da5827240d/where-the-dirty-hipsters-are). More and more people are participating in the hipster lifestyle, although most will be deeply offended if you refer to them as a hipster. They existed long before this, hanging out at Diedrich's coffee and going to shows at Helios. In fact, now that the names of those establishments have changed, you get points for having been there at the time. Most people are not aware of the Point Scale system, and will refer to Hipsters, Scenesters, and Bohemians all as hipsters. The scale is much more nuanced than the common parlance on the subject."
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« Reply #64 on: April 06, 2011, 11:47:35 am »
Re Hipsters, my daughter had provided me the following explanation of hipster hierarchies, which is interesting. 

"I believe you are referring to the Jordan/Austin Hipster Point Scale. This is a highly scientific point system based on embedded research conducted from 2005-2009. It's a lot like Magic Cards. You get points for doing different things: hanging out in certain coffee shops; wearing pink ironically; listening to and then getting tired of bands before they become famous so that you can then accuse them of selling out. You also lose points for various things, such as smiling too much and listening to top 40 radio. For instance, I get points for having gone to HSPVA, hanging out in the right places, and being BFFs with the Princess of Rockin' Robin (a hipster mecca), but I lose points for spending too much time at the mall. I've always maintained a negative point balance, and now that I'm in law school and enjoying it, the damage may be irreparable. Once you reach a certain threshold, say 5 points, you become a Hipster. Hipsters try desperately to look like they do not care about being cool so that they can be cool. This is a very delicate balance. Then, once you reach 20 points, you become a Scenester. Scenesters exhibit a true dedication to the lifestyle. They may forever be forced to work in retail due to their extensive tattoo work and metal facial appendages.
 
"Outside the scale are the Bohemians. Hipsters and Scenesters may be in bands, but they are usually an assault on the eardrums. Bohemians have actual talent, and they create the Scene. You cannot become a Bohemian, you are born one. Bohemians are not trying to be cool so much as they are suffering for their art. They are much more rare than Hipsters or Scenesters. However, it is important to remember that not everyone who produces art is a Scenester. As Taylor once remarked, "Putting paint brush to canvas does not make you an artist."
 
"The Scale is further supported by the work of Kathryn J. Fox in her article "Real Punks and Pretenders" (aka, an article I read in sociology class one time). In it, she describes the hierarchies of the Los Angeles punk scene. The real punks are those whose lifestyle choices prevent them from holding mainstream employment. The pretenders, however, are able to dress like punks on the weekend when they would like to attend a Casualties concert, but then convert to a more mainstream look to meet the dress code of their office jobs. See the abstract at the link below:
http://www.deepdyve.com/lp/sage/real-punks-and-pretenders-the-social-organization-of-a-counterculture-PaF8Z9FrcJ
 
"In recent years, the hipster phenomenon has come to the attention of the general public. (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/da5827240d/where-the-dirty-hipsters-are). More and more people are participating in the hipster lifestyle, although most will be deeply offended if you refer to them as a hipster. They existed long before this, hanging out at Diedrich's coffee and going to shows at Helios. In fact, now that the names of those establishments have changed, you get points for having been there at the time. Most people are not aware of the Point Scale system, and will refer to Hipsters, Scenesters, and Bohemians all as hipsters. The scale is much more nuanced than the common parlance on the subject."


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« Reply #65 on: April 06, 2011, 11:48:06 am »
Re Hipsters, my daughter had provided me the following explanation of hipster hierarchies, which is interesting. 

"I believe you are referring to the Jordan/Austin Hipster Point Scale. This is a highly scientific point system based on embedded research conducted from 2005-2009. It's a lot like Magic Cards. You get points for doing different things: hanging out in certain coffee shops; wearing pink ironically; listening to and then getting tired of bands before they become famous so that you can then accuse them of selling out. You also lose points for various things, such as smiling too much and listening to top 40 radio. For instance, I get points for having gone to HSPVA, hanging out in the right places, and being BFFs with the Princess of Rockin' Robin (a hipster mecca), but I lose points for spending too much time at the mall. I've always maintained a negative point balance, and now that I'm in law school and enjoying it, the damage may be irreparable. Once you reach a certain threshold, say 5 points, you become a Hipster. Hipsters try desperately to look like they do not care about being cool so that they can be cool. This is a very delicate balance. Then, once you reach 20 points, you become a Scenester. Scenesters exhibit a true dedication to the lifestyle. They may forever be forced to work in retail due to their extensive tattoo work and metal facial appendages.
 
"Outside the scale are the Bohemians. Hipsters and Scenesters may be in bands, but they are usually an assault on the eardrums. Bohemians have actual talent, and they create the Scene. You cannot become a Bohemian, you are born one. Bohemians are not trying to be cool so much as they are suffering for their art. They are much more rare than Hipsters or Scenesters. However, it is important to remember that not everyone who produces art is a Scenester. As Taylor once remarked, "Putting paint brush to canvas does not make you an artist."
 
"The Scale is further supported by the work of Kathryn J. Fox in her article "Real Punks and Pretenders" (aka, an article I read in sociology class one time). In it, she describes the hierarchies of the Los Angeles punk scene. The real punks are those whose lifestyle choices prevent them from holding mainstream employment. The pretenders, however, are able to dress like punks on the weekend when they would like to attend a Casualties concert, but then convert to a more mainstream look to meet the dress code of their office jobs. See the abstract at the link below:
http://www.deepdyve.com/lp/sage/real-punks-and-pretenders-the-social-organization-of-a-counterculture-PaF8Z9FrcJ
 
"In recent years, the hipster phenomenon has come to the attention of the general public. (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/da5827240d/where-the-dirty-hipsters-are). More and more people are participating in the hipster lifestyle, although most will be deeply offended if you refer to them as a hipster. They existed long before this, hanging out at Diedrich's coffee and going to shows at Helios. In fact, now that the names of those establishments have changed, you get points for having been there at the time. Most people are not aware of the Point Scale system, and will refer to Hipsters, Scenesters, and Bohemians all as hipsters. The scale is much more nuanced than the common parlance on the subject."


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« Reply #66 on: April 06, 2011, 01:17:38 pm »
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« Reply #67 on: April 06, 2011, 02:02:04 pm »
anyone who enjoys law school is by any definition weird.

But not a hipster.
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« Reply #68 on: April 06, 2011, 03:51:08 pm »
anyone who enjoys law school is by any definition weird.

I don't know about that.  15 (not actually mandatory) hours of class a week and no real responsibilities until you just had to take one exam at the end of the semester for each class.  It's a lot more enjoyable than working 60 hours a week.  I certainly spent a lot more time playing golf, pub trivia and bowling back then.   
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They existed long before this, hanging out at Diedrich's coffee and going to shows at Helios. In fact, now that the names of those establishments have changed, you get points for having been there at the time.

Diedrich's name didn't change, just the signage.  Helios, however, is through and through Avant Garden. 
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« Reply #70 on: April 06, 2011, 03:59:47 pm »
Diedrich's name didn't change, just the signage.  Helios, however, is through and through Avant Garden. 

I think Diedrich's name did change officially, because the rest of what was going to be a chain got bought by Starbucks.  It's still universally called Diedrich's though.

Too bad you went to law school and enjoyed it.  You could be a hipster.
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« Reply #71 on: April 07, 2011, 09:18:58 am »
Ok, so we're on for SF at 1 tomorrow. Will there be pregaming at the Tall Texan, or has that been abandoned?
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« Reply #72 on: April 07, 2011, 09:29:03 am »
Ok, so we're on for SF at 1 tomorrow. Will there be pregaming at the Tall Texan, or has that been abandoned?

I am going to try to get started as early as possible.  My goal being that I will be blind drunk shitefecked by the first pitch, so I won't remember a thing.  I am going to try to make TT to start, but probably not much before noon, if at all*.  SF at 1pm is a go.

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I am planning on being at the Tall Texan by noon. Anyone and everyone is free to join me. I should be done masturbating by then.
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« Reply #74 on: April 08, 2011, 08:11:44 am »
I am planning on being at the Tall Texan by noon. Anyone and everyone is free to join me.

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« Reply #75 on: April 08, 2011, 09:01:53 am »
Leaving my office now.  See y'all at SF.

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I am planning on being at the Tall Texan by noon. Anyone and everyone is free to join me. I should be done masturbating by then.

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Directions?

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Honestly, I don't want to know how he does it.

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Wish I was joining you guys...well, not the masturbation part. Drink safe, drive early, and bring the boys home a victory!!
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« Reply #80 on: April 08, 2011, 09:36:55 am »
Honestly, I don't want to know how he does it.

This. This right here.
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Directions?

Well, first, I like to set the mood with a little music, some soft candles...maybe take a bubble bath first...
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« Reply #82 on: April 08, 2011, 10:38:21 am »
Well, first, I like to set the mood with a little music, some soft candles...maybe take a bubble bath first...

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« Reply #83 on: April 08, 2011, 10:38:45 am »
Well, first, I like to set the mood with a little music, some soft candles...maybe take a bubble bath first...

Who the hell has time for that?
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« Reply #84 on: April 08, 2011, 10:40:53 am »
Who the hell has time for that?

I like to mix it up. 
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« Reply #85 on: April 08, 2011, 10:41:28 am »
Who the hell has time for that?

That's a lot of effort for 10 seconds.
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« Reply #86 on: April 08, 2011, 10:59:44 am »
Well, first, I like to set the mood with a little music, some soft candles...maybe take a bubble bath first...

Did someone hack HH's account?  Perhaps slip him a 'lude? 
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« Reply #87 on: April 08, 2011, 12:24:05 pm »
Did someone hack HH's account?  Perhaps slip him a 'lude? 

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« Reply #88 on: April 08, 2011, 12:30:04 pm »
Heading to the Tall Texan.  Hope to be there in 10 mins. 
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« Reply #89 on: April 08, 2011, 12:31:44 pm »
Heading to the Tall Texan.  Hope to be there in 10 mins. 

Jane and I are sitting here sipping a frosty Shiner now.
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« Reply #90 on: April 08, 2011, 01:02:04 pm »
Raup ETA 1:24pm according to the GPS the old man keeps yelling at.
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« Reply #91 on: April 08, 2011, 01:14:02 pm »
I cannot fucking believe that I am the first one here.
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« Reply #92 on: April 08, 2011, 01:21:29 pm »
I cannot fucking believe that I am the first one here.

You must not be at the Tall Texan.
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« Reply #93 on: April 08, 2011, 01:23:15 pm »
Reinforcements incoming!
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« Reply #94 on: April 08, 2011, 01:24:06 pm »
Hotel room..check
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« Reply #95 on: April 08, 2011, 02:03:14 pm »
Who's DD'ing [Designated Drukard] in for me at Spanish Flowers today?
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« Reply #96 on: April 08, 2011, 02:11:03 pm »
Who's DD'ing [Designated Drukard] in for me at Spanish Flowers today?

Goddamn AL drinkers.
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« Reply #97 on: April 08, 2011, 02:46:56 pm »
BTW, who's picking up PBP for Spanish Flowers?
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« Reply #98 on: April 08, 2011, 03:21:33 pm »
BTW, who's picking up PBP for Spanish Flowers?


We're already at the Saucer. BTW....Waldo claims he's 28 years old. He's so full of shit.
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« Reply #99 on: April 08, 2011, 11:09:49 pm »
Special thanks to Jane Doe and everyone else for making this such an enjoyable outing. It's really great to see everyone.
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« Reply #100 on: April 09, 2011, 12:49:24 am »
For those who didn't attend tonight but are planning on attending any games this year, be sure to get there 20 minutes early so that you can hear all the stadium rules announced via autotune.

...on second thought, don't get there early.

Also, I know it's only the first home game of the season, but the new video screen on the 3rd base side was almost completely worthless.

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« Reply #101 on: April 09, 2011, 01:25:56 am »
For those who didn't attend tonight but are planning on attending any games this year, be sure to get there 20 minutes early so that you can hear all the stadium rules announced via autotune.

...on second thought, don't get there early.

Also, I know it's only the first home game of the season, but the new video screen on the 3rd base side was almost completely worthless.

I'm so glad I had the chance to visit with you Waldo. 
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« Reply #102 on: April 09, 2011, 09:23:30 am »
Special thanks to Jane Doe and everyone else for making this such an enjoyable outing. It's really great to see everyone.

+1! Great time.
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« Reply #103 on: April 09, 2011, 02:20:19 pm »
Thanks, Jame and Limey! Great time!
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« Reply #104 on: April 09, 2011, 03:02:37 pm »
For those who didn't attend tonight but are planning on attending any games this year, be sure to get there 20 minutes early so that you can hear all the stadium rules announced via autotune.

...on second thought, don't get there early.

Also, I know it's only the first home game of the season, but the new video screen on the 3rd base side was almost completely worthless.

I liked the at bat presentation on the big screen.  we never found the speed gun screen though
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« Reply #105 on: April 09, 2011, 03:25:47 pm »
I liked the at bat presentation on the big screen.  we never found the speed gun screen though

there is one in the middle of the ribbon under the big board.
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« Reply #106 on: April 09, 2011, 04:30:18 pm »
Great time! Hope everyone got home safely.

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« Reply #107 on: April 09, 2011, 04:33:12 pm »
The missus and I had a great time.  Thanks again to Jane for putting this all together.
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« Reply #108 on: April 09, 2011, 08:07:30 pm »
there is one in the middle of the ribbon under the big board.

No wonder we didn't see it.

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« Reply #109 on: April 11, 2011, 10:18:50 am »
It was great seeing and visiting with you all.  Jim and Mark thanks for the beer advice. I must say my favorite beers were the Trumer (?) and the St. Arnold Summer Pilsner.   I'm going to have to change my name from BudGirl, I did not have any kind of Bud or Miller product the whole day. 
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« Reply #110 on: April 11, 2011, 10:27:34 am »
It was great seeing and visiting with you all.  Jim and Mark thanks for the beer advice. I must say my favorite beers were the Trumer (?) and the St. Arnold Summer Pilsner.   I'm going to have to change my name from BudGirl, I did not have any kind of Bud or Miller product the whole day. 

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« Reply #111 on: April 11, 2011, 10:29:45 am »
you are a better person for that!

Not sure if it was because of the beer, the talking, or "allergies", but I pretty much lost my voice Saturday.
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« Reply #112 on: April 11, 2011, 10:31:07 am »
Jane, thanks, it was an outstanding job.  Thanks to Noe and Hudson for stepping into the breach and trying once again, vainly, to explain why a runner on third doesn't score on a forced third out. She also has trouble with why a foul after two strikes counts as a strike in the pitch count, and why the national league can have pinch hitters when they don't have a designated hitter.  It's stuff like this that makes baseball deeply troubling.  I'm glad i'm not a cricket fan.
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« Reply #113 on: April 11, 2011, 10:31:50 am »
Not sure if it was because of the beer, the talking, or "allergies", but I pretty much lost my voice Saturday.

it was not the beer. i'm voting allergies.
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« Reply #114 on: April 11, 2011, 10:59:36 am »
Not sure if it was because of the beer, the talking, or "allergies", but I pretty much lost my voice Saturday.

There wasn't a whole lot to cheer about.
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