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Stat of the day
« on: August 09, 2010, 01:46:47 pm »
Courtesy of the Astros' Facebook feed:

Since hiring Jeff Bagwell as hitting coach, the Astros lead the NL in runs scored.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2010, 01:56:36 pm »
Quote from: MusicMan on August 09, 2010, 01:46:47 pm
Courtesy of the Astros' Facebook feed:

Since hiring Jeff Bagwell as hitting coach, the Astros lead the NL in runs scored.

Imagine what that would look like if Angel Sanchez were the hitting coach.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2010, 01:58:00 pm »
Quote from: austro on August 09, 2010, 01:56:36 pm
Imagine what that would look like if Angel Sanchez were the hitting coach.

False.

Angel Sanchez wears Jeff Bagwell PJs to bed at night.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2010, 01:59:51 pm »
Quote from: AtascAstro on August 09, 2010, 01:58:00 pm
False.

Angel Sanchez wears Jeff Bagwell PJs to bed at night.
False. False.

Angel Sanchez doesn't sleep. He's too busy figuring out new ways to torment the Cardinals.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2010, 02:00:16 pm »
Quote from: AtascAstro on August 09, 2010, 01:58:00 pm
False.

Angel Sanchez wears Jeff Bagwell PJs to bed at night.

Homeroos.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2010, 02:15:22 pm »
do they have footies and junction jack on them
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2010, 02:18:26 pm »
Quote from: Houston on August 09, 2010, 01:59:51 pm
False. False.

Angel Sanchez doesn't sleep. He's too busy figuring out new ways to torment the Cardinals.

He sleeps when coach Bagwell tells him to.

There are limits to everything.  That limit is called Jeff Bagwell.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2010, 02:19:53 pm »
Quote from: Fredia on August 09, 2010, 02:15:22 pm
do they have footies and junction jack on them

No.  There is a #5 on the back and even though there are no other images on them, you get the distinct impression that they are scowling.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2010, 02:32:29 pm »
Quote from: AtascAstro on August 09, 2010, 02:19:53 pm
No.  There is a #5 on the back and even though there are no other images on them, you get the distinct impression that they are scowling.

And they definitely don't have pinstripes.
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Re: Stat of the day
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2010, 03:37:05 pm »
Quote from: austro on August 09, 2010, 02:32:29 pm
And they definitely don't have pinstripes.

If they did the pinstripes would be scowling too.
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