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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2009, 10:07:56 am »
The most brutally efficient, minimalist rape ever!
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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 10:12:31 am »
You know, I'm not seeing the down side of this.

This may be out there politically, but I'm firmly anti-rape.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2009, 10:19:45 am »
Dear Penthouse,

This type of thing never happens to me.  I had just arrived in Sweden...
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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 10:42:23 am »
This may be out there politically, but I'm firmly anti-rape.

Well, I was too, but this story has me leaning...

Seriously though, I don't think this actually happened.  It has all the credibility of (as Bench put it) a letter to Penthouse.
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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2009, 10:54:45 am »
This may be out there politically, but I'm firmly anti-rape.

Is this even necessary to say?  It's like the "I voted against Cancer" bumper sticker I saw.  Did anyone vote yes to cancer?

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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2009, 10:58:29 am »
Is this even necessary to say?  It's like the "I voted against Cancer" bumper sticker I saw.  Did anyone vote yes to cancer?

Given the original post?
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing AstroTurf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, torture of Bud Selig.

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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2009, 11:05:15 am »
Is this even necessary to say?  It's like the "I voted against Cancer" bumper sticker I saw.  Did anyone vote yes to cancer?

I did.  Doesn't bother me if anybody is born in early to mid July.
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Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2009, 11:29:10 am »
Two questions:
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Does he ride a bicycle?
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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2009, 11:41:27 am »
Grab another Coke and let's die

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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2009, 12:36:51 pm »
Just back from Sweden.  They have some great bike rental places there!  Full service.
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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2009, 12:47:43 pm »
Given the original post?

if you take anything he posts seriously, you should not.
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Re: Booking a ticket to Sweden now...
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2009, 02:19:26 pm »
if you take anything he posts seriously, you should not.

He's right, you know!
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