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Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« on: December 17, 2009, 09:59:38 am »
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/jon_heyman/12/16/heyman.mets.bay/1.html

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Re: Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 10:14:06 am »
Typical Astros.  They just trade away our best players because they are too cheap to pay us.
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Re: Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 10:18:15 am »
can you imagine berkman on the red sox they would need an interpreter
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Re: Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 11:27:53 am »
Heyman is like cheap wine to you, isn't he?

I continue to be an SI devotee, despite their inexplicable decision to pay people like Heyman and John Lopez.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 11:29:58 am »
I continue to be an SI devotee, despite their inexplicable decision to pay people like Heyman and John Lopez.

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 11:32:09 am »
I continue to be an SI devotee, despite their inexplicable decision to pay people like Heyman and John Lopez.

It is semantics, but Lopez is paid by SI.com, and not SI.  They are different business entities.

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Re: Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2009, 11:35:41 am »
It is semantics, but Lopez is paid by SI.com, and not SI.  They are different business entities.

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Re: Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2009, 11:41:52 am »
can you imagine berkman on the red sox they would need an interpreter
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Re: Heyman wins the "No shit, Sherlock" award
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2009, 12:16:46 pm »
I'm a sucker for branding.

That would explain the burn marks on your posterior.
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