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EasTexAstro

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Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« on: June 11, 2010, 10:00:48 am »
Take me out to the fish tank.
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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2010, 10:10:25 am »
I don't think I've ever seen an outdoor aquarium.  I would think aglae would be an enormous problem
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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2010, 10:29:15 am »
You know my fish get freaked out if you tap the tank too hard.  Can't imagine what they are going to think about a foul ball smacking the tank -- even if it's covered with bullet-proof glass.
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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2010, 10:31:17 am »
You know my fish get freaked out if you tap the tank too hard.  Can't imagine what they are going to think about a foul ball smacking the tank -- even if it's covered with bullet-proof glass.

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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2010, 10:33:50 am »
I don't think I've ever seen an outdoor aquarium.  I would think aglae would be an enormous problem

Yeah, letting fish swim outdoors is just crazy.  Who thought of that?
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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2010, 10:47:33 am »
Yeah, letting fish swim outdoors is just crazy.  Who thought of that?

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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2010, 11:45:40 am »
Will you be allowed to sit in the tank if you wear swim trunks to the game?
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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2010, 11:48:16 am »
Will you be allowed to sit in the tank if you wear swim trunks to the game?

who needs trunks?

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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2010, 11:58:35 am »
BP is sponsoring this fish tank. It's going to have a fountain that spews oil after every home run.
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Re: Fish like to watch baseball, too.
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2010, 12:00:59 pm »
BP is sponsoring this fish tank. It's going to have a fountain that spews oil after every home run.

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