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« on: November 14, 2010, 05:31:56 pm »
Because reading about the Texans is bad enough without having to read about the Cowboys too.

Long live the Garrett regime.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 05:32:17 pm »
The Culture of Garrett.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 05:33:03 pm »
It's amazing what arugula and an ivy league education can do for America.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 05:33:42 pm »
Darmouth is still better than Princeton.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 05:34:04 pm »
you fuckin rule, man.  we needed our own thread

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 05:34:34 pm »
anal. violation.

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 05:35:50 pm »
Blow out.  Easiest call I've ever made.  Knocks half the remaining folks in my survivor pool too. 

Thanks Jason!
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2010, 05:36:28 pm »
This is so enjoyable that I'm almost able to forget they're still only going to be 2-7.

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2010, 05:36:45 pm »
Blow out.  Easiest call I've ever made.  Knocks half the remaining folks in my survivor pool too. 

Thanks Jason!

i'm sure my #1 pick is going out the window also.  pissers.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2010, 05:37:15 pm »
eli losing is always enjoyable.  always.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2010, 05:38:15 pm »
If the Cowboys and Rams win, then for the first time ever I'm actually close to competing for some money.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2010, 05:39:00 pm »
i'm sure my #1 pick is going out the window also.  pissers.

You don't want the #1 anyway. Let somebody else overpay for Luck as the #1 (you're not in the market for a QB anyway, although in my opinion you ought to be), and then pick up somebody for a position of actual need. The only advantage of having the #1 would be that you might be able to screw somebody while trading down.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2010, 05:39:37 pm »
seems like bradford is going to be a good quarterback.  i hope they win.  i do not like the 49ers.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2010, 05:40:05 pm »
You don't want the #1 anyway. Let somebody else overpay for Luck as the #1 (you're not in the market for a QB anyway, although in my opinion you ought to be), and then pick up somebody for a position of actual need. The only advantage of having the #1 would be that you might be able to screw somebody while trading down.

fucking bingo.  they can get what they need at #8 or 9

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2010, 05:40:13 pm »
If the Cowboys and Rams win, then for the first time ever I'm actually close to competing for some money.

Your competing for money depends on the Cowboys and Rams doing well? I think we know why this is the first time.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2010, 05:40:17 pm »
You don't want the #1 anyway. Let somebody else overpay for Luck as the #1 (you're not in the market for a QB anyway, although in my opinion you ought to be), and then pick up somebody for a position of actual need. The only advantage of having the #1 would be that you might be able to screw somebody while trading down.

exactly, you can do a lot with a #1.  sporadic and i both want to trade austin.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2010, 05:40:54 pm »
i do not like the 49ers.

fuck them right in the ear

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2010, 05:41:15 pm »
Your competing for money depends on the Cowboys and Rams doing well? I think we know why this is the first time.

I don't really want to explain how a survivor/elimination pool works, but I picked the Bucs.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2010, 05:41:27 pm »
fuck them right in the ear

its like we were separated at birth.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2010, 05:43:50 pm »
its like we were separated at birth.

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2010, 05:46:15 pm »
I love you, SIS!

love you too, now give me my Barbie back.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2010, 05:48:20 pm »
love you too, now give me my Barbie back.

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2010, 06:03:10 pm »
take that, bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2010, 06:06:39 pm »
D E Z, Dez, Dez, Dez!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2010, 06:06:52 pm »
i hope it is nothing serious with bryant.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2010, 06:09:58 pm »
i hope it is nothing serious with bryant.

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2010, 06:33:07 pm »
play BALL, baby.  And, FUCK YOU, ELI

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2010, 06:34:35 pm »
play BALL, baby.  And, FUCK YOU, ELI

baby jesus is smiling.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2010, 06:35:43 pm »
baby jesus is smiling.

YES, and he shall smite Eli for being such a pansy

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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2010, 09:02:25 pm »
baby jesus is smiling.

I thought Wade got fired.
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Re: The Cowboys
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2010, 01:30:16 am »
Fie on both of yous! I like the Niners (but my team is the Saints), but the Niners are their worst enemies. They had three touchdowns called back today due to penalties. However, I was impressed with Sam Bradford. He made good reads and took what the defense gave him.
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