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Off-roading
« on: August 20, 2009, 04:31:34 pm »
Sometimes I like to pretend that I am a redneck, so I got excited when I stumbled across Spring Creek Off Road Park.  Anyone know anything about this place or related activities?  Anyone know where I can rent an ATV or Jeep and really mess it up?  
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Re: Off-roading
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 05:35:12 pm »
Here's a place: http://www.generalsams.com/

A good friend of mine's family owns this place. I have only been once during the week when it is closed to the public so I didn't get the full experience, but it can definitely get you to your redneck activity quota in short order. They have a few festivals along the way like "The Redneck Games" and "Muddy Gras" which I've heard are absolutely ridiculous (in both good and bad ways).

You can probably find out on the website, but I don't think the property itself rents ATVs but I do think rental places come down to rent theirs out.

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Re: Off-roading
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 09:28:19 am »
Sometimes I like to pretend that I am a redneck, so I got excited when I stumbled across Spring Creek Off Road Park.  Anyone know anything about this place or related activities?  Anyone know where I can rent an ATV or Jeep and really mess it up?  


I've heard good things about this place,though I've never personally been there.  As for a Jeep, mine is available for the right price.
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 11:09:54 am »
I don't recall if this was an actual place, or just someone rambling about a place they wish existed, but I'd love to go somewhere for a day to rent and run large bulldozers, backhoes, cranes, etc.  I wonder if construction workers would pay to sit in meetings all day.
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 11:13:58 am »

I've heard good things about this place,though I've never personally been there.  As for a Jeep, mine is available for the right price.

How much for the insurance package?
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 11:41:55 am »
I've got a series IIB Land Rover we just got running again.  Where is this place?

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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 01:13:35 pm »
I've got a series IIB Land Rover we just got running again.  Where is this place?

The Spring area.
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2009, 01:22:33 pm »
The Spring area.

When you were here, did you ever go to the sand pits just over the bridge on the Orange Co. side of the river?

Good times.

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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2009, 01:27:44 pm »
When you were here, did you ever go to the sand pits just over the bridge on the Orange Co. side of the river?

Good times.

No.  I never heard of them.  My year in Beaumont was spent blindly thrashing about the Triangle looking for things to do with no local guide.  One sunday the cable went out, so I ended up wandering the banks of a canal out by N. Major and 105 taking swigs off a big gulp filled with Jack and coke and throwing rocks at water mocassins.  The sand pits sound like fun.
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2009, 01:41:57 pm »
No.  I never heard of them.  My year in Beaumont was spent blindly thrashing about the Triangle looking for things to do with no local guide.  One sunday the cable went out, so I ended up wandering the banks of a canal out by N. Major and 105 taking swigs off a big gulp filled with Jack and coke and throwing rocks at water mocassins.  The sand pits sound like fun.

They were right behind that materials place on the river, with the big piles of aggregate and gravel and stuff.  Between it and the steel mill.  Plenty of places to go "mudding" there.  I think it was private property, but I don't recall anyone ever paying much attention to that little detail.

You description of your day on the irrigation canal reminds me of a lot of my high school years.  I described this in detail in one of the From Left Field entries, talking about cruising around on what we called the "rice field roads."

As I recall, I did not become aware you were living over here until your gig was almost up, plus for some reason at the time I was under the impression you were some kind of Walter Umphrey operative or something, so I steered clear.  Too bad, could've been fun.

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Re: Off-roading
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2009, 03:36:38 pm »
How much for the insurance package?


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