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2010 HR Derby
« on: July 12, 2010, 08:39:44 pm »
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2010, 08:48:08 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 12, 2010, 08:39:44 pm
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Not fair winning a thread on the first post, man. Well done.
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2010, 09:46:58 pm »
Ortiz just dedicated the Derby trophy to "my friend Jose Lima". A nice gesture (and appropriate on multiple levels, perhaps).
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2010, 09:47:25 pm »
David Ortiz dedicated his win to Jose Lima.  Nice job
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2010, 10:28:06 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 12, 2010, 08:39:44 pm
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if i were Mr. Happy, besides having a shitty pickoff move, i would say "so fucking nominated."
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2010, 04:44:28 pm »
Quote from: Bench on July 12, 2010, 08:39:44 pm
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2010, 06:11:13 pm »
Quote from: JimR on July 12, 2010, 10:28:06 pm
if i were Mr. Happy, besides having a shitty pickoff move, i would say "so fucking nominated."

Well, I am Mr. Happy and that's exactly what I would have said. Coach, I had no pickoff move, so it wasn't just shitty, it was nonexistent.
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2010, 08:00:58 pm »
Quote from: Mr. Happy on July 13, 2010, 06:11:13 pm
Well, I am Mr. Happy and that's exactly what I would have said. Coach, I had no pickoff move, so it wasn't just shitty, it was nonexistent.

This is where you're supposed to blame that on the fact that there were never any men on base so that you could practice.
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2010, 09:39:28 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 13, 2010, 08:00:58 pm
This is where you're supposed to blame that on the fact that there were never any men on base so that you could practice.

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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2010, 09:42:25 pm »
Quote from: austro on July 13, 2010, 08:00:58 pm
This is where you're supposed to blame that on the fact that there were never any men on base so that you could practice.

Unfortunately, while I can't remember my WHIP, or even whether they even computed it back then, but I'd have been probably been in the 1.4-1.5 range, so there were plenty of baserunners, usually courtesy of walks. I was lucky in that I did have a good split finger fastball that clocked a lot of strikeouts, which often saved my ass.
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Re: 2010 HR Derby
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2010, 01:28:24 pm »
I was the starting pitcher for my last game ever in Little League.

I don't remember if we won or lost or how bad we lost, but I do remember there was pizza, whiskey, and tits as far as you could see.   Yes sir, the after party lasted nearly a week and El Paso County changed 6 different laws when we were done.   9 months later, the hospital neonat ward was mighty busy and three street names were altered in my honor.

Smell my finger(s).
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