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S.P. Rodriguez

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I'm not trying to piss off the BBGs..
« on: January 22, 2010, 06:51:26 pm »
we grabbed some chinese food for dinner.  My fortune cookie, "Your sports team will be very successful this year".  What shirt am I wearing?  None other than your Houston Astros.  I'm taking this as good juju.  And the fortune is now pinned to the wall of my office.  Go ASTROS!! 
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Re: I'm not trying to piss off the BBGs..
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 07:04:26 pm »
The last time I ate out for Chinese, my fortuen cookie said "don't forget the takeout". 
The rules of distinction were thrown out with the baseball cap.  It does not lend itself to protocol.  It is found today on youth in homes, classrooms, even in fine restaurants.  Regardless of its other consequences, this is a breach against civility.  A civilized man should avoid this mania.

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Re: I'm not trying to piss off the BBGs..
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 07:19:59 pm »
...in bed!
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Re: I'm not trying to piss off the BBGs..
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 07:32:37 pm »
...in bed!

How 'bout in the hot tub?

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