Astros at Cubs – Finding an Ass-Hat to fit Carlos Zambrano

[Craig]

Sorry for the lateness; I went to a late viewing of Inception last night. On the plus side, I dreamt that a Big Freight Train leveled Wrigley Field!

Cubs Series Preview

ETA: Fuck the Cubs

[strosrays]

So, the shit on the bottom of my feet is Zambrano balls?

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a little e.e. cummings in the night, inspired by your preview

flotsam and jetsam
are gentlemen poeds
urseappeal netsam
our spinsters and coeds)

thoroughly bretish
they scout the inhuman
itarian fetish
that man isn't wuman

vive the millenni
um three cheers for labor
give all things to enni
one bugger thy nabor

(neck and senecktie
are gentlemen ppoyds
even whose recktie
are covered by lloyd's

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Nice preview, Craig.  Not enough "fucks" in there, though.  Your FPSP (Fucks Per Sentence Percentage) is getting down near replacement level.  Better make adjustments.

[Ron Brand]

Nice work, Craig. Fuck the Cubs!

[JaneDoe]

Leave it to the Poster Formerly Known as the Bastard to begin our week wish a steaming pile o'shit......

Great job!

and....Fuuuuuckkkkkkk the Cubs!

[Limey]

Speaking of giant turds emanating from Yellowstone, I sat through "2012" this weekend.

While the entire thing is some of the silliest nonsense ever to be put on celluloid, one thing stood out for me: do they know nothing about aerodynamics?  When a plane takes off, especially one that can retract its undercarriage even partially, it loses a shitload of drag and speeds up.  It also climbs naturally so, even when being chased by (yet another) galloping earthquake, the moment you leave the ground you speed up and climb.

That shit irritated me much more than the rest of the film that was pretty much a three-hour facepalm.

Oh!  Oh!  And when you're running out of fuel, you dump all those fucking cars in the hold!  Especially a 2-ton Bentley!

[Ebby Calvin]

Roy Oswalt was hit by a ball Sunday and suffered a contusion to his Trade Potential, but it’s not expected to be serious.

Awesome.  Great one Craig.

[MusicMan]

Speaking of giant turds emanating from Yellowstone, I sat through "2012" this weekend.

While the entire thing is some of the silliest nonsense ever to be put on celluloid, one thing stood out for me: do they know nothing about aerodynamics?  When a plane takes off, especially one that can retract its undercarriage even partially, it loses a shitload of drag and speeds up.  It also climbs naturally so, even when being chased by (yet another) galloping earthquake, the moment you leave the ground you speed up and climb.

That shit irritated me much more than the rest of the film that was pretty much a three-hour facepalm.

Oh!  Oh!  And when you're running out of fuel, you dump all those fucking cars in the hold!  Especially a 2-ton Bentley!

Yeah, because THOSE were the big scientific problems in that movie.

[BUWebguy]

I read that the director of 2012, Roland Emmerich (he of Independence Day and The Day After Tomorrow) decided this would be his final disaster flick, and so he threw every possible disaster into this one. He succeeded on that front.

[moriartp]

His next project is the rape of Asmiov's Foundation series. Woo!

[Limey]

Yeah, because THOSE were the big scientific problems in that movie.

I hear ya.  I just focused on those because everything else was fantasy but aerodynamics is real.  The movie, as a whole, was horrible and Cusak should be ashamed of himself.

[subnuclear]

His next project is the rape of Asmiov's Foundation series. Woo!

Maybe Hari Seldon will use psychohistory to prevent it from happening.

[Limey]

His next project is the rape of Asmiov's Foundation series. Woo!

At least he's nowhere near the Hyperion adaptation.

[Gizzmonic]

I hear ya.  I just focused on those because everything else was fantasy but aerodynamics is real.  The movie, as a whole, was horrible and Cusak should be ashamed of himself.

Yeah, but then he made 'Hot Tub Time Machine.'  That's a better penance than 10,000 Hail Marys!

[HudsonHawk]

Yeah, but then he made 'Hot Tub Time Machine.'  That's a better penance than 10,000 Hail Marys!

If Craig Robinson is in a movie, I'm going to fucking see it.  He's the funniest man in the movies today.

[OregonStrosFan]

Speaking of giant turds emanating from Yellowstone, I sat through "2012" this weekend.

While the entire thing is some of the silliest nonsense ever to be put on celluloid, one thing stood out for me: do they know nothing about aerodynamics?  When a plane takes off, especially one that can retract its undercarriage even partially, it loses a shitload of drag and speeds up.  It also climbs naturally so, even when being chased by (yet another) galloping earthquake, the moment you leave the ground you speed up and climb.

That shit irritated me much more than the rest of the film that was pretty much a three-hour facepalm.

Oh!  Oh!  And when you're running out of fuel, you dump all those fucking cars in the hold!  Especially a 2-ton Bentley!

Kind of like watching an 60 minutes+ of scenes in Die Hard 2 where the actors looking for a way to communicate with the planes in a holding pattern around the airport when there were hundreds of planes in hangers, at FBOs, on the tarmac, etc. (as there are at any major airport) that each had radios in them. Not to mention the countless pilots hanging around an FBO at any given time with back-up handheld radios in their flight bags.  That, and the rest of the movie did not nearly suck ass as bad as the entirety of 2012 did...

[BudGirl]

If Craig Robinson is in a movie, I'm going to fucking see it.  He's the funniest man in the movies today.

I saw him do standup a month or so ago.  He's quite funny.

[das]

His next project is the rape of Asmiov's Foundation series. Woo!

For the love of all creatures big and small.  Is nothing sacred?