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JaneDoe

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Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« on: June 24, 2010, 10:42:31 am »
And many, many more!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2010, 10:43:21 am »
Quote from: JaneDoe on June 24, 2010, 10:42:31 am
And many, many more!

29 again!!!

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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2010, 10:45:03 am »
29?  doubtful, I bet that is just some good photoshop work.

Happy Birthday young man!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2010, 10:59:42 am »
Quote from: BudGirl on June 24, 2010, 10:45:03 am
29?  doubtful, I bet that is just some good photoshop work.

Happy Birthday young man!

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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2010, 11:46:44 am »
Happy Birthday.  And remember, you're one day closer to being a natural resource.
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2010, 11:55:43 am »
Have a great day!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2010, 12:32:21 pm »
Hey, thanks gang. And I appreciate the reminder that I'm an integral part of solving our long-term energy problems. Why import foreign, when you can just wait for some light sweet American?
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2010, 12:36:45 pm »
Happy birthday, JackAstro!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2010, 09:16:14 pm »
Fuck JackAstro.   I'm tired of that guy's shit.
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2010, 05:23:46 am »
Happy Jack!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2010, 08:28:45 am »
Quote from: Alkie on June 24, 2010, 09:16:14 pm
Fuck JackAstro.   I'm tired of that guy's shit.

I'm glad it's not just me.
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2010, 10:32:14 am »
Quote from: Alkie on June 24, 2010, 09:16:14 pm
Fuck JackAstro.   I'm tired of that guy's shit.

I hear ya, man, I hear ya. If I would get off my lazy ass and churn out some t-shirts, maybe I could expect a little tolerance, but I'm just using up perfectly good oxygen right now.
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2010, 10:33:41 am »
Keep it up, JA! It's worth it to annoy MikeyBoy and Alkie! Belated birthday greetings!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2010, 10:41:02 am »
Quote from: JackAstro on June 25, 2010, 10:32:14 am
I hear ya, man, I hear ya. If I would get off my lazy ass and churn out some t-shirts, maybe I could expect a little tolerance, but I'm just using up perfectly good oxygen right now.

I'll stop you when you stop speaking the troof.   Go on.
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2010, 06:59:17 pm »
You are the funniest person who posts on this site.  Also, I've come to believe that you are actually Steve Guttenburg, which causes considerable cognitive dissonance.  Happy Birthday anyway!
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2010, 07:02:49 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on June 26, 2010, 06:59:17 pm
You are the funniest person who posts on this site. 

HEY!

What about Fredia?
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2010, 07:07:51 pm »
Quote from: Gizzmonic on June 26, 2010, 06:59:17 pm
You are the funniest person who posts on this site.  Also, I've come to believe that you are actually Steve Guttenburg, which causes considerable cognitive dissonance.  Happy Birthday anyway!

yeah, i've seen him in person and his real picture isn't as wacky:

http://gothamist.com/attachments/jake/2006_3_paulpfieffer1.jpg
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Re: Happy Birthday JackAstro!
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2010, 01:16:00 pm »
Happy very belated!
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