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If You Love Your Riverhaus, Set It Free
« on: April 25, 2010, 01:54:43 pm »
Well, it's done.   The Riverhaus now belongs to one of you borderline-criminal SnS'ers (I'll leave it up to him to make the announcement if he chooses).   I want to thank the other 9 of you that came in to look at the place and pretended to care; it made us feel good or something.

Thanks to everyone here for making this the easiest house sale ever.  I'm not sure HH and Waldo and Noe understand the money making potential of this website just yet.

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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2010, 02:18:20 pm »
Ok, when is the hauswarming party?
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2010, 02:37:56 pm »
Ok, when is the hauswarming party?

We're planning on setting it on fire before we leave Tuesday; same thing?

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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2010, 02:39:13 pm »
We're planning on setting it on fire before we leave Tuesday; same thing?

Barbeque at Alkies'!!
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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2010, 02:48:11 pm »
I'm really bummed.  That's exactly what I was going to do today but we still had way too much packing and driving-shit-around to do.

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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2010, 02:50:25 pm »
I'm really bummed.  That's exactly what I was going to do today but we still had way too much packing and driving-shit-around to do.

Driving?  In NYC?  Didn't think you needed a car?
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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2010, 02:53:08 pm »
Well, it's done.   The Riverhaus now belongs to one of you borderline-criminal SnS'ers (I'll leave it up to him to make the announcement if he chooses).   I want to thank the other 9 of you that came in to look at the place and pretended to care; it made us feel good or something.

Thanks to everyone here for making this the easiest house sale ever.  I'm not sure HH and Waldo and Noe understand the money making potential of this website just yet.

Congrats!  I'm on day 100.  Our house stays show-ready clean every day.  I fucking hate it.
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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2010, 02:58:14 pm »
Driving?  In NYC?  Didn't think you needed a car?

Methinks Alkie means in New Braunfels.

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2010, 02:58:23 pm »
Driving?  In NYC?  Didn't think you needed a car?

I'm in New Braunfels.  Cleaning, packing, shipping, getting the last of our shit up to NYC.

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« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2010, 02:59:19 pm »
I'm in New Braunfels.  Cleaning, packing, shipping, getting the last of our shit up to NYC.

I've got your back Zach... by nanoseconds even.

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2010, 03:05:04 pm »
Congrats!  I'm on day 100.  Our house stays show-ready clean every day.  I fucking hate it.

I feel you, brother.   The first house we ever sold (our first house together) was on the market for 2+ years (that was back during the housing boom, so you can imagine how we felt).

We listed the thing at $155k hoping to get $145k in a neighborhood of mostly $170k-$200k houses.  Fucking thing sat on the goddamn market for 2 years before our realtor at the time finally convinced me to drop the price to $139k "just to see what happens."   Sure enough, in the first weekend, we had two bidders who drove the price up to $148k and boy did I feel like a fucking moron.   Got $3k more than I initially wanted, but pissed away two more years of mortgage payments.   Damn, was I angry. 

The second house we sold (last year in Houston), we wised up to the way it works.   We had a $550k house that we "wanted" to sell for $575k but really would rather just get the $540k we owed on it so we could get the fuck out of Dodge and move to NYC without a mortgage payment.  Listed it at $539k and sold it for $551k within 4 days (in the worst housing market ever).   No muss, no fuss.

The stress of selling a house is never worth it to me.  I'd rather just price it ridiculously low, hold 2 open houses, and let the bidders correct the price for me.   I sell it in a week, I don't waste all the time, and I figure whatever money I didn't make on the sale, I saved in months upon months of paying a mortgage on an empty house.

I'll never own residential property again.

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2010, 03:05:25 pm »
I've got your back Zach... by nanoseconds even.

GawDAMN that's impressive.

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Re: If You Love Your Riverhaus, Set It Free
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2010, 05:19:46 pm »
People often make that same mistake.  The initial asking price can make all the difference between a 2 month sale and a 2 year sale. 
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« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2010, 05:26:58 pm »
I'm in New Braunfels.  Cleaning, packing, shipping, getting the last of our shit up to NYC.

Didn't think you'd ever visit the Lone Star State again.  Figured you were allergic.
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Re: If You Love Your Riverhaus, Set It Free
« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2010, 10:43:55 am »
Copngrats.  That's a great house.